After computing and tallying fanfics here, the undeniable stastics are IN! Apparently people here prefer to be TOLD what happens (writer narration) as opposed to be shown (with lots of dialogue, drescription of scenes and character's feelings etc). Oh and with a lot simpler vocabulary. Those are the fics that rake in the reviews by the dozens from the other illiterates. Henceforth, a style change to please the masses: YOU! Aloha!


Kono and Chin and McG and Danno are talking at HQ. They have guns and badges on their hips. The Hawaiian cop works the computer so that the bad guy, who killed good people, has his HDL displayed. They talk a lot, every 5 words someone says "aloha, mahalo and ohana" , or whatev!

"That's him!", said the haole cop.

"Let's get him!", said the other ahole.

The White dudes run across town, after bitching in the cargument. They jump on top of cars, boats, fall on the sand and cuff the bad guy.

"Hey, how do you like eating sand, huh?"

"Luv it!"

They bring him to interrogation room.

"So you are our bad guy of the week!", goes McGarrett.

"No I am not," he says.

"Yes, you are, you slime!", says Danno.

"Nope!"

Enter Kono, looking skinny: "can I see you a second?"

"Sure".

He goes outside with his partner, they talk. Chin releases the bad guy. Another hotel room is torched at the hotel so they all get in the elevator. They go 7 floors up. No blood on the floor. Two floors down. Blood on the floor. They get out. They follow the trail, storm the room, catch the bad guy who was about to torch the woman cop with the ugly tight curly hair and the bad nose job.

H50-H50

Kamekona's truck. They all sit down. He serves the shrimp. "Here Grace, eat, it's protein, make you grow tall and strong like your mommy," he says. "It's $20," he says "and you better pay up!" McG does not have a wallet so Danno pays again. Jerry, Grover, Chin all laugh as he goes "I love you man!" "Yeah, yeah," he says, "but next time you pay!" Kono laughs and he hugs him and they all smile and hug each other. The water is very blue and so is the sky. They're just happy that the bad guy was caught. But Kamekona couldn't care less about that, he just loves money. One day he will buy a helicopter with all the savings he saves from the $55.73 he earns a day. After he's paid cheap Hawai'i rent, truck gas, shrimp costs and whatever other bills he has.

The End


There. This is the kind of story that regularly rakes in 134 "wow, that was amazing, I love how you wrote that, I've never read anything so wonderful" reviews around here so knock yourselves out!