Author's Note: This idea came to me while I was listening to Britney Spears 'Boys.' Also, I prefer to leave the Quinn/Pregnancy story line out of this.

for whatever reason,
i feel like i've been wanting you all my life

It was the first day back at Glee and Rachel was feeling mischievous. Everyone was stoked after the win at Sectionals, largely attributed to her and her killer rendition of "Don't Rain on My Parade." She heard congratulations all around, and finally, it seemed like people were starting to warm up to her. She arrived at Glee early that day, no surprise there. She is always, always, early. Waiting for everyone to arrive, she plugged in her headphones. Maybe there was a song she could sing, a song to practice. Scrolling the click wheel until she got to the song of her mood, Rachel finally hit play.

"Rachel!" Looking up, Rachel saw the other Glee kids staring at her oddly. She was so absorbed in her song that she didn't hear anyone come in.

"Sorry, guys." Kurt looks at her, and smirks.

"What song were you listening to?"

"Britney Spears. Even though she's a train wreck, her songs still have killer beats and catchy melodies. I hope to use her as my inspiration, minus the whole career debacle, of course."

She took the headphones out of her ears, preparing to throw the iPod in her bag. Kurt stops her, grabbing it out of her hands instead.

"I'm surprised it's not a Broadway classic. This should be fun!"

She stares at Kurt blankly. "What should be fun?"

Looking back at her like she has three heads, Kurt shakes his head. "Singing Britney."

"We're singing Britney?"

"Stop being slow, Rachel. You're singing Britney. I want to hear." He nudges her to the front of the room.

"But but but." Rachel looks petrified, which is a rare sight, given how frequently she runs to the stage, and to applause. Mercedes nudges her to the front of the room. "Come on, diva. Let's see those sexy moves."

Rachel stands awkwardly in the front, with everybody, minus Finn and Puck, staring at her expectantly. She opens her voice, ready to sing, and ends up giggling instead.

"Let's be serious." She makes a motion to sit back down, Tina interrupting.

"No way, Rachel. You're not sitting down until you prove you have the moves to match that voice."

She moves back, and thinks, this may be fun. She shrugs, and begins.

you don't understand

i'm so glad we're at the same place at the same time.

it's over now

Rachel tries to move her body, an awkward entanglement of movements.

"We all saw you in that school assembly! You could do better than that." She looks at Matt, he's daring her.

Deciding if she's going to do it, she may as well do it right.

She throws Matt a sexy grin, and makes a 'come here' gesture.

i spotted you dancing,

you made all the girls stare

those lips and your brown eyes, the sexy hair.

Rachel moves a hand down Matt's chest, leaning in to expose more of her shirt, and everyone in Glee starts whistling.

what would it take for you to just leave with me?

not trying to sound conceited

but you and i were meant to be

"Work it out, girl!" Mike started cheering louder, propelling Rachel to gain more confidence. She grabbed his hand, and moved him to the front with her.

i should shake my thing

make the world want you

tell your boys you'll be back

i wanna see what you could do

Pressing the front of her body against his, she sings a little louder as Mike falls into her dance steps. Matt grabs her hand back, and she twirls into him. She hikes a leg around his, and he bends her down, his hand trailing her hips.

you're a sexy guy, i'm a nice girl

let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world.

She pushes both guys to the side, doing a dance that leads her to the floor.

boys, sometimes a girl just needs one

boys, to love her and to hold.

Mike comes back to grab her hips, and her voice takes on a sexy layer she didn't know she had.

Boys, I just want you to touch me

boys, and when a girl is with one

She pushes her hand against Mike's chest, toppling him onto the chair.

then she's in control

She leans in to sit on his lap, grabbing his shirt by the collar.

took the boy off the dance floor

screaming in his ear

must have said something about me

because he's looking over here

with a sexy attitude

but the way your boys moving it,

he puts me in the mood.

Leaning against the door, Puck watched the performance, intrigued. Maybe Berry had more to her than he thought.

Standing next to Puck, Finn tried to stop drooling.