Chapter 1

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The playground. A twisted steel amusement for everybody. They wait.

"What are we doing again, Eddy?" asked a slightly bored Edd. The Ed's were in the playground, waiting for kids. They waited for some time, but no one showed up.

"We are doing the greatest plan cooked up by your's truly."

"..."

"It is..." Eddy paused for added effect. "ED'S MUFFIN CART!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

"NO Shouting!" yelled Ed, who was staring into space.

"Eddy?" asked Edd looking around.

"We'll be rich!" said Eddy, having that look in his eye.

"Eddy?"

We'll be in Jawbreaker City, no Town, no State!

"Eddy!"

"What!"

"Where's the muffins?"

"..." Eddy looked around. "Of all the freakin' things to happen, how does this alway's- Eddy turned toward Ed. "You ate them, didn't you!!"

"Aww, don't cry." said Ed digging into his pockets. "I saved one." He gave it to Eddy.

"Here, from me...to you."

Edd left the group for home, seeing that once again, Ed and Eddy must iron out their problems.

The next day

"Eddy, this is stupid!" whined Edd.

"Shut up, Everybody likes mimes!" said Eddy smirking. Edd was in a mime outfit, while Eddy was in his normal outfit. He then started to sing.

"Walls, ropes, and other invisible things that you love fall for,Come and rent a mime only at Ed's Rent a Mime!" He honked a horn.

Edd started to cry at the fact that the only thing more stupid than Rent a Mime was the Rent a Mime theme song. Suddenly Edd heard Ed screaming.

"RUN AWAY!!!!!" Yelled Ed as he ran into Edd and Eddy. "Sarah, BIG TROUBLE, NOW!!!" Ed then started miming some walls around the 3.

"Ed what happened? asked Edd, who was fairly concerned.

"I accidentally threw Jimmy off an Invisible Cliff!" said Ed, who mimed a roof. Eddy's laughter was drowned out by Sarah's screaming.

"Wait until I get a hold you!" screamed Sarah as she jumped at Ed. However she bounced off the wall.

"Looks like we get off clean, Sar-ah!" laughed Eddy, flipping Sarah off. Sarah started to pout, but had an idea.

"Ed, I need to use the bathroom, can I use yours?" asked Sarah. She used the puppy dog eyes.

"Sure baby sister, hole's up on the roof." said Ed smiling. Edd started to twitch violently, and Eddy started screaming.

"Why did you put a hole on the roof?"

"So we could get out, duh!"

Sarah laughed evily as she jumped into the hole, and started to rip the Ed's apart.

Eddy started to claw at the invisible wall as Sarah did a series of bone shattering slams.

"Put the toilet seat down when you're done, and remember: Be a hon, be a sweety, and don't forget to wipe the seaty" rhymed Ed as he was thrown right through the wall, and was pulled back inside by Sarah.

The kids eventually appeared and started to clap. They even threw money.

The next next day

The Eds were hiding under Eddy's bed, shivering. After awhile, the Eds got out. Their clothes were torn apart, and they had lipstick kisses all over them

"Well that wasn't so bad." said Eddy, brushing himself off.

"What are you talking about?" whined Edd as he got up. "Those blasted Kankers propped us in their wall, did french kissing acts to us, and beat us wilth logs of Salami!"

"I said it wasn't bad, not traumatizing."

"I have to go to my shrink, or I'll never stop the nightmares." said Ed, who was reading his magazine Slug-U-La.

"about time Ed. But not tomorrow, tomorrow we'll-

"No!" yelled Edd, who was suddenly horrified by his voice. Eddy turned to him slowly.

"What!"

"Eddy. Please listen. I don't want to do this anymore!" Eddy said nothing. "Day after day, we do the same thing, day after day, we get hurt. Day after day-

"Those Kanker bumped your head. You don't know what you're talking about-

"I been talking about this for a long time. No more!"

Ed stopped reading and watched the argument.

"You want to know why we're like this, huh Eddy?" yelled Edd giving in to his emotions.

"YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?" Eddy became a flushed red, and his body was shaking.

"YOU! YOU DID THIS TO US, YOU MAKE EVERYBODY LIKE THIS! ALL YOU DO IS MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE, AND I NO LONGER WANT TO BE PART OF THAT!

Eddy walked up to Edd. "Get.Out." he said, fist clenched.

Edd left the room, and didn't look back.

End of Chapter 1