It was a cold day in the Leaf Village. Of course it was cold, it's fucking winter but that didn't stop the emo with a dead duck on his fucking head for some fucking reason from going out to hang out with his Friend Naruto Uzumaki. There were friends before Sasuke's Brother went "crazy" and killed every Uchiha but little Sasuke. That event had caused everyone to panic. It's not everyday that the strongest clan in the world get murdered by a single person. Despite all of that the village is in good shape considering all of the shit that happened in the last 10-15 years. Sasuke had just reached the door to where his friend lived. He knocked and waited. No response. Must not be home. Sasuke sighed. He needed to speak to Naruto. Sasuke decided that it was best to wait for his friend to come back. Five minutes later, Sasuke started regretting his decision but it was now or never. Ten more minutes, still no blonde haired retard. 'God- Fucking-Damn it, where's that piece of shit'. Sasuke thought with anger. Then Sasuke realized something. He's at the wrong house. How in the fuck? He's been at Naruto's countless times, how did he confuse this house for Naruto's? The houses had the same color (brown), but that's it. Sasuke quickly ran away from that house. He did not want to explain to the owner why he was sitting on the front porch particularly dying from the cold

(With our fucking hero Naruto Uzumaki)

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't normal but then again it's pretty hard to be normal with fucking whiskers on your face. Wait, are they even whiskers? Naruto shrugged at the question. He was making tea for Kakashi, Sasuke, and himself. Naruto was smart for his age. He knew how to make tea, coffee, mom's spaghetti, Cookies, and most importantly Ramen. He also knew a lot of ninjutsu. (Every main character is going to be op as fuck sometime in this story) Then there was a knock at the door. 'Was it Sasuke'? Naruto asked in his mind, slightly excited.

Author Note: This isn't the first story I wrote in my lifetime but still be polite when telling me to fuck off

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine (insert how I would write it)