I Hate You
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Sam laid there in here bed staring at the ceiling. She did not know what she was doing. Her stomach grumbled she hadn't eaten in like 2 hours and that really was like some kind of record. She couldn't get out though; she didn't want to face anyone. She still played what happen over and over in her mind. Freddie was talking about how she should put herself out there and tell the person she was in love with that she loved him and then she went and kissed him and apologized! Uh! She was Sam Puckett she did not apologize for anything. She had to of lost her mind it was the only logical explanation.
Then she stopped everything and smelt the most delicious thing on earth. Three different kind of bacon! She shot up immediately and then there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?"
"Freddie."
"Uh, what do you want Freddork?"
"I just want to talk."
"Sorry no can do Fredweird."
"Fine I guess I'll just have to eat the freshly cooked bacon sandwich all by myself." Freddie said in a sing song voice.
Sam opened the door immediately and said, "Come to momma!"
Then she grabbed the bacon sandwich and Freddie couldn't help but smile at Sam being so Sam like.
She sat on her bed completely lost in the meaty goodness.
Freddie got on a chair and sat in front of her.
"Sam are we going to talk about the kiss?"
"Can't talk while eating."
"When has that ever stopped you before?"
Sam didn't say anything and kept on chewing on the sandwich.
"OK, maybe bringing you bacon wasn't the best idea in the world but it's…"
Sam stopped for second, "Don't you dare say anything bad about precious bacon. Momma loves it when you bring her bacon."
Freddie shifted in his seat awkwardly.
Then Sam said, "Freddie can we just forget about the whole kiss thing, like we did before?"
Freddie said, "We didn't do such a good job of forgetting about it before."
"Sure we did if it weren't for the stupid dentist…"
Freddie then said, "Sam, before when we kissed we said…still hate you."
"Yeah, so."
"I was just wondering if that was code for something else."
"Uh. Don't psychoanalyze me Benson OK. I just went a little crazy. Like I could be in love with such a dork!" Sam yelled.
She got up and pushed him. Then Freddie pushed her back and said, "Please like you don't always literally hit me and beat me and humiliate me for no reason."
"Oh, yeah, I'm so in love with you that I can't think to do anything else but hit you."
"Exactly! It's how you roll because you are that emotionally handicapped!" Freddie yelled back.
Sam got right in his face and yelled, "I hate you!"
Freddie leaned even closer to her where they were barely an inch apart and yelled back, "I hate you too!"
Then Freddie grabbed her and kissed her hard and Sam kissed him back just as hard and as fierce and then when they parted Freddy smiled triumphantly and said, "I was right it is a defense mechanism!"
Then Sam lightly slapped him on the head and said, "Shut up Benson!"
Then she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him some more.
