Disclaimer: Slayers isn't mine and what not. I mean, it's OBVIOUS that it belongs to Hajime Kanzaka. (The lucky creator with the good mind, ya know?) Anyway, this story is for entertainment only and is not meant for sale or profit and such.
A/N: Heeey! My, it's been awhile since I wrote a Slayers ficcy hasn't it? My last Slayers story was…wait…was it MAZOKUWING? WHOA! It really HAS been awhile! Well, ::ahem::, this is my first time attempting at a Lina/Gourry story. (They're my favorite Slayers couple, and I've never written them. I feel…so bad…)
Gourry might be a bit OOC, 'cause he's not purposely stupid half the time. I make him partially intelligent in this fic, hope you don't mind.
There WILL be side couples, of course. Probably since I'm only actually quite good at Xelloss/Filia and I want to try my hand at Zel/Ameria as well…(and yes, in my story Zel and Ameria have children. Have mercy on poor Zelgadiss. ^^;;)
Please tell me if this fic stinks, and if I should continue, and other nonsense that you reviewers may be able to conjure up because every review that does not call the author something stupid is a good review.
Thank you and I hope you enjoy the fanfic!
"It's all your fault, Gourry!"
By: Spellcaster the Diamond
It was a quiet and peaceful day at the Saillune castle. The sky was clear and the wind was just right. The day was perfect. That is, until…
"WHAT?!?!"
The loud voice of Lina Inverse, who, actually, had recently become Lina Gabriev, came out of Ameria Wil Tesla Saillune (Greywers)'s room.
Gourry Gabriev was sitting outside of Ameria's room when Lina's voice shot out of it. Zelgadiss Greywers also heard the loud shout, causing his daughter, Emily, so hold onto his cape a bit tighter, and causing his son, Zelimier, to yank out yet another chunk of his hair.
"Ouch! Zelimier, please stop doing that to my hair…"
Zelimier just giggled as if yanking his father's hair was the most amusing thing in the world to do. (Unfortunately for Zelgadiss, in Zelimier's eyes, it WAS the most amusing thing in the world to do.)
Inside her room, however, was where Ameria had to put up with Lina's reaction.
"No, wait, that just can't be! Try it again!" Lina ordered.
"No, Lina-san! It's final and you can't change what happening!"
Lina sighed and then said, "Wait a second. You can't be so sure because you haven't had much training here. We need someone who can for sure give us an accurate answer. Sylphiel! Yes, send for Sylphiel!"
"Lina-san, you know for a fact that I am as good as Sylphiel-san! Plus, she's probably busy at this time! We shouldn't bother her!"
"But…but…" Lina failed in protesting, for she knew that she couldn't fight what was already set in her future.
"Now I suggest you go out there and tell everybody else," Ameria said, "oh, and congratulations."
"Heh…thanks, Ameria," Lina said and tried her best to smile.
Ameria smiled at Lina and then led her out the door.
Once Lina stepped out of Ameria's room, she went over to Gourry and slapped him on top of his head.
"THANKS A LOT, GOURRY!" yelled Lina.
Gourry blinked, "What?"
"This is ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Zel blinked a few times, and then he realized what was going on.
"Woah, woah, Lina. You don't mean to tell us that--" Zelgadiss began, but stopped himself.
Lina sighed. "Yeah, Zel, if you're thinking what I think you're thinking I think you're probably right…"
Gourry cleared his throat. "Excuse me, I don't read minds. So Lina, could you PLEASE tell me what is going on?"
Lina sat down beside him and whispered, "Gourry, we are going to be parents…"
Gourry's eyes widened, "No way…"
Lina mumbled, "My thoughts exactly. I don't think I'll ever be ready for this."
"Well, there's no twisting fate around, Lina," Zelgadiss said, and just as the word 'Lina' has popped out of his mouth, Zelimier yanked yet another chunk of his father's hair.
Zelgadiss used all his might not to yell, "OUCH, GODDAMMIT!!!!" in front of his 5-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter (and yes, he succeeded.)
Ameria noticed that Zelgadiss wasn't very pleased with the current situation in which his head had to be in quite a lot of pain, and took Zelimier away from the reach of his father temporarily.
Lina groaned.
"Don't worry, Lina-san, these things don't always happen," Ameria reassured her friend, who didn't seem to be convinced at all.
Then a familiar voice chimed behind them, "So, Lina is actually going to have to face motherhood," then the voice snickered in an amused way.
Lina turned around, "Xelloss! What are YOU doing here?"
Zelgadiss groaned at the sight of the Mazoku.
"What? Is it bad if I give you a congratulations?"
"You sure have a very funny way of saying 'congratulations,' Xelloss…" Lina growled out.
Xelloss just smirked, and then, after a long silence between the group, he finally said, "I wish you good luck in the long months ahead." Then he cackled and disappeared.
A/N: Dang, that was a short chapter…
Oh, well. I hope you enjoyed it. Thank goodness I didn't bring Sylphiel in. I probably would've destroyed the whole plotline, not to mention I'd probably make Sylphiel even more of a ditz than she is supposed to be (no offense to Sylphiel lovers.)
In the next chapter (if you want a next chapter,) there will most likely be
: Xelloss goes over to Filia's pottery shop and tells her of the news, then attempts to persuade her to come visit the companions that she hasn't seen for over three years…PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME IF IT WAS GOOD OR BAD!
::takes out yo-yo:: You will click on submit review, you will leave a review. You will click on submit review, you will leave a review.
