Königsberg sat under a huge oak tree, Athens laying on her lap, twitching her ears- and likely trying to drown out the sound of the Prussian's non stop bitching.

"I can't believe West vould DARE kick me out just because I vas playing music too loud... und disrupting ze training und... Fighting viz Berlin, but STILL he can't do zat to ze Queen of Awesome!" She ranted, kicking her boot up over her knee.

Athens mewed, burying her head in Königsberg's jacket.

"See? I knew you vould agree!" Königsberg said with a satisfied grin and continued ranting.

"Crap! I'm late!"

Königsberg stopped, mid sentence and turned her head, "Vat ze hell?"

Taipei ran frantically across the field crying, holding a pocket watch, "I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Over and over and over again.

"Vat are you late for? UND VHY ARE YOU VEARING BUNNY EARS?!" Königsberg cried, standing up and making Athens fall onto the ground.

When Taipei-bunny didn't stop or reply, Königsberg got angry, "I vast talking to you!" She stormed after him and very soon was running full speed towards the Taiwanese capital, "UND VATS VITH ZE GET UP?! YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A CHILDREN'S STORY BOOK! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ASIAN? ZAT'S ALL VERY EUROPEAN LOOKING ZERE! ZERE'S EVEN A TAILCOAT!"

Taipei didn't stop running and soon disappeared down a giant hole in the ground.

Königsberg peered down the hole, "Now you really are a rabbit!" She hmphed, "don't expect me to help you out of zere!" She called turning, just as she was about to walk away, the ground beneath her feet gave way and sent her tumbling down the hole, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" She demanded to no one as she fell down, down, down the never ending hole.

"Geez! Vill zis ever end?!" She demanded after a while, "after zis ridiculous fall, I vill have less zen no sympathy for anybody who dares complain to ze queen of awesome about falling down the stairs!- Vhy am I talking to myself?!" Königsberg said.

After a little while, shelves and cupboards began appearing, scattered, along the walls of the insane hole.

"Why ze hell vould you build cupboards in a hole?!" Königsberg snatched a jar off a shelf on the way past, "damn, just marmalade!" She groaned and put it on another shelf that she passed by, "I vonder if I'll fall right zrough ze Earth and come out in China? Vell, zen I'll just make Beijing take me back home!" she decided for herself.

Then, suddenly the ground came rushing towards her, "Crap!" She cried and hit the ground, "so... Am I dead now?" She moaned and sat up, "huh? I'm totally okay! Zat is so awesome!" She fist pumped, "ze awesome me can take any- vhere ze hell am I?" She was looking down a long hallway, "vell, I obviously can't go back up so logic dictates zat I go zis vay..." She yawned and started walking down the hallway, "ze Queen of Awesome shouldn't have to deal vith zis!"

Soon she spotted Taipei again, "Hey! Vhy ze hell did you lead ze awesome me down zis stupid hole?!"

"I'm late! Ugh! She'll kill me for this!" He moaned, hurrying along the hallway.

Königsberg started running towards him, "Do you not hear me talking to you, unawesome person?!" She demanded, 'you'd zink vith zose ridiculous ears, he vould be able to hear me!'

Taipei didn't respond, only continued hurrying down the hallway, mumbling about being late.

She chased him to the end of the hallway... where he disappeared. Königsberg found herself in a circular room, the walls- or wall, how many walls does a circle shaped room have anyways? Well, Königsberg's too awesome to care- were lined with a great many doors. She went to the first door and turned the handle. Locked. She kicked it. Ouch. 'Ze awesome Königsberg went around and tried every door- minus the kicking- and found them all locked, "How annoyingly weird!" she huffed, "I svear, zis is something out of a story book or something!" she exclaimed. Königsberg turned to walk back down the hallway and see if she could defy logic and somehow get out of the hole, when she found that a small three legged glass table had appeared in the center of the room, "vhen ze hell did zat get zere?! Zis is so familiar somehow..."

On the table, she saw a tiny gold key, "... Vell, at least now I von't have to claw my vay out of zat hole- seriously! Vhy do I keep talking to myself?!" she snatched up the key and immediately set to trying to unlock all of the doors, although, unfortunately for her, all of the locks on the doors were too big, "HAHA VERY FUNNY!" she cried angrily, "danke! You trolled me, haha!" she was about to resume her plan to tell logic to take a hike when she saw yet another thing she hadn't seen before.

A curtain hanging in between two of the doors, when she pushed it aside, Königsberg found herself looking at a very tiny door, much less then half the size of the other doors, "..." she bent down and out the key in the lock hole, "so far, so good..." she turned it. Click. The door swung open, revealing a very beautiful garden on the other side... that Königsberg of course paid no attention to, "YES! ZE QUEEN OF AWESOME IS SO SMART!" she exclaimed to nobody, but was then faced with another problem.

She was too big to fit through the tiny door, no matter how she squeezed, the Prussian couldn't get herself past the door to the garden. She backed up and brushed herself off, seething and frustrated, "I svear, zat stupid Taipei vill DIE vhen I catch him!" she looked back at ze table, now sitting on top was a glass bottle with a worn out label reading 'Drink Me- not for children under the age of 18'.

"Okay, who just put zat zere?" she demanded, picking up said bottle, "Who's messing viz ze Queen of Awesome?!"

Of course, there was no reply.

"Hmm... 'not for children under 18', eh?" she said, examining the label, "must be alcohol! Vell, right now I could really go for some beer... vhy ze hell not!" she shrugged and uncorked the bottle, "bottoms up!" she put the glass bottle to her lips and took a large gulp, before putting it back on the table, "vhat vas zat? Definitely not any kind of alcohol I've ever had! It tasted kind of like... cherry tarts, custard, pineapple, roast turkey,toffy, buttered toast- seriously, zat sounds vaaaaaay familiar!" she cried, only then noticing that she had shrunk down to ten inches.

"Vhy is ze awesome me so tiny?!" she demanded, "... vell... I gues now I'll be able to get out zat door!" she smirked with satisfaction and ran back over to the door, only to find it locked, "... zese fanfiction writers hate me!" she exclaimed in annoyance, "vhere is zat key?!" Königsberg began hunting around, but she couldn't find the gold key anywhere.

"Heeeeeey! Up here, Cicilia!"

Königsberg back up at the glass table, "Bucharest?! You're here too?!"

The gothic lolita smirked, his legs dangling over the edge of the table, "Just to get photos~" he said, swing his legs back and forwards.

"..?" Königsberg didn't bother asking, "have you seen a little gold key anyvhere?" she asked him, 'how did he get to be so tiny too?'

"Yep~" Bucharest said, holding it up, "right here!"

"Give it to me!"

"No..."

"HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ZE QUEEN OF AWESOME!"

Bucharest tapped his chin, "Have any photos on you? I seem to recall you joining the Photo Trading Game..."

"Vhat? No, I left all mein photos on mein desk!" she growled, "GIVE ME ZE FREAKING KEY!"

Bucharest put it back down on the table, "Nope, you're out of luck, Cicilia~ Sorry!" he jumped of the table, "have something to eat! It'll make you feel better!" he chuckled and ran out of the circle room.

"Zat bastard! He is also dead!" Königsberg shouted and began pacing, "Vhat do I do? How do I get ze key? Could I- WOAH!" she tripped.

When the Prussian got back to her feet she realized she'd tripped over a small glass box, "..." she opened the lid and found a small pink and blue iced cupcake, with the words 'Eat Me' spelled out, "... zis reminds me of 2p! Englang's food..." she sighed, "vell, vhat do I have to lose?" she said and took a large bite of the cupcake.


Tokyo: Herro, again! Thank you for reading this fanfiction! *bows* you wirr notice there are- and are going to be- rots and rots of new characters! IF you are wondering who they are, feel free to ask and we wirr be more then happy to herp you out-

Königsberg: *pushes Tokyo out of the way* HEY! Unawesome reader! You better know me! I'm Ze Queen of Awesome!

Tokyo: Ciciria-chan!

(Shota-kun: Hey, thanks for reading! This chapter was pretty long, eh? We hope you enjoyed it and understood all of the references, please don't shoot us if you didn't get something! As for Athens being a cat... well... the only reason for that is because after starting the list of who was who, I announced to R-chan that it would be awesome if Athens was legitimately a cat~

Thanks for reading,

Kokutalia!)