Disclaimer: I don't, and I repeat, I DON'T own American Dad! as it's owned by FOX and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions. This is a different use of media material being protected by the fair use of the U.S. copyright act of 1976. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Gun Show!

(cut to a scene of the ghost town known as Langley Brothers, as we see winds and the corpse inside a saloon)

ROGER: (off screen, narrating) This is a ghost town, not too far from Langley Falls. It's The Langley Brothers. A town full that's used to be populated with the neutral. Whether they are good or bad, they are found dead because of tourism. Then, we go to a long distance where I stand still in the gunfight. (scene cuts to Roger with his cowboy outfit and guns, Roger continues to narrate) This is me. I will kick your ass in a matter of seconds. I am a cowboy, wanted dead or alive. I know that tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, and I die another day as diamonds are forever. (not narrating anymore) You know what? Screw this. I'm not narrating this. Where's the camera? Oh, Stan, please give it to me!

Seth MacFarlane

Mike Barker

Matt Weitzman

Present

AMERICAN DAD!: WILD ROGER WEST

Starring:

Roger the Alien

Stan Smith

Steve Smith

Francine Smith

Klaus

Hayley Smith

(scene cuts to the Smith's house at dawn, we see Roger coming to the screen and the Smiths are eating their breakfast)

FRANCINE: Everyone's having a good day.

ROGER: Yes. In fact, I am ready to go the Gun Show. It's gonna rock your sock.

FRANCINE: Cool. How about the rest of you?

STEVE: Eating.

STAN: Working.

HAYLEY: Something.

FRANCINE: Ah, I see. Nobody's excited about Roger.

STAN: Come on, Francine. He could be a decent guy at first, but then goes downhill once he goes to the gun show. Remember last year?

FRANCINE: I dunno if I recall last year.

STAN: And yes, it's time for a flashback.

(scene cuts to Roger and Stan in the Gun Show, and Roger plays with guns, drunk)

ROGER: (drunk) Cookie! (shoots a random person) Ronald McDonald (shoots another random person)

RANDOM PERSON: My spleen!

ROGER: Trolls! (shoots yet another person, as scene cuts back to the kitchen at the Smith's house)

FRANCINE: Well… it is disturbing to see him in the gun show.

ROGER: Don't worry, Stan and Francine. I changed my ways. Because of this, I am going to win in the Gun Show for best strong person ever. And I'm not using "gun" literally so I can shoot people.

FRANCINE: Well… okay. We'll trust you this time. But remember, do not bring guns.

ROGER: I told you I won't shoot people this time.

HAYLEY: You know Roger, mom's right. You can't shoot people. You can damage someone.

ROGER: Damage who? John Lennon. Oh wait. He is shot. Sorry.

FRANCINE: We're just counting on you not to do this again.

ROGER: Okay, I won't. I'm off to the gun show. Later, my fellow haters. (dresses up as Hulk Hogan) Now who's tough, brother? This guy whose going to be strong, or some random person? (exits the screen)

STAN: Okay, that went well. Now since Roger is away, we can go on a vacation. Who wants to pick?

STEVE: I know, how about Norway?

HAYLEY: Italy?

FRANCINE: Las Vegas?

STAN: No, these aren't that great. (ponders for 5 seconds until he gets an idea) I KNOW! How about… Langley Brothers. (dramatic Western music plays)

ALL (EXCEPT FOR STAN AND ROGER): LANGLEY BROTHERS?

STAN: That's right. It's a tourist attraction not far from this city.

FRANCINE: I don't know. I think we're gonna pass on that.

ROGER: (enters the screen) Uh, yeah I heard that, so I'm gonna shoot you now.

Chapter 2 will come sooner or later. Review and maybe I'm update soon. Until then...

TO BE CONTINUED…