"lol where am i" HE SAID. JUST DEN HE SAW A PONY. HE WAS HUNGRY BUT ALSO ANGRY, SO HE BIT IT AND MADE IT INTO A VAMPERE.
"NUUUU. MY NAMS RANBAW DASGH!" DA PONY SAID LIKE SHE SCREAMED IN CUPCAKES.
"OMG WTC" EDWARD SAID DERPING
"IMA LESBIAN PONI PEGASIS RACER." REMBIW DSSH SAYD
"WHAAAAAAAAT" EDWERD RELIED SHOCKED
"YAH BUT NAO IMA VAMPR"
"IM A KILLR" N DEN EDRD RAN OFF CRIN
"IM HUNGRY IM GONNA EAT PINKY" CLOUDBOW RUN SAID WITH A RUMBLIN TUMMEH
"HI I LIKE PARTIES" PINK SAID AND THEN DADH 8 HER AS SHE SCREMED BADLY
"O NO I 8 HER IM A BAD PONI" SHE SID STIL HUNRY. SHE HAD ALWAYS HADED MUXIK SO SHE WENT TO PIN3 AND OCTIVIO
"U GUIZ SUK. N K DU 2" (lolgeddit) AO SH KILLD DEM N DEY DEED SO SHE BORD N APLJUK COMZ UP
"AI LURV U DSH"
"BYT IM A VZMOIRE" FASH DAID SAF
"I LUV U CHNG ME"
"OKEY" N DEN SHE CHNGD HR. SELSDIA DIDN LIEK DAT SO SH TILD TWILITE(dats whut dis haz) 2 KILL DEM.
SHE TRID BUT DY DRNK HR BLOD, DEN SELESTIA AND DEY LIVD HSPPULI EVUR AFTER.
"All finished!" Derpy giggled joyfully, "I know they'll publish this one!" She jumped out of her chair and zoomed to the publishers.
"What.. Is this saying?" The head manager stuttered in horror at the story brought upon him.
"It's my best one yet!" Derpy exclaimed as giddy as ever.
"I'm afraid we're not going to publish it." The manager stated with as little emotion as possible.
"Awww..." Serpy sighed in defeat, "I guess I'll try again!" And she flew off back to her home as the manager rubbed her temples.
"I think I might need to get a restraining order from her for this company or something."
ENDONE DAY EDWARD CULLEN FOUND HIS SELF IN A MAGIC WORLD aND WAS HUNGRY
"lol where am i" HE SAID. JUST DEN HE SAW A PONY. HE WAS HUNGRY BUT ALSO ANGRY, SO HE BIT IT AND MADE IT INTO A VAMPERE.
"NUUUU. MY NAMS RANBAW DASGH!" DA PONY SAID LIKE SHE SCREAMED IN CUPCAKES.
"OMG WTC" EDWARD SAID DERPING
"IMA LESBIAN PONI PEGASIS RACER." REMBIW DSSH SAYD
"WHAAAAAAAAT" EDWERD RELIED SHOCKED
"YAH BUT NAO IMA VAMPR"
"IM A KILLR" N DEN EDRD RAN OFF CRIN
"IM HUNGRY IM GONNA EAT PINKY" CLOUDBOW RUN SAID WITH A RUMBLIN TUMMEH
"HI I LIKE PARTIES" PINK SAID AND THEN DADH 8 HER AS SHE SCREMED BADLY
"O NO I 8 HER IM A BAD PONI" SHE SID STIL HUNRY. SHE HAD ALWAYS HADED MUXIK SO SHE WENT TO PIN3 AND OCTIVIO
"U GUIZ SUK. N K DU 2" (lolgeddit) AO SH KILLD DEM N DEY DEED SO SHE BORD N APLJUK COMZ UP
"AI LURV U DSH"
"BYT IM A VZMOIRE" FASH DAID SAF
"I LUV U CHNG ME"
"OKEY" N DEN SHE CHNGD HR. SELSDIA DIDN LIEK DAT SO SH TILD TWILITE(dats whut dis haz) 2 KILL DEM.
SHE TRID BUT DY DRNK HR BLOD, DEN SELESTIA AND DEY LIVD HSPPULI EVUR AFTER.
"All finished!" Derpy giggled joyfully, "I know they'll publish this one!" She jumped out of her chair and zoomed to the publishers.
"What.. Is this saying?" The head manager stuttered in horror at the story brought upon him.
"It's my best one yet!" Derpy exclaimed as giddy as ever.
"I'm afraid we're not going to publish it." The manager stated with as little emotion as possible.
"Awww..." Serpy sighed in defeat, "I guess I'll try again!" And she flew off back to her home as the manager rubbed her temples.
"I think I might need to get a restraining order from her for this company or something."
END
