Arr, I be Foxy, from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! I spend me time, singing pirate songs to the little ones that be spendin' their time, cheerin' for me and the others. But back then, we been pirates. We spent our times fightin' monsters and claiming treasures. But our biggest adventure has always been our favorite tale, and I be thinkin', "Why not tell others, so the tale be passin' on?" Well, here be our tale, and I be hopin' you enjoy!
(Freddy Fazbear's Pizza be belongin' to the owner, Scott Cawthon, as well as this game called... Five Nights At Freddy's? And it be a horror game?!)
"Captain Foxy, wake up! Enemy ship!"
Chica, a yellow chicken with a pirate shirt with white frills (that resembled a bib), shook me furiously. The sounds of cannons sounded far away, but it woke me up. As I stumbled up the stairs, the cannons grew louder. In the stormy blue ocean, I saw a black ship, and on it was...
"Marcus Marionette!" I bellowed as I noticed the black-and-white puppet. He held a sword up menacingly, as he commanded his crew to fire the cannons. I decided to fight back. "Crew, attack!"
Freddy, a muscular brown bear with a scarred ear, spun the ship around, charging it at Marcus' ship.
"Freddy, you be driving straight at the enemy!" I yelled.
Freddy scowled. "We need to fight Marcus! We can't run!"
Bonnie, a purple bunny with a peg-leg and an aggressive personality, stood next to Freddy. "Freddy's right! We can't run! We need to fight these-!"
"Bonnie!" I snapped before he could continue. "Alright, Freddy. We'll be fightin', but be sure the cannons can't reach us."
Freddy nodded, and drove the ship towards Marcus', zig-zagging so the cannons would most likely miss. I ducked as a cannon whizzed above our heads.
I didn't know what happened next. All I remember was Marcus boarding our ship with his crew, a bunch of animatronics that looked like us, but with rosy cheeks and creepy, staring eyes, known as the "Toys". Toy Bonnie struck me down, and all went black.
Next thing I knew, we were marooned on an island! I heard someone talking. "Hello? He-he-hello? Wh-who are you?"
I looked up. A small boy with rosy cheeks and a blue-and-red striped shirt and propeller hat. Wait, rosy cheeks?
"Arrg!" I cried, grabbing my cutlass and pointing it at the boy, which I knew instantly was silly. It was a boy, and even if he looked like he was from Marcus' crew, he should be harmless.
Suddenly, I saw Toy Freddy behind him. "Watch out, lass!" I roared, but Toy Freddy looked battered.
"Huh?" the boy turned to Toy Freddy. "Oh, him."
Toy Freddy spoke. "We were part of Marcus' crew, but he threw us overboard."
I sighed. "Oh, sorry, lad." Then something occurred to me. "What about me crew?"
"Marcus captured Freddy, Chica, and Bonnie, then threw you overboard."
I stared down at the boy. "What's yer' name."
"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours," the boy said, trying to sound brave, but I heard a bit of a quiver.
"I be Captain Foxy," I told him. "Everyone be callin' me Foxy."
"Balloon Boy. Everyone calls me BB," the boy said, holding out a hand.
I grabbed his hand and shook it.
BB jerked it away. "When will be be able to leave?"
Toy Freddy stared out into the ocean. "Soon..."
(Later...)
"Oh, sure! 'Let's go into the forest for no reason! Nothing can go wrong!' Seriously, Foxy!" Toy Freddy was going crazy with the situation we were in.
A figure had cornered us.
And no, I didn't say "Let's go into the forest for no reason! Nothing can go wrong!" I said "We need to find food in the forest. Oh, BB, there'll be no monsters."
So Toy Freddy should be thanking me for making sure we weren't going to starve to death on this island.
Oh, back to the figure! It came closer, and the figure ended up being-
"Toy Bonnie!" Toy Freddy yelled. "You followed us!"
Toy Bonnie pointed his sword at the frightened crew. "That's right!"
BB jumped onto the much larger rabbit, but Toy Bonnie just threw BB off.
Toy Freddy whispered. "Toy Bonnie's the most cruel in our crew."
'Explain why he just threw BB down without killing him, then? Not that I want him to be killed.' I thought.
Toy Freddy grabbed his own sword and leaped at Toy Bonnie. They fought until Toy Bonnie stood over them. I finally decided to challenge him.
I slashed my cutlass around as we fought. Eventually Toy Bonnie stopped. He had dropped a large, leather bag, and I was next to it. He tried lunging for it, but I pushed him away.
Toy Bonnie just laughed. An eerie laugh that seemed to bounce off invisible walls. "Alright, but remember: even the clearest rivers can be poisoned,"
And then he was gone.
Before I could ask what Toy Bonnie meant, BB grabbed the bag and searched through. "Cutlasss, swords, blades-"
"Oh yes!" I cried, grabbing what looked like the biggest cutlass. Toy Freddy pointed to a jewel-encrusted cutlass, with a pure white blade and a blue handle, with jewels lined perfectly on the top and bottom of the handle. He picked it up.
"This looks like the legendary pirate's cutlass." he said. "Only those who are or will be the greatest pirates can wield it."
Just then, the cutlass slipped from Toy Freddy's hand.
I grabbed the cutlass, but it slipped out of my hand like I was a ghost.
BB tossed the cutlass back into the bag. "Well, we should see if Marcus' ship is out there. We have weapons now."
