O nce upon a time there was a dwarf named fimbar was doing his daily mining routine. with pick in hand and tnt in cart. He was walking down the tunnel with his crew Lysander, jasper, Angus and Norris. One day we where mining deep within the bowls of the earth when we found a cave and Angus said in a sheepish "I think were guna knead more tnt" and preceded even though we knew there where monsters like creeper if you got too close it would explode. Then we heard a gravely chatter and we were plunged into darkness but with the light gone we noted a light at the end of the cave "impossible, impossible were not deep enough for lava and too deep for it to be sunlight". We proceeded into the unknown... eventually we found it, it was a lone torch with a number of words scribed into the wall in a old language that was bearly understood.

Lysander said in a deep woring voice "this is the language of the testificates" "a long forgotten race of humanoids" with long noises and interlocking arms. And they continued into the village. We noticed that there was a cage in the corner of the village with one of the aliens trapped and with a mine field between them. So we ran across and broke the testificate free. the end.