Max*singing of tune*: I'm walking on sunshine!
Fang *jaw drops*:
Are you alright.............?
Max: I'm perfect! Ring around the
rosy pockets full of poseys!
Fang: O-kay.. Um I'm creeped out. I'm
going to leave now. *flies off*
Iggy *walking into room*: Did he
leave?
Max *stops instantly*: Yep. *blushes* Iggy my love! We will
now tell them!
Iggy *shrugs*: Alright. *yells* Yo!
Everyone!
Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Total: Yah?
Max: Me and Iggy
have some good news.
Nudge *looks up hopefully*: Choclate?!
Max:
Nope.
Gazzy: You bought me a pony!
Iggy *sighs*: I wish.
Angel:
You're pregnant.
Max *nods*: Uh-Huh.
Angel *squees*: Celeste
must be so proud Iggy! You're having a baby with her!
Max: *looks
at Iggy*: No....
Angel: Total?
Iggy: No.
Angel: Akila?
Gazzy? Nudge? Fang?
Max: No.
Angel: Me?
Iggy: No Angel.
She's having a kid with me.
Nudge *laughs*: Really? What kind of
joke is that! Iggy would never go for Max.
Max: He didn't. I raped
him.
Gazzy: Well that explains it.
Total: I have to
agree.
Everyone *noding*: Sure does.
Fang: *flying through
wall*: So Iggy I hear you're having Max's baby.
Max: It's the
other way around!
Fang *gasps*: How could you Iggy!
Nudge: How
far along are you?
Max: 40 minutes.
Fang *blinks*: So that's
what you were doing. Wondered what all the noise was.
Max:
Yep.
Iggy: Fang do you want to go out with me?
Fang *bats his
eyelashes*: On a date!?
Iggy *nods*: Yes.
Fang *tackles Iggy*:
Oh Iggy my love! I forgive you for being the mother of Max's baby!
Shanya(My bestest friend): *appears from no-where* Le Gasp!
Crescent
(My bestest friend #2 :P):*goes up to Max* Three days ago you were
pregnant with Sam's ice cream.
Max: I'm having Twins!
Cres:
*blinks*
Sha Uh-huh......
Max: I will name it Choclate Swirl!
Cres: Ice Cream Murderer!
Sha: What about Iggys kid?
Max:
Megatron.
Sha: Le NO.
Cres: Name it Baka Ichigo.
Max: *big
smile* Okey Dokselles!
Sha: Do you even know what that means.
Max:
Nope! I am tooooo adorable to know!
Ceres: If you want to think
that....
Sha: *rolls eyes* Stupid strawberry.
Max: *goes to
make out with an Edward Cullen Poster* Oh Edward!
Sha & Cres:
Awkward.... *goes back to plotting*
Bella Cullen: All hail my
perfection!
Fang: Bella *tackles* I love you!
Bella: But I am
with Edward.
Jacob: *runs in obviously pregnant* Not
anymore!
Edward: I love Jacob. He is my lover and my
father.
Bella: Well then I will marry this rock!
Cres: *looks
up* Have fun.
Bella: I shall.
Sha: *talking to Narrarator
(Me!)* This is long.
DC: It is.
Cres: Yep.
Narrator: And they all lived creepily
after.
Nudge: But I have not spoken yet!
Cres: No one cares
about you.
Gazzy: I do!
Sha: Well you do not matter at all
either.
Gazzy: Le Gasp!
Max: Oh No You Dint.
Gazzy: Oh Yes I
Did
Sha: GOODBYE.
DC: *presses off button* Well that was weird.
Sha: Yes.
Cres:
Bye.
Rosalie: I am a blonde!
Sha: Go jump in a pickle.
THE END.
