Broom Closet Surveillance
I don't fancy her, Al!
Rubbish!
Mate, she's a Weasley she's beyond me!
So you do fancy her! You, unlike the other buggers, realize that she's out of your league!
She's not out of my league, per se, I just don't think she'll take the um, romantic advancements of her best friend very well.
Aha! So you fancy her, and you've fancied her for oh, just the past seven years, and you'll probably fancy her for the rest of your life.
Stop saying the word fancy!
So you aren't contradicting me, huh?
You do fancy her!
No comment!
The famous Malfoy celebrity instincts kick in! I'm your best mate and her cousin- I could help.
No comment!
SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY! Admit it!
Blimey! You sound like your mum!
All that's very well! But mate, you do fancy her, don't you?
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Scorpius- I won't tell her.
Look, Al, I'm sorry. I know she's off limits, but I can't help it! Have you seen her? Spoken to her? You can't blame me!
I'm not! She's something, eh?
She's bloody brilliant, mate!
Aww… is ickle Scawpy in wuw?
Al- I might very well be.
I know mate. I wish you'd man up and just tell her!
I can't. She'll hate me forever
Wait! Where are you going? Scorpius- its dinner! The Goddamn Halloween Feast! You can't skip it!
Watch me!
Bugger!
Later, Al.
Git…
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Rose? You can come out of the broom closet now. Scorp's gone…
~littlegirlgonemad~
Author's Note: Thanks Vedika, for the prompt. This is your birthday present 'till I finish with the real one!
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