Diary of a Madman Hey this new fic thingie. It's written in diary format. Hope you like. Bakura/Cairo

Warnings: One bad word and some making out

Dear Diary.....
It is I, Bakura. Same old day. Tomb robbing, stealing dinner, all that jazz. People suck. I feel a little guilty about killing that old lady who caught me stealing lunch. Becoming illegally rich is hard business. No it's more than becoming rich. I must reclaim my father's glory and steal the M. Items from stupid King-sama and his mindless pagan snotty-nosed know- it-all priests (more like slaves). I remember my dad even though he died when I was eight, about 11 years ago. King-sama's stupid dad's army came and killed him for defacing the gods. The last thing he said to me was " Never let stupid rulers/priests get in the way of true happiness". I will never forget. I saw these to stupid people making out in the middle of the town center. Love sucks more than people do! Well better go. Got to get my beauty sleep! Bakura- The coolest

Dear Diary.....
Something strange happened today. I was getting ready to steal from this dead priest's tomb, when I saw a girl women thingie looking at me! She was on the ground bleeding. Naturally I was attracted to the blood (not the girl). Her leg was bleeding badly. She looked at me so pitiful like. She said an asp bit her. Those things have deadly poison and create huge wounds, but the barely attack humans. If you ask me. She was committing suicide. I helped her walk to the physician. I couldn't leave her so I stayed. She told me her name is Cairo. Cairo said she steals from Pharaoh's palaces to earn a living (another robber?). She made the asp bite her because she thought she had been caught. She is 19. She homeless. Gotta bring er home to my bachelor's pad! I DON'T LIKE HER! DON'T THIMK THAT! Bakura- The single hot guy

Dear Diary... Shhhhhh! Cairo's asleep! I guess we are friends now. She's still weak. Look's like I'm stealin dinner for two tonight! Bakura- The guy who is NOT in love with Cairo

Dear Diary...
I'm beyond confused. I stayed home with Cairo today. I was coming back with breakfast and she attacked me from behind the door. We rolled on the floor and she ended up on top. I looked into her hazel eyes. She kissed me, Diary! Right smack dab on the lips. Then she forced her tongue in and I kissed back a little. She said she loved me. I changed the subject. I kissed her good night. Is this love? Bakura- No longer single and very confused

Dear Diary....
She's gone. I woke up and Cairo was not in her bed. I searched town and she's just gone.. I miss her in spite of myself. Stupid me. Stupid bitch her! I thought for once I'd be happy. I'm going to rob tombs to calm my nerves. Bye.. Bakura- The guy who is not going to cry because he misses Cairo

Awwwww.. Poor 'Kura! Review please! NO FLAMES!!!!!