La Classique Arrangé Mariage

Summary: Arranged marriages just got a whole lot funnier. SS.

Disclaimer: Does it look like I own CCS? Wrong, I don't. :)

Author's Lovely Note: Bwahahahahahaha! It's another story of mine! It's one of those classic arranged marriage ones. Mine's not pro, but enjoy anyways! The note sure is lovely, isn't it?

Pairings: SS, ET, maybe some more…

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This is going to be Sakura's POV. The other chapters are going to be regular POV, unless I state it in the beginning of the chapter. And yes, it is VERY, VERY short. But don't worry, the next chapter's going to be long, and its coming fast.

Prologue

Here I am.

Walking down the damn aisle, all eyes on me.

I'd rather trip and fall flat on my face here and now than marry some fat-ass stranger.

I'm telling you, I'm going to murder him once I get to his home. Pretty simple, just ask a maid where the kitchen is, grab a knife, and shoved it up his ass.

Yeah right.

And I'll be charged with murder, and spend my damn life in jail.

Isn't that better though?

Oh my god, I'm almost at the Alter. NOOOOOO!

"Do you, Kinomoto Sakura, take Li Syaoran to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do you part?" the priest asked.

"No—I mean, I do," I said softly. Damn! I almost said 'No'! My parents are so going to kill me.

"Do you, Li Syaoran, take Kinomoto Sakura to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do you part?" he asked the stranger.

"I do," he spoke loudly, announcing the attention of the room.

I twitched as the priest looked up, facing nothing and said, "You may kiss the bride."

We turned toward each other, I was shooting daggers, but he obviously couldn't see them; the veil was in the way.

He slowly lifted the veil.

And his lips touched mine. Barely. It wasn't even a real kiss.

I was so pissed. My lips were virgin for Christ's sake!

Who said I wanted to lose those precious lips to a stranger?

This sucks.

I'm going to commit suicide later.

I DIDN'T EVEN LOSE MY VIRGINITY YET!

Hey, I wanted to have at least lost my virginity before I die.

Fuck.

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Well, about Closing the Gap, I am working extra hard for the 3rd chapter, because I am currently stuck on stupid writer's block!!! It's coming out good. It'll be updated real soon. I promise. (Damn! I'm making so many empty promises!!)

I said earlier in the beginning that it was short, so please do NOT review and tell me it was too short for your own liking.

The first chapter is going to be updated real soon, so stay tuned, lovelies.

REVIEWWW! FLAMES WILL BE IGNORED—WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT YOU CAN SEND THEM, BUT HELL, I WILL NOT TAKE THEM TO HEART.

And constructive criticism would be nice.

xoxo,

Nicole