Kill Barney!
Part 1: J.D. and James' Story

=============================================== Chapter 1: Shock T.V.
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-Our story begins one rainy day at Jack's aka J.D.'s house. Where J.D., his friend James and James' girlfriend Charlene are all hanging out and channel surfing on the T.V.-

J.D.: Can one of you two just pick a channel and stick to it?

-J.D. said, and looks at Charlene and James-

Charlene: Don't look at me, I'm not in control of the remote.

-replied Charlene as she points to James-

James: 500 channels and nothing on.

J.D.: Thats because you started seeing the Pay-Per View channels and all the way to the one thousand channels where no one can get.

James: Ooh okay. Let's go threw channel 1 again.

-James changes the channel to channel 1 and continues surfing threw other channels, until he stopped at channel 8 and sees Barney & Friends on T.V.-

J.D.: Oh god! Not this show!

Charlene: Why did you stop at this show?!

James: I thought that show was gone a long time ago?

J.D.: Sadly no, kids however still love this lame-ass show and the guide said its a marathon.

-Lightning strikes from outside in a bright flash and the thunder roars loudly that J.D., Charlene and James jumped in fear and James lost the remote as the T.V. is stuck on Barney & Friends show. J.D. looks outside from the window and sees that its raining hard outside.-

J.D.: Damn, its a heavy storm.

-J.D. looks at the T.V. and sees that Barney & Friends show is still on.-

J.D.: James, change the channel!

-J.D. yelled at James while James is searching for something.-

James: I dropped the remote and I can't find it anywhere.

-Charlene helps James finding the remote.-

Charlene: How did you lose a fucking remote?

-J.D. helps them find the remote, they look inbetween the seats and under the chair and it they couldn't find it anywhere, until lightning strikes again from outside in a bright flash and the thunder roared loudly that Jack, Charlene and James jumped again. the second after, James with a stupid grin found the remote and yelled.-

James: I found it! It was in my pocket!

-Jack walks infront of James and grabs the remote from his hand and says...-

J.D.: Good! Now to change the channel to left us to suffer hearing.

-James takes back the remote from Jacks hand and replies.-

James: But, I won the rock, paper, scissors for the remote and I say 'Channel Surfing'!

-Jack grabs the remote and tries to take it away from him.-

J.D.: Fuck no! It's boring as hell! We're choosing one channel and sticking with it!

James: Hell no, Homie! You got Dish! you got a shit load of channels!

J.D.: Not Every Channel and we are choosing one channel!

James: Boring! Channel Surfing!

J.D.: You're Boring! One Channel!

-James and Jack struggled, fighting over the T.V. remote. the fight lasted less than a minute, Charlene ducks down from hearing thunder roaring louder than before as a lightning bolt strikes the satellite dish and a power surge over charged the T.V. set and it zapped the remote that James and Jack were fighting other and it zapped James and Jack and then they were both sucked into the T.V. screen and the remote fell on the floor. Charlene looked up to see what was going on and sees that the boys were gone.-

Charlene: Guys? Uhh, Guys? Where are you?

-When the lightning bolt zapped the satellite dish and caused the T.V. to zap the remote with James and Jack aka J.D. holding it and they were sucked into the T.V., James and J.D. are going threw a portal holding the remote as its like the remote is the hook and our two heroic idiots are the fish and being realed in as they see pictures of T.V. shows passing by inside the portal. inside the long tunnel within the portal, James said.-

James: Where the fuck are we?!

J.D.: How the hell should I know!? All I remember is that we got zapped by the T.V.!

-James and J.D. while holding the remote as it still continues dragging them threw the portal as they look around inside the portal and sees pictures of T.V. shows all over the world passing by them, curious at where they are and where they are going as well.-

James: I think we're in the T.V.!

-J.D. looking at James with a smug and pissed off look-

J.D.: We are in the T.V.? Okay, This HAS to be a dream. WAKE UP, ME! YOU FAT BASTARD!

-James hits J.D. on the back of the head and replies-

James: Is it a dream now?

J.D.: Oww! Bitch!

-J.D. hits James back on the back of the head-

James: Oww! atleast we're not dreaming.

J.D.: Good to know! now, where are we REALLY?

James: We have to be in the T.V., different T.V. shows are passing by us rapidly.

J.D.: Uhh...Dude? Red Alert! End of the tunnel!

-both James and J.D. screamed as they pass threw the end of the long tunnel and they both woke up and appeared in a strange world. As our two heroes look around the strange place and wonder 'where are we?' 'what is this place?'-

James: Where are we?

J.D.: What is this place?

-See? I told you. Never doubt the narrator, bitch! (Just kidding about the bitch part.) Anyway, let's continue. They wondered upon a playground at a school yard, they enter the school yard and see if theres anyone inside the building.-

J.D.: Dude, Theres no one inside. Where the hell are we?

James: I don't know, dude. This is weird. Are we really inside the T.V. world?

J.D.: You might be right.

=============================================== Ends Chapter 1...Continue to Chapter 2.