A/N: Written because I really like Ino's and Naruto's friendship, which I feel they have because, like, duh, they have blond hair, and I just had to write a fic in which they get drunk and prank everyone into oblivion. My first try at humor. Which is weird 'cos I'm considered a really funny person. Not to boast. Wow, I'm big-headed.

Anyway, this is NOT Naru/Ino , KNOW THIS!!!!

"Ino-chan!"

Ino turned around around at the sound of the honorific. No one ever added –chan to her name. To everyone, she was just Ino. And to Sakura, she was Ino-pig. No one added –chan to her name.

She turned to see…

Naruto…

She cursed under her breath and walked faster so that she could duck into a nearby shop, or ditch, or something , anything to get away from Naruto. It wasn't that she disliked him or anything. She was facing a emotional upheaval (don't ask) at the moment and was not in the mood for a bowl of ramen, something that Naruto forced every one of his friends to have with him at least once a week. They only entertained it because, hell, he was Naruto and it was almost impossible for anyone to say no to him.

She was doing it for the boy's own good of course. A few months into his Hokage-ship, Naruto was doing a fine job. More than fine in fact. Excellent. And everyone in the village agreed with her. He had everything going for him and she didn't want to bother him with her emotional problems.

Then, if Naruto was such a fine Hokage, then why was he running towards Ino, his Hokage robes swishing around madly, a crazed look in his eye?

Ino had a very bad feeling.

"Ino-chan, let's go!"

Ino sighed and gave up on trying to outrun Naruto. She turned around and sighed.

"Naruto, I really don't mean to be rude-"(Why was she talking like this? Why wasn't she pounding him into the ground?) "-But, I really don't want to eat ramen right now, because, my pride has been hurt, and-"

"Oh my gosh, yours too? Then, all the more reason, Ino-chan-"

"Why do you keep calling me that?!"

"Because, Ino-chan, as of right now, we are drinking buddies."

The bemused blond stared at him.

"Drinking buddies?"

"Yes, Ino-chan, we're going drinking!"

Ino thought about it. She was feeling rather reckless, and Naruto had a great sense of humor, so she may not be wasting her time, after all, he was the Hokage, and she was old enough to drink.

The only problem was that she didn't drink.

And neither did Naruto, as far as she knew. And she knew Naruto pretty well, due to their teams spending an enormous amount of time together…

Oh, what the heck?

"Yeah, Naruto, let's go. But one question. Why did you choose me to drink with you?"

Naruto just smirked uncharacteristically and dragged Ino by the collar to the nearest bar.

"Be quiet, pig. Let's drink!"

After only two shots of what the bartender assured was very strong (but which actually had water poured in it to dilute it, because no one wanted the loving Hokage to get trashed), both Naruto and Ino were giggling madly.

They could not hold their alcohol very well.

"So, Naruto-kun-" (What the hell is wrong with Ino?) "- What compelled you to come drinking this awesome stuff?"

"Well, Ino-chan, the teme judged me by the color of my hair. That's racism, right?"

"Yeah!" Ino replied, being too drunk to point out the error in his words. "Well, if you'll believe it, Naruto-kun, Shikamaru, no, Shikamaru-teme –" Naruto whooped appreciatively while Ino smiled knowingly. "- was racist towards me, too."

"No way!"

"I know, unbelievable, right? He thinks that because I'm blond, I'm dumb. Apparently it's a very popular stereotype, and he started believing in it after he met me."

"You're shitting me!" Naruto yelled, a little too loud.

"No, I'm not!"

"Well, the bastard said the same thing to me, Ino-chan!"

"Oh, no he didn't!"

"Oh, yes he did!"

"Kind sir, would you mind giving me another shot of this substance? Oh, and one for the gentleman as well, please." Ino yelled.

"More booze, Ino?" Naruto yelled.

"Hell, yeah, man! This is our thinking food! We're getting back at every single person who called us blond and dumb! Are you with me brother?"

"Hell yeah!" Naruto said, seizing the freshly poured glasses of very, very strong substance, and slinging an arm around Ino's shoulders. She put her arm on his, and both of them clinked their glasses together.

"ONE FOR BLOND AND BLOND FOR ALL!!"

"Feel the fury of yellow, pimps!"

"HELL YEAH, NARUTO-KUN! LET'S SHOW THIS NON-BLOND TOWN WHO'RE BOSSES!!"

A/N: W O W. Naruto and Ino wreaking havoc on the village. Here's a list of all the people from who vengeance will be extracted from:

Tsunade

Sakura

Shikamaru

Sai

Kiba and Akamaru

Sasuke (Because he's not the only one who can perfect the art of revenge)

Neji

Tenten

Pakkun (Ha, lol)

If you guys have any ideas for pranks, just send them to me… as a review (wink, wink).