Rated T for Suggestive Themes


He hated this, he really did. Well, he kind of liked it, especially when he got to see that smug smirk on his face, the raised eyebrow as grey eyes watch as his cheeks turn red. But even if he liked those things, it still didn't make up for the embarrassment he has went through these past few days.

And for the fourth time this week, Remus was staring at the back of the one and only Sirius Black. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't do it in public, he reasoned, but he does and it irritates him every time he feels the stares of the curious students. And Sirius has no shame, he doesn't care who sees as he openly flirts with his boyfriend.

But Remus cared, and that was all that mattered. So after being left with a flushed face for the fourth time, he has had enough. It was time for his revenge. Merlin help him, he was going to make Sirius blush.

Childish, he knows, but you would be doing the same if you were constantly embarrassed in public by your significant other. But how do you make Sirius blush? As said before, he has no shame.

He could be stark naked in front of the whole school and posing proudly whereas a normal person would be embarrassed. He didn't know how he was going to exact his revenge, but he will find a way. He will find a way.

At dinner, Remus plopped himself down beside Sirius, trying his best to seem normal. Sirius glanced over his way and shot him a smile before turning back to James to resume their conversation. Remus began placing food on his plate, running through the plan in his head. And once Sirius began to eat, the plan was set into action.

He had waiting for the perfect opening, and once Sirius lifted his arm to grab his goblet, it was time to strike. Carefully placing his hand on his knee, Remus continued the conversation with Peter, mindlessly chatting about astronomy.

He could see from the corner of his eye, Sirius was looking his way. As a moment passed, Sirius relaxed and went back to chattering about the upcoming quiddich game.

Remus used his free hand to pick up his goblet, hiding his smile behind it. Once he felt that Sirius was starting to get too comfortable, he enacted phase two. He slid his hand up just a bit further, giving Sirius's thigh a soft squeeze. This time, he met Sirius's gaze, quirking an eyebrow in his direction.

Sirius had finally gotten the hint, a little too quick for Remus's liking. He ignored James's inquiries and leaned in to whisper into Remus's ear, "Gonna give a dog a bone?"

Remus felt something crawling on his leg and looked down, seeing Sirius's hand moving closer to his crotch. With a loud thud of his knees hitting the bottom of the table, Remus leaped from the bench and bolted out of the great hall with his face red for the second time that day.

Plan A had failed.