A Little Too Far


Summary: This was it, the moment he'd been waiting for. Kidd stood before his target, "Red Hair" Shanks, and gave a vicious grin. Yet, for some reason, the Emperor looked…amused. Why was that?

Warnings: VERY short, ooc, swearing crack.

Disclaimer: Someday, I shall go to an anime convention. And it shall be glorious. And no, I don't own One Piece.


Kidd had waited a long time for this moment. He had to put up with Hawkins and Apoo for a nearly three months, which had been a complete nightmare and disaster, but it was fucking worth it. He could feel shivers of excitement running down his back, as well as the waves of power rolling off his enemy despite the fact they were nearly thirty feet away from each other.

Kidd stood before his target, "Red Hair" Shanks, and gave a vicious grin. Today was the day he would take down one of the most powerful and notorious pirates on the sea.

Yet, for some reason, the Emperor looked…amused. Why was that?

The thought that Shanks didn't see him as a threat entered Kidd's mind, and it made him furious. A scowl pulled his lips down. He may not be as strong as an emperor yet, but Kidd was indeed a threat, damn it! He was a feared pirate! Someone no one should take lightly! His eyes narrowed dangerously and his hands—er, hand twitched, making his Akuma no Mi beg to be used to cause chaos.

Across the way, Shanks began trembling. Kidd wondered why, and furrowed his brows at the male's behavior. Then, Shanks broke the silence.

"I know people love to cosplay, but Kidd, I think you went a little too far trying to dress up as me," Shanks said, barely containing his laughter.

Kidd didn't waste any time in lifting his middle finger up in a display of anger.

"Fuck you, Red Hair!" His cheeks reddened with both anger and slight embarrassment as he promptly stomped away, utterly fuming as he heard Shanks burst into a roaring laughter behind him.

Shanks was so fucking dead the next time Kidd saw him.


A/N: I have nothing to say except I do not regret writing this.

Your shy ice elemental,
~»roo the psycho«