You have to be kidding me! OMG, that little whore just walked into lunch holding the nearly perfect Edward Cullen's hand. OMG, now she's sitting on his lap! Edward Cullen is like totally the hottest guy here at Forks High School. He's like, totally pale, like paper white. And his eyes change from a topaz/gold color, like the stone in my necklace my parents got me for my 16th birthday, to a jet black, like the onyx in my earrings my parents gave me when I got my driver's license. His hair is, like, the same topaz/gold color as his eyes. OMG, and his bod, he has like THE perfect funny thing is that none of the Cullens: Edward, Alice, jasper, Rosalie, nor Emmett, eat lunch. NEVER!
So, what makes Edward nearly perfect? Well, last year, when the Cullens first moved to Forks, of course every girl with any part of a brain and any amount of estrogen had, like, major crushes of Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, and were jealous of Alice and Rosalie. Everybody soon found out that all of the Cullen children are adopted by Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his wife, Esme. They too, are insanely beautiful. We all also quickly found out that Alice and Jasper are like a couple and the same thing goes with Rosalie and Emmett, which I totally think it's downright disgusting since they all live together.
Anyways, I ended up telling Edward that I like him and he just blankly said that he wasn't interested. He is just such a jerk. And then when Bella first came to Forks, he just wouldn't stop staring at her. It was like he thought that she's the hottest thing ever when we all know it's so totally me. Then, in biology they were kinda fighting and he went on a hunting trip that the whole Cullen family goes on when it's nice and sunny outside. When he came back they weren't really mad at each other and the very next day they were going out, like, a total couple. I doubt Edward actually is interested in Bella and he's just using her for his own personal benefit. I'm so jealous of her, but I never see them making out. Maybe she's just too chicken to actually kiss him.
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