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Link smirked at his new Gerudo slave. She placed his drink down on his bedside table and waited for further command from the silent Hyrulian. A twitch came from his cock as he saw her green breasts jiggle ever so slightly, rattling the piercings on her nipples, which were connected by a thin, silver chain.

"I've brought you your beverage, master." She said, stoic. Link smiled, and patted a free spot on his large, luxurious bed, that wasn't taken up by any other of his wives.

"Sit." He commanded her. Link was a man of few words, if any, but this attitude wasn't seen in the bedroom. Especially said bedroom he and his wives were pretty much confined to during their honeymoon.

Link took a long, satisfying drink from the cup of chilled water the Gerudo slave before him brought, and placed the cup down afterwards. Some of the liquid dripped down his chin and torso, glistening his abdominals. The Gerudo girl sat uncomfortably at his naked side, facing away from him. Link traced his hand over her collar, his deft fingers travelling over the large green emerald adorning its centre.

His fingers traced back over the lettering on her collar.

"You know what this says, don't you?" He asked her, garnering no response from the slave other than a deep blush.

"It means I own you. You are mine, body, soul, heart, all mine." He said, accentuating each word with a kiss to her cheek that slowly moved towards her red lips, stopping just shy of them. She turned to face him, her body facing forward, but her gaze still averted.

"Is there anything master wants?" She asked him again. Link chuckled and took her lips forcefully, catching the Gerudo slave by surprise, pinning her down to his bed. A sly smile adorned his face as she felt his length make contact with her outer folds.

"Your master wants you. He wants you – heart, soul, and…" He said, emphasising his words again with soft kisses to random erogenous zones. He played with her breasts, fondling them and tugging at the piercings on her nipples. The Gerudo slave managed to quell her moans, her breath growing loud and ragged.

"…Body." He said with a single thrust, a shriek coming from the Gerudo woman. As her ruby red lips parted, Link swooped in and silenced her with another kiss, fondling her breasts again and holding her in his arms possessively.

It was just his way of showing affection, she thought. It happened with his previous wives, and by the feel of things, Link was ready to fully mark the once great Lady Ganondorf his own.

Yes, it was true – the great Gerudo leader, the destroyer and conqueror of all things, the Scourge of Hyrule, the big baddy who wielded the Triforce of Power, now reduced to nothing more than the Hero of Time's personal love-slave, her Triforce surrendered to him after their battle within the Temple of Time.

She decided to give into the pleasure the boy-turned-man could give her, as he trailed sloppy kisses to her neck, targeting her weak points like he'd done many times before. Link grunted deep, matching his thrusts, rising in intensity and speed as their session went on.

Lady Ganondorf's moans filled the large chamber, accentuated by the crude noise of flesh slapping raw flesh again and again.

An omen for an intense climax.

"Deeper… Deeper, Master Link!" She moaned into his ear, wrapping her arms around him and her legs around his waist. Link let out another droning moan as the Triforce embedded in his chest glowed brilliantly. Their connection was like a blur, the Hyrulian man thrusting so fast that Ganon lost herself in a swarm of pleasure, his ministrations on top of that setting her loins alight.

"Fuuuuuu- Ooooh my…" Lady Ganondorf managed to exclaim. Link sped his thrusts, reaching insane speeds that would make the most depraved man on earth stare on in horror. He took one look at the Lady's face and smiled, as pleasure over rid higher cognitive processes and reduced her to a quivering, orgasming pile of pleasure.

He took her open lips in a kiss again and again, his palms digging into his bedspread, clutching hard as he maintained his movements inside Ganon's hot, moist pussy. He grunted in climax, the Triforce shining gloriously as it hummed in his chest.

Lady Ganondorf's eyes went wide as the warmth of Link's seed entered her and filled her core. Sweat poured off their bodies, and Link smiled as Ganondorf held two hands over her womb. She met his gaze, and in a surprising move, he took her lips again, further sealing his claim over her.

"You're going to bear me a child, like Zelda, like Ruto, like Saria, like Impa, like Nabooru, and like the rest of my wives will." He whispered as he broke the wet kiss, Lady Ganondorf's breath hot and heavy over the sheer dominance of her lover. Link smiled and pulled her atop him, lying her down as she did so.

He wrapped his arms around her, his warmth radiating still within and outside her. He lulled her to sleep as he stroked her hair with one hand, and played with her ass with the other. His ever-so-soft, rhythmic thrusts kept her even softer moans constant, and her arousal ever growing, where it'd surely explode the next morning.

A thought passed through her mind before she went to sleep as she played with her collar and basked in the firm embrace her now-husband held her in.

It was odd, but it was Link's way of showing love. The smiles of his other sleeping, pregnant wives were an attest to that.


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I'm working on something big. Naruto stuff will probably just be on indefinite hold.