Max*singing of tune*: I'm walking on sunshine!
Fang *jaw drops*: Are you alright.............?
Max: I'm perfect! Ring around the rosy pockets full of poseys!
Fang: O-kay.. Um I'm creeped out. I'm going to leave now. *flies off*
Iggy *walking into room*: Did he leave?
Max *stops instantly*: Yep. *blushes* Iggy my love! We will now tell them!
Iggy *shrugs*: Alright. *yells* Yo! Everyone!
Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Total: Yah?
Max: Me and Iggy have some good news.
Nudge *looks up hopefully*: Choclate?!
Max: Nope.
Gazzy: You bought me a pony!
Iggy *sighs*: I wish.
Angel: You're pregnant.
Max *nods*: Uh-Huh.
Angel *squees*: Celeste must be so proud Iggy! You're having a baby with her!
Max: *looks at Iggy*: No....
Angel: Total?
Iggy: No.
Angel: Akila? Gazzy? Nudge? Fang?
Max: No.
Angel: Me?
Iggy: No Angel. She's having a kid with me.
Nudge *laughs*: Really? What kind of joke is that! Iggy would never go for Max.
Max: He didn't. I raped him.
Gazzy: Well that explains it.
Total: I have to agree.
Everyone *noding*: Sure does.
Fang: *flying through wall*: So Iggy I hear you're having Max's baby.
Max: It's the other way around!
Fang *gasps*: How could you Iggy!
Nudge: How far along are you?
Max: 40 minutes.
Fang *blinks*: So that's what you were doing. Wondered what all the noise was.
Max: Yep.
Iggy: Fang do you want to go out with me?
Fang *bats his eyelashes*: On a date!?
Iggy *nods*: Yes.
Fang *tackles Iggy*: Oh Iggy my love! I forgive you for being the mother of Max's baby!

Shanya(My bestest friend): *appears from no-where* Le Gasp!
Crescent (My bestest friend #2 :P):*goes up to Max* Three days ago you were pregnant with Sam's ice cream.
Max: I'm having Twins!
Cres: *blinks*
Sha Uh-huh......
Max: I will name it Choclate Swirl!

Cres: Ice Cream Murderer!
Sha: What about Iggys kid?
Max: Megatron.
Sha: Le NO.
Cres: Name it Baka Ichigo.
Max: *big smile* Okey Dokselles!
Sha: Do you even know what that means.
Max: Nope! I am tooooo adorable to know!
Ceres: If you want to think that....
Sha: *rolls eyes* Stupid strawberry.
Max: *goes to make out with an Edward Cullen Poster* Oh Edward!
Sha & Cres: Awkward.... *goes back to plotting*
Bella Cullen: All hail my perfection!
Fang: Bella *tackles* I love you!
Bella: But I am with Edward.
Jacob: *runs in obviously pregnant* Not anymore!
Edward: I love Jacob. He is my lover and my father.
Bella: Well then I will marry this rock!
Cres: *looks up* Have fun.
Bella: I shall.
Sha: *talking to Narrarator (Me!)* This is long.

DC: It is.
Cres: Yep.
Narrator: And they all lived creepily after.
Nudge: But I have not spoken yet!
Cres: No one cares about you.
Gazzy: I do!
Sha: Well you do not matter at all either.
Gazzy: Le Gasp!
Max: Oh No You Dint.
Gazzy: Oh Yes I Did
Sha: GOODBYE.

DC: *presses off button* Well that was weird.
Sha: Yes.
Cres: Bye.
Rosalie: I am a blonde!
Sha: Go jump in a pickle.

THE END.