Author's Note: First Fanfic mainly about crazy sexy adventures in Konoha. Hope you guys enjoy reading please review it and let me know what you like or hate about it!

In the village of Konoha everything seemed at peace. The birds were chirping. Children were running about enjoying the activities of the day. A man is seen on atreebranch reading an orange book with the title hidden behind his hand. The man pauses thoughtfully after a few moments and lazily puts his book into his green flak vest. He suddenly hears a distinct and repetitive noise a few yards behind him. 'Hmm...?'. He focuses his chakra into his ears and listens a little more attentively. (BANG. BANG. BANG. Squuuuueak. Squuuuuuuueak. Squuuuuuueak.) 'I shouldn't really intrude... but then again it couldn't hurt to take a closer peek and see what's going on over there.'

The tree he was on was a tall thick oak tree with many branches and leaves perfect for hiding from view. He was situated on a branch that was lower from where the sounds were coming from. The tree was right next to a dark brown colored building that the shinobi knew to be an apartment complex. He climbed up the tree near the top which granted him a perfect view of a window where the sounds where emitting from. He was pleased to see the window was only slightly open , as to allow a slight breeze in. He was even luckier to find that the window had no blinds as it was the 4th story up and usually facing away from the sun in the mornings. The shinobi silently and skillfully nestled himself in a secure yet comfortable position that was completely obscure to the human eye. He slowly pulled the headband covering one eye up and activated his kekkei genkai. 'Sharingan!' He looked on with interest at the scene before him.

The room was extremely neat and tidy but that was mostly due to the fact that it was mostly bare save for a bed, a small loveseat, and a coffee table. There were two figures on the bed having intercourse. 'Now this is the jackpot! Jiraiya would probably love to be me right now. Heh..' "AHHHHH SASSSSSS...(moans loudly) KAAAAAAYYYYY! Aughh don't stop please!"

'It all makes sense now. Sasuke is indeed the most popular ninja at the academy and he is also an active ninja which only adds to his personana. Interesting... looks like he's bagged little Ino. My what a lovely young woman she's come to be' He continued to survey the scene before him. Sasuke was lying on his back in a comfortable position while Ino was riding his 12 inch massive member. Her large D-cup breasts were slapping up and down against her skin getting faster and louder with each thrust. Her face had an expression halfway between pain and lustful ecstacy. 'He seems to know what he's doing and with what he's packing he would be fine even if he had no clue'

"Sasuke please I'm- ughh- ahhhhhhhhhhh!. She moaned deeply and loudly as she reached her climax. Sasuke finished at the same time and they lied there in a tangled heap for about a minute before Sasuke said "I'm going to nap. You know where the door is."

"Ohhh.. uhhmm. well wouldn't you prefer-"

"Hmph I must've not have made myself clear enough. I'm through with you for now so you may leave until I've summoned you again."

Ino flushed at hearing these words. She said nothing else as she dressed. She left without a word as well. Kakashi saw her crying as she left the building. 'Mmm.. Sixteen year-old girls don't really understand that some men just want one thing from them.' He sighed seeing some of himself in Sasuke around his age. He was after all, quite a handsome man himself, even though he wore a mask that obscured his whole face save for one of his eyes.

He had also experienced many women of all varieties throughout his life and only understood the relations between men and women all too well. Ino would say the sex wasn't good or that his penis didn't match up to her expectations but at the end of the day that was the most amazing sex she probably had. From then on she would be under Sasuke's power and would probably sleep with him on a few more occasions afterward. That's what Kakashi figured at least. He waited a few more moments and ended up back on the ground a few blocks away. ' I'm pretty hungry now after seeing that energetic display. Hmmmm Ichiraku is a few blocks away so...Might as well.' He took out his book, covered his Sharingan with his headband, and headed in the direction of Ichiraku Ramen.