Hi! This story is going to be VERY random! So if you don't understand why something happened, it's ok! You aren't supposed to understand why things happen!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I mention in the story. I don't even own the title! My friend made it up and I got permission from her to use the phrase! Actually, I do own me. And my sister owns herself. Oh, and Nadene owns herself. She's my real swim coach. And Maya. She's a friend in real life.
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I wake up. All of a sudden, my sister comes in. "Can I borrow your baseball cap?" She asks.
"No!" I said.
"Fine, I'll buy one myself!" She says. As she leaves, she suddenly morphs into Illusen from Neopets and flies away. I turn on my stereo with my Jessica Simpson CD in it, and instead of the CD playing, Jessica Simpson appears, and sings one of the songs. When she's done, she suddenly morphs into Rover from Animal Crossing.
"Hi, I'm Rover, can I sit here?"
"No, you dumb cat!" I yell, kicking it out the window.
As it falls, it morphs into Tom Nook and yells, "Feel free to browse, but try not to carouse!" Before it hits the ground, Rettesi (OOC: I'm not sure how to spell it, I've only seen him once) pops up and catches it, saying, "Remember, never hit the reset button!"
So then, I need to go to my swim meet.
-At the swim meet-
"Hi, Nadene!" I say to my coach. She introduces me to a new coach.
"This is a new coach, her name is Ami Anderson. And she is working with another new coach, Michelle Kaioh."
I stare at them, thinking, 'Those are Sailor Scouts!' All of a sudden, William Hung's CD comes on and they run around in circles randomly.
Then, the Ghostbusters appear in front of us. "Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!" They yell, then disappear.
My friend appears. "Did someone say Ghostbusters?" She asks, hyper. "Oh. They left." Then she disappears.
It's time for me to go up and do one of my events, the 50-yard freestyle. I get ready, and then when the whistle blows, I dive. And bounce off the water.
"Cool! It's Jell-O!" The girl next to me yells.
"Oh, hi Maya!" I say to her. Then I think, 'we aren't competing against her team today! We're going against ECC! Not HW!' "Maya, why are you here?"
"I don't know!" Then she backflips and disappears.
All of a sudden, Cardcaptor Sakura appears with Kero and Madison. "Oops. Wrong place!" Madison laughs nervously. Then they disappear.
-Back at home, after the swim meet-
I'm back at home, and I see someone in my room. I look, and scream. 'It's a youma!' I try to intimidate it by taking out a pen that sorta looks like one of the Sailor Scout's transformation pens. I yell "Jupiter Crystal Power, Make-up!" hoping it will scare the youma a bit. To my surprise, green lights flash around me and electricity jolts around me. I become Sailor Jupiter! The real Sailor Scouts appear to fight the youma just in time to see me yell "Jupiter Oak Evolution!" and kill the youma. Sailor Jupiter stares at me. I look in the mirror. I look exactly like the real Sailor Jupiter!
"This is weird," I mutter, taking out a couple of other pens. I detransform, and look like myself again. I choose a pen, and yell "Mercury Crystal Power, Make-up!" It works! I then become Sailor Mercury, looking exactly like her! I do the same with all of the other scouts. Then they disappear, randomly. I get into my bed, wondering if the next day will be the same. Just before I go to sleep, someone pops up.
"Hi, I'm Rover! What's your name?"
"Get out of here, you idiot cat!"
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Sailor Jupiter
