"Welcome everyone, to the second season of the extra smashy amazing race!" Koopa grinned at the camera. "I am currently standing where the first season ended, the Red Middle School football stadium! From here, eleven brand new teams of two will be racing for the prize of one million dollars!"
"Each team has a pre-relationship with their partner of at least three years. They have been stripped of their cell phones and all other modern technology; teams will have to rely on their wits and strength to help them win this race! Right now local school buses are transporting the teams here, and will be arriving any minute now! They will appear in the order in which they signed up for the race."
The first team's bus arrived, and the team walked outside and onto the field as Koopa began explaining their background.
"Captain Falcon and Ganondorf, attendees of Smashville Community College, fraternity brothers of the Pika Jig Pika, and cousins!"
Captain Falcon and Ganondorf
"When people think of frat boys, they assume us to be trouble-makers." said Ganondorf, behind him Falcon was eating from the complimentary food table. "We want to disprove these stereotypes and show that we can be caring and responsible individuals. But just because we might play nice doesn't mean we won't be a force to be reckoned with!"
Falcon walked up, holding two cups and handing one to Ganondorf. They both began to lift the cups to drink from them.
"That's not alcohol, is that?" asked one of the nearby production assistants.
"Why of course not! That would be irresponsible!" laughed Ganondorf.
Ganondorf immediately dumped the contents of the cup in one of the closest plant pots, and the plant withered and died.
"Actually, that was weed killer!" laughed Falcon. "I must have accidentally switched the plant killer bottle with the alcohol bottle!"
Both of the frat boys laughed heartily at the mistake.
"Marth and Ike, Altean Soldier swordsmen from the distant land of Altea!" said Koopa, stumbling over the tongue twister. "Both attend the same anger management class!"
Marth and Ike
"So yeah... we're like... swordsmen and stuff..." said Marth. He suddenly fell over and immediately was knocked out.
...
"FINE, I'LL CONTINUE WHERE HE LEFT OFF!" yelled Ike. "WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE MILLION BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST TEAM THERE IS! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!"
"Why are you screaming?! And what's wrong with your partner?" asked Koopa, covering his ears.
"Pfft, it's not like we were really friends anyways..." grumbled Ike angrily, walking away from the camera's view.
"Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, traveling salesmen apes from the distant Kong Isle!" said Koopa.
Donkey and Diddy
"Me and Donkey travel... like a lot... so we think this will give us an edge on the other teams!" said Diddy.
Donkey nodded his head as Diddy continued talking.
"I'm pretty sure being fans of the show is going to help, too!" added Donkey.
"Watch out competition, we're the guys to beat!" said Diddy dramatically.
The two of them continued to stare menacingly into the camera for a few minutes. No editing was done whatsoever.
"Kirby and King Dedede, mortal enemies from Dreamland," explained Koopa.
Kirby and King Dedede
"We are from Dreamland, yeah," nodded King Dedede, rubbing his belly. "And we plan on proving myself to be the best out of these weird teams!"
"Ourselves," corrected Kirby.
"After all, I'm Dedede, the best ya see!" continued Dedede. "…And I am ruler of Dreamland!"
"Fine, whatever," replied Kirby, getting more annoyed by the second
"…And I make the calls!" cackled Dedede evilly, rubbing his hands together.
"Woah woah woah, when did I agree to that?" asked Kirby angrily.
"Papers," smiled Dedede, waving a document in the puffballs' face.
Kirby inspected it closer.
"That's…a brochure…" said Kirby, confused.
"But look what's on it!" said Dedede, pointing to a messy signature, reading 'KiRbYy'.
"Hey! I remember! I was high when I signed this! Cheapskate!" said Kirby furiously.
King Dedede cackled. "I'm in control now!" he laughed.
Kirby ripped the brochure in half.
"Awww…" whimpered Dedede.
"Ronald Snake and Solid Snake, father and son recently reunited after 26 years of separation! Both have extensive military experience and originally from the Elibe continent!"
Roy and Snake
"Me and Snakey haven't seen each other in person for over two decades," said Roy. "I wasn't ready to have a son 31 years ago and so I gave him over to the military! And they've trained him into the perfect soldier! How about that?"
"That's not what you told me!" gasped Snake, horrified. "You said that the military stole me from you!"
"Whoops! I forgot that you weren't supposed to hear that, Snake! Anyways, I've been a fan o' this show since th' first season, so when I heard you guys were auditioning for new racers, I thought, why not?" said Roy.
A camera shot of Snake and Roy playing hot potato with a block of C4.
"Oh yeah... We're also hoping that a bond will form between us, although probably a tenuous one at best..." continued Roy. "This race will either make or break our relationship..."
"Aw shucks, I don't even care if we win the million dollars, I'm just glad we're back together!" said Snake, his eyes tearing up.
"Ness and Pikachu, roommates and best friends from Onett, Eagleland!"
Ness and Pikachu
"Hello everyone! My name's Ness and this is my best friend, Pikachu!" said Ness, holding up a life-sized Pikachu doll. "I think it's safe to say we're the coolest team!"
"That's... a stuffed animal..." said Koopa.
"Ha, ha, very funny! This is Pikachu, my teammate!" said Ness.
"This must be a mistake... how did this get past the casting crew..." said Koopa, motioning for a nearby production assistant to get him the rule book.
"Our goal is to definitely not be one eliminated in the first two legs! You would have to be a real loser to go that early!" continued Ness.
Ness' POV
"That was a great speech!" said Pikachu to Ness, shaking his hand.
"Aww thanks buddy! That means a lot coming from you!" said Ness.
Pikachu got out from his seat and went to go get some coffee.
Normal POV
"Who are you talking to, Ness?" asked Koopa, looking up from the rulebook.
"Pikachu, you idiot! Who else would I be talking to?" said Ness angrily.
"But... he's just a stuffed animal..." said Koopa.
"He's not! Don't lie to me!" cried Ness.
"Samus and Falco, Flight Attendants for the airport Tallon IV airlines!" said Koopa. "Samus originates from Tallon IV while Falco is from Corneria!"
Samus and Falco
"Me and Sammie are the best of friends!" said Falco, "Being flight attendants together for four years can really bring people together!"
"Great speech, Squirtle!" said Samus, patting Falco on the back.
"My name's Falco, not Squirtle..." replied Falco, confused. "It's Falco..."
"Right, and I'm Pancho Villa!" laughed Samus, continuing to awkwardly pat him in the back.
"Anyways, because of our jobs this is sure to give us an edge over the other teams when it comes to snagging ourselves a plane, or even booking flights!" acknowledged Falco.
"Nice one, Squirtle!" said Samus excitedly. "Couldn't have said it better myself!"
"Pit and Wolf, the vocalist and bassist respectively for the band Fascist Fish! Originally from Corneria."
Pit and Wolf
"People are going to look at us and think we're just a couple of junkies or something and that we don't have what it takes to win the million. We're here to prove 'em wrong." said Wolf, before turning around to eat food off of the complimentary food table.
"Our biggest disadvantage is probably going to be communication. Literally, as Wolf has hearing problems. It comes with the field." admitted Pit, "But me and Wolf have a system! So whenever I have something important to tell him, I just tap him on the shoulder, like so-"
Pit tapped Wolf on the shoulder, who whirled around and without looking to see who it was punched the angel right in the jaw, knocking him out instantly.
Wolf looked down at Pit's prone body, shrugged, and went back to eating.
"Lucario and Mewtwo, twin brothers studying law school and originally from the Sinnoh Province!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
"Me and my brother Mewtwo are twins, born only minutes apart from one another." said Lucario, pointing to both himself and his team mate next to him. "We've known each other for pretty much our whole lives. The other teams can't really say that about their teammates. We think this will give us an edge against other teams."
"We might not get along all the time, but we understand one another better than the other teams do." added Mewtwo, floating a few inches off the floor and picking up several pieces of camera equipment with his mind. Just for funsies.
"Oh yeah... we're also psychics." said Lucario. "Unfortunately, Mewtwo here has more powers than I do, but at least I have the good looks and the intelligence of the team."
"Ha, ha, very funny." said Mewtwo, rolling his eyes. "We plan on doing whatever it takes to win the million dollars, if we have to play dirty, then so be it."
Lucario took out a cigarette and was about to light it before Mewtwo telekinetically took it away.
"Race rule number twelve, no smoking or drinking during your time on the race," quoted Mewtwo with no emotion in his voice.
"This race is going to be hell, I can already tell," sighed Lucario, rubbing his forehead.
"Link and Yoshi, both friends and lawyers originally from the Hyrule Kingdom!"
Link and Yoshi
"We're lawyers!" said Yoshi with a cheesy grin on his face, "People usually take us to be blood-sucking leeches who care little for actual human beings and only focus on money, but that's simply not true!"
"Also we aren't liars or crooks! Because that would be dishonest and not very gentlemanly!" said Link, also smiling.
"Would you guys happen to know where I can find a payphone?" asked a nearby civilian who happened to just now walk into the audition room and had no idea what was already going on.
"Right that way!" lied Yoshi, pointing in the opposite direction.
Before the man walked off, Link ran up and handed him their business card. "Here's our card if you ever need lawyers!"
"Thanks!" said the man, Yoshi pick pocketing the man before he left.
"Now then, where were we?" continued Link, turning back to the camera.
"Jigglypuff and Toon Link, classmates and survivors of the Red Middle School Massacre!" said Koopa. "Both were enrolled at Red Middle School, until the day of the shooting!"
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
"We're classmates, whoop-de-do," said Jigglypuff, sighing angrily as she turned away from Toon Link.
"She's upset right now, you just ignore her. We are bold, intrepid, awesome classmates, willing-"
"We aren't bold, we ran away from that bear one time," reminded Jigglypuff, licking the blood dripping from her tiny wrist.
"…to fight our way to the top, and maybe even win the million!" said Toon Link.
"Actually, comparing us to the other teams, we appear to be one of the weaker teams that is gonna fail in the first few legs," said Jigglypuff, as-a-matter-of-factly.
"…And we will place high!" said Toon Link. "The other teams will believe it, because they know we're awesome!"
"I have calculated the totals, and according to this we probably won't get better than maybe eighth place…" said Jigglypuff.
"Will you let me finish our interview?!" asked Toon Link angrily.
"So yeah, we're pretty much cool, we hang out and-"
"Are you kidding me? We barely do anything other than reading comic books in our tent, out in your backyard of your house." Corrected Jigglypuff.
...
"Anything else you want to add?!" asked Toon Link angrily, arms crossed.
"Wait!" said Jigglypuff frantically, "I think I left the water running in our sink back at the house!"
Koopa Troopa
The Host
"How will these eleven teams react under the intensity and extreme pressure? Will the teams get along with one another, or will conflict occur along the way? Their journey should take almost an entire month!" said Koopa, scratching his chin. "And which team will manage to pull ahead and win... one million dollars!"
The Teams:
Falcon and Ganondorf (Fraternity Brothers)
Marth and Ike (Anger Management)
Donkey and Diddy (Entrepreneurs)
Kirby and King Dedede (Mortal Enemies)
Roy and Snake (Father and Son)
Ness and Pikachu (...Best Friends?!)
Samus and Falco (Flight Attendants)
Pit and Wolf (Band Musicians)
Mewtwo and Lucario (Twin Brothers)
Link and Yoshi (Lawyers)
Toon Link and Jigglypuff (Students)
Smash Mansion, Smashville
Starting Line
"Welcome, teams!" greeted Koopa, the eleven teams all lined up on the starting line. "In just a few minutes, all of you will be racing around the world! Now, there are twelve legs in the race, and at the end of the first eleven legs is going a pit stop! Only nine of these pit stops are elimination points, so you need to hurry to them as fast as you can, because if you are last, you will be eliminated!"
The camera panned on several different teams, all of them staring blankly at the host of the show.
"Now, your first clue is on top of the luggage you have brought, and when I give you the signal, you can run over and grab your bags and take off in one of those eleven lined up in the Mansion's Front yard!" Koopa continued. "And, the first team to cross the finish line after twelve whole, legs, will win One Million Dollars!"
Everyone clapped and cheered.
"The world is waiting for you…" sang Koopa.
Everyone stared at him weirdly.
"Sorry. And, travel safe…"
More camera angles played.
"GO!" Yelled Koopa.
He stood there as the twelve teams ran by him in a hurry to get to the taxis first.
THE RACE BEGINS:
April 4, 2009 at 8:00 AM
Some teams pushed and shoved ahead of the others, and one contestant even tripped, and the others behind him tripped over him.
A huge fight was starting to occur just a few yards from the starting line.
Some teams that weren't in the fight slipped off towards the bags.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"Whew, we barely missed that one!" chuckled Kirby as he reached the bags, completely unharmed.
"Go buy some tickets from the local airport to Delfino Island," read Kirby who, despite the mystery and wonder of the race, was still somehow bored.
"Teams must now make their way to the local airport and buy tickets to Isle Delfino, the island Mario once went to and had a strange vacation!" said Koopa. "Once teams arrive on the airstrip, they will go by boat to the mainland and find their next clue near the legendary Pianta Statue!"
"Hurry, I can see about three other teams coming here!" said King Dedede in alarm.
"No need to rush, you jerkhead," said Kirby angrily.
"That was uncalled for!" grunted King Dedede.
"Maybe you started it." said Kirby cynically.
"Actually, it technically was you who starte-" explained King Dedede.
"Shut up!" said Kirby.
"See why I don't like him?" they both said at the same time.
"Hurry boy, the teams are coming!" said King Dedede jokingly, poking the puffball.
"Shut up!" said Kirby angrily, slapping the penguin's belly.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"We've gotten a head start!" said Marth happily, ripping open the clue.
"Concentrate ahead, not behind." said Ike wisely.
"Oh silly Ike and your lines," laughed Marth. "Make your way to Air Way Smashville and order two tickets to Delfino Island!"
Ike stared angrily at Marth.
"What?!" asked Marth angrily.
"Maybe we shouldn't have fought with the other teams!" explained Marth as he kicked away another racer. "We're second now!"
"Just be quiet and keep running," snapped Ike, trying to hold in his temper.
"I mean, after all, we are in a race you know…"
"Shut up!" screamed Ike, attacking Marth.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Fraternity Brothers
"Falcon... open!" commanded Captain Falcon, ripping open the first clue.
"Must you do that for everything?!" asked Ganondorf annoyed.
"Why of course, it's my signature move!" said Falcon suave.
"Saying Falcon, then a verb? That's your signature move?" asked Ganondorf.
"Ah hahahaha, silly Ganon, must you question everything?" asked Falcon.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Wow, we beat a whole lot of teams on that starting dash!" commented Ness as he hopped on the driver's seat. "We're about fifth or sixth, I reckon."
"Just concentrate on the road, will you?" said Pikachu. "I can see more teams coming!"
"Okay!" said Ness.
He stared intensely at the road for several seconds.
"No, no, I mean drive!" said Pikachu angrily.
"Oh!" laughed Ness, starting the car.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 5th Place
"Awesome man," commented Toon Link as he slapped another team member and ran out of the feud, "I think we're second out!"
"Maybe this race will actually be fun!" said Jigglypuff hopefully, still bleeding from her self-inflected wounds from earlier.
"Yeah! But the only thing is you drive, I'm not old enough yet." explained Toon Link.
"But... I'm not old enough either." Said Jigglypuff dully.
They stared at one another.
"HELP!" They yelled at the same time.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place
"Delfino Island, huh?" asked Link, "I once lawyered a guy from that place. Nice city."
"Are the people easy money?" laughed Yoshi, walking around several of the fighters.
"Not really, they're actually pretty smart." chuckled Link. Realizing they were being recorded, he added, "…For uh, not ripped-off people, yeah, I was once awarded the 'for not being a liar' award!"
"Oh... well…let's head for the cars!" said Yoshi, "And start being aggressive racers!"
"Yes, yes!" said Link, "But we're still going to be the most honest racers! Outright honest!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Can we stop with the unnecessary fighting and just keep going to the cars?" asked Mewtwo.
"I have to prove my dominance to the other teams! They need to fear my wrath!" said Lucario as he back-handed Falco.
"Seriously... stop with the pissing match, we'll be proving our dominance by winning this race." explained Mewtwo, who was telekinetically lifting the clue and his bag off the ground.
Lucario knocked Wolf out of the way and followed his brother to the car.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 8th Place
"Oh no dude, we're like eighth now!" gasped Pit, shaking his team mate. "Stop fighting, Wolf! We're losing the other teams!"
"Don't worry dude, we'll jump ahead later on!" said Wolf assuredly, kicking Snake down when he tried to stand back up. "This is so much fun, it's just like a mosh pit!"
Wolf continued to kick the soldier on the ground.
"Shouldn't we... be reading the clue?" asked Pit, pointing to the clue on top of their bags.
Wolf continued to kick the soldier on the ground.
"I'm just going to read the clue now," explained Pit, ripping it open. "Make your way to Smashville International Airport and buy two tickets to Delfino Island..."
The two of them took off when Snake began picking himself off the ground.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 9th Place
"Ow... hey dad, did you happen to see who was curb-stomping me?" asked Snake, feeling his face for bruises and following his dad while Roy grabbed the first clue.
"How the hell did were ya not able to recognize who it was curb-stomping you?" inquired Roy, shouldering his pack and heading for the cars. "They were caving your head in!"
"I had dirt in my eyes!" said Snake defensively, grabbing his backpack and running towards the cars.
Snake was the first to reach their car, and instead of opening it he stared blankly at the windshield.
Roy who was already out of breath from the distance, walked up to Snake. "Shouldn't we be leaving right about now?"
"My military training didn't cover on how to open doors!" cried Snake, bursting into tears.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 10th Place
"Oh damn, this is a very bad start!" panicked Falco. "We're about tenth place now! Go run ahead and grab the clue, Samus!"
"Sure thing, Squirtle!" said Samus as she ran after the other teams.
"It's Falco!" yelled Falco over the ruckus of the fight, and was immediately after tackled by another racer.
"Squirtle's a bit sensitive about his name…" whispered Samus to the camera. "You just have to kind of ignore it, and he'll get over it after awhile…"
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in Last Place
"Come on, Diddy, we can't be the team that gets eliminated first, we'll be called losers for the rest of our lives!" groaned Donkey Kong, realizing what they were doing. "We're last place right now, come on!"
"Okay!" said Diddy Kong, having hyperactive spikes every few seconds.
"Alright, let's go!" said Donkey Kong suspensefully.
The two of them finally left the starting line after having spent the last several minutes watching the other teams fight one another.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"We're definitely in first place right now, but we're being closely followed by the swordsmen guys, the frats and psychic twins!" explained Kirby as he turned around in his seat to look out the back window.
"Dude!" said Dedede angrily. "Buckle up, seriously, one day you're going to get yourself killed!"
Kirby sighed and fastened his seatbelt.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"I am notsettling for second!" said a bad-tempered Ike as he made a turn left.
"You were supposed to turn right back there," explained Marth calmly.
"Well, if you weren't distracting me, I would have made it!" yelled Ike, attempting to make a u-turn on the freeway in rush hour traffic.
"But you were rambling about how you wouldn't settle for second then. I was not even speaking right then," explained Marth, reclining back in his seat.
"Damn man, calm down! Dude, you get angry so fast! I said calm down, damn it!" yelled Ike, cars behind him starting to honk their horns.
"You're yelling," pointed out Marth.
"I AM NOT YELLING, DAMMIT!" screamed Ike, punching Marth in the face.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"Wait did I make the right turn?" asked Lucario, turning to his brother.
"Ummm… I don't think so." said Mewtwo, looking over the map they found in the glove compartment. "I think the frat guys took the right turn."
"You need to be a better brother, letting me do that," reprimanded Lucario as he lit a cigarette by habit and was about to smoke from it when he remembered where he was, and dumped it out the window.
"My mistake. Just follow this road down to the next exit, and get off." explained Mewtwo, tracing the route with his finger on the map.
"Just shut up and make sure I do better next time!" explained Lucario, cutting off a car behind him.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 3rd Place
"Dude, I think we're definitely one of the better teams this time around." explained Ganondorf as he successfully made the turn.
"Awesome, last time I got ninth." admitted Falcon.
"Well, I did even worse, got twelfth place." chuckled Ganondorf sheepishly.
"But we're not afraid to admit our mistakes!" said Falcon and Ganondorf, frat-fiving.
…
…
"I still snuggle with my stuffed pony." whimpered Ganondorf.
"I still pretend with my imaginary friends." sighed Falcon sadly.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
"Oh noes, I think two other teams passed us up!" gasped Ness, looking at Pikachu in the back seat.
"Who are you talking to?" asked the cameraman in the shotgun seat.
"Pikachu!" said Ness exasperatedly.
"He's a stuffed animal, for cripes' sake!" said the cameraman.
"Now don't you start saying that, too!" said Ness angrily.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 6th Place
"Even though we spent like, several minutes fighting people, we still managed to leave before most of the other teams," explained Wolf as he snapped the wheel to the right to avoid a sixteen-wheeler and their car tailspun out of control.
"We're facing the wrong way now!" complained Pit into Wolf's good ear once their car stopped spinning.
"Don't worry about it, I've got a plan..." cackled Wolf evilly, driving over a piece of rubble and somehow got across the median.
Smashville Middle School
The Starting Line
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Fly to Delfino Island and find the Great Pianta Statue in the Delfino Plaza!" re-read Jigglypuff, making sure they knew where they were going.
"Okay, Jigglypuff, read the manual on how to use the pedals," said Toon Link. "…and I'll try and book our tickets by phone! We're obviously not going to be the other four to five teams ahead of us, so we're gonna go ahead and beat them there via the phone."
"Okay…" said Jigglypuff, nervously, walking back to the car.
"Wait up for me, I'll be ordering the tickets!" shouted Toon Link, who was staying by the payphone.
"Hi," said Toon Link into the phone. "I'd like to book tickets to the earliest flight to Delfino Island!"
Toon Link waited for a few seconds.
"It departs at 9:00 AM? Okay," said Toon Link, hanging up and walking back to their parked car.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
1st for the 9:00 AM Flight
"Awesome, we're ahead of everyone!" chuckled Jigglypuff, feeling happy.
"Yeah, we did the right thing!" agreed Toon Link, hopping in the passenger's seat.
"..And it was all because of me!" said Jigglypuff, still laughing.
"Actually, I was the one who suggested that we book the tickets ahead of time," said Toon Link.
"…But it was my idea!" said Jigglypuff.
"But you just-"
"My idea!" said Jigglypuff angrily.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 7th Place
"We're finally leaving the parking lot," explained Roy to the camera as he started the car and drove out from the parking lot of Smashville Middle School and onto the road. He handed the map to Snake. "Alright son, I'll need you to navigate. Tell me how to get to Air Way Smashville Airport!"
Snake stared at the map for several seconds before pointing to a certain spot on the map. "Okay, I found our current location. I just need to find where we need to go, now."
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 8th Place
"Just start driving man, I see more and more teams leaving, they will just bribe the airport people for our tickets, maybe," explained Toon Link.
"You know, we really should have learned how to drive a car before we decided to sign up for this race..." said Jigglypuff, before finally passing out from blood loss due to her self-inflicted injuries.
"Damn it!" yelled Toon Link, hitting his head on the dashboard.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 9th Place
"Yoshi, why haven't we left the parking lot already?" asked Link, fixing his hair while he looked in the mirror.
"It's a stick-shift, I never learned how to drive a stick-shift before!" exclaimed Yoshi, still trying to get out of their parking space.
He accidentally drove their car over the divider.
"Fine, I guess I'll be the driver, since I actually know how to drive a stick-shift..." sighed Link, unbuckling.
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"Come on, I don't want to get eliminated on the first leg!" yelled Samus, dragging Falco inside the car.
"Ow, jeez, you're so demanding, Samus…" grumbled Falco, nursing his wing.
"Agh, start the car, here comes another team!" said Samus, grabbing Falco by the neck and pointing towards Roy and Snake.
"Okay!" replied Falco angrily. "Man, quit startling me." He turned on the car.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in Last Place
"Hurry Diddy, we're still in last place!" explained Donkey in a hurry as he opened the car door for his team mate.
"Maybe we shouldn't have spent like ten minutes watching the other teams fight each other..." said Diddy quietly, buckling himself up.
Air Way Smashville Airport
"There are only two flights to Delfino Island!" Said Koopa, "These flights are the 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM!"
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"I shall order the tickets, not you, mere slave," ordered King Dedede.
Kirby just sighed. "Sure fatso, knock yourself dead, just order two tickets to the 9:00 AM flight to Delfino Island."
"One ticket to the 9:00 flight to the island they call Delfino," commanded King Dedede.
"What about the puffball?" asked the female airport worker, pointing to Kirby.
"He is…uh…my luggage," said Dedede unconvincingly.
"Alright, here you go!" said the worker. "I'll take your luggage to the plane."
Kirby and King Dedede
2nd for the 9:00 AM Flight
"Hey! Hey, I'm no-one's luggage, ya hear? Help!" squirmed Kirby, trying to escape.
King Dedede merely laughed at the puffball's misfortune.
"I'll get you for this, damn it!" yelled Kirby as he was dragged away.
King Dedede continued to laugh as he made his way to the local airport bar.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 3rd Place
The frats were pulled over.
"I'm sorry sirs, you shall be arrested for drinking whilst driving," explained an officer.
"WHAT?!" asked Ganondorf, clearly stone drunk, "What do you mean we can't drink and drive at the same time?!"
"I refuse!" yelled Falcon, also drunk. He closed the taxi door and sped 100mph over the speed limit.
They crashed through the airport and quickly unbuckled, making a run for the sales desk.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"Park right there, quick!" yelled Mewtwo, pointing to the last empty spot.
They quickly drove into the spot, effectively cutting off Ness from parking there.
"Hey! What was that for?" asked Ness angrily, shaking a fist at them.
"Seriously, you're shaking your fist at us? Who does that anymore?" laughed Lucario, jumping out of his team's car and running towards the airport entrace along with his team mate.
Ness and Pikachu
...Best Friends?!
"Well I guess since we're not coming back here for a long time, I don't need to actually park the car in a parking spot! I guess the joke's on them!" said Ness cheerfully, parking in the open and hopping out of the car.
The live audience gave a standing ovation for the next five minutes.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"We just got on the first flight," chuckled Marth casually.
"No time to stand about, move, move, move!" ordered Ike, army-crawling.
"O…kay…" said Marth confused, walking normally.
"Get down, I see the opposition!" panicked Ike, hiding behind airport seats.
"All I see is two drunken frats running for their lives," explained Marth annoyed as he also crouched behind the same seats.
"Yes, but they were at that starting line! Be careful, comrade, those frats are tricky ones!" reprimanded Ike motherly.
"Right…" sighed Marth as he watched Falcon accidentally hit on a male airport worker.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Mewtwo and Lucario
Tied for 2nd Place
"Two tickets to Isle Delfino, and hurry bro!" said Falcon, glancing behind him to see the feds coming up behind them.
"We want exactly what they said," gulped Mewtwo to another worker.
"Oh no I think this is the battle for the last tickets for the first flight!" gasped Lucario, shaking his brother.
Marth and Ike
3rd for the 9:00 AM Flight
"We got pretty good tickets, we're going to own the first leg!" laughed Marth.
"Yes…yes, my pretties…" cackled Ike evilly, rubbing his hands together evilly.
"Is he mentally sick or something?" asked the cameraman worriedly to Marth.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
"Four teams must have reached the airport, so we're second flight automatically," explained Ness. "We're not worried at all though, we know we will still be in the race for lots of legs."
"I say we should disqualify these two automatically," said the cameraman angrily to the producers over the phone, "Only one counts as a human being!"
Ness gasped.
"How could you?!" asked Ness, crying. "Pikachu is an equal human, like anyone else would be!"
Smashville Freeway, Route 206
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 6th Place
"I don't know what place we're in right now, but we're definitely not letting a little mosh pit action keep us from landing in the first group out!" said Wolf, ramming a car off the road that was honking at him.
"There's the airport! Over there!" said Pit excitedly tugging on Wolf's sleeve, pointing to the exit on the other side of the freeway.
"Hold onto your seatbelts," said Wolf as he turned the wheel sharply to the right, their car nearly being hit by a sixteen-wheeler.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"We're definitely at the back of the pack, it's good thing we had booked tickets, otherwise we would have been second group!" said Toon Link, raising an eyebrow.
"When you say second group, you are referring to second-class, right?" asked Jigglypuff.
"Uh…" said Toon Link.
…
"And stop that, you're getting my tunic all blood-stained with that knife of yours!" said Toon Link angrily.
"Sorry, emo tendencies." Asserted Jigglypuff calmly, placing the knife down.
Air Way Smashville Airport
Falcon and Ganondorf
Mewtwo and Lucario
"Nueez!1" cried Ganondorf as he and Falcon were arrested.
"See you later mortal fools!" cackled Mewtwo, collecting their tickets that were actually meant for the frats.
Both of the twins cackled evilly.
Mewtwo and Lucario
4th for the 9:00 AM Flight
"Wait…we're not immortal though," pointed out Lucario, "There's no point in saying 'Mortal fools' when we're mortal too."
"But…but what about the time you-"
"That was just a mistake, okay?!" asked Lucario angrily.
Mewtwo used his plane ticket to give his brother a paper cut.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Pre-race Interview
"We're running this race in memory of our friend, Eric." explained Jigglypuff.
...
"What happened to Eric?" asked Koopa.
"Yeah see the thing is, he told us about the race and when we heard about the reward we decided that we wanted to participate! Unfortunately, there were three of us so we drew straws and he got the short end of the stick. And so here we are, ready to win the million!" said Toon Link.
Jigglypuff scratched his head, looking up at the ceiling. "Now that I think about it... we probably should have let Eric go on this race... considering he was the guy who knew everything about this show..."
The two of them continued to sit there in awkward silence at the realization.
Smashville Freeway, Route 206
Roy and Snake
Currently in 9th Place
"Okay, drive past those flight attendants! Over there!" explained Snake, pointing to the car on their right.
"Righty," said Roy, peeling away from the other team's car and passing them up.
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"We are now going to attempt to lead some teams away from the airport, causing them to be last flight!" chuckled Falco, steering ahead.
"Okay, a team is following us!" explained an excited Falco, steering awkwardly.
"Who knew this would be so easy?" snickered Samus.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 8th Place
"Okay, we just need to stay in the second group…" Muttered Roy. "We have to drive faster to make it!"
Snake cackled evilly as he threw a stick of dynamite out of the window.
…
"That works too, I guess." sighed Roy.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 9th Place
"Okay, now drive off!" laughed Falco, rubbing his hands together. "Oh, this is great! We forced another team into traffic!"
"Now, to celebrate!" said Samus joyfully, taking out some champagne and popping the cork off.
The cork accidentally hit the wheel of the car, setting the Airbag off.
"Ow…" Said Falco.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in 10th Place
"We've been ditched," said Donkey angrily.
…
"Really?" asked Diddy Kong hopefully.
"YES!" said Donkey.
"Because I really think we've been ditched!" said Diddy excitedly.
DK slapped himself in the face.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in Last Place
"Crap, we're encountering traffic and all sorts of other things!" pouted Link angrily.
"You need to concentrate on the road." explained Yoshi calmly. "Don't forget to turn on the beepers when you make a turn with the wheel."
"You mean the wheel in front of me wasn't for show?!" asked Link, horrified.
The lawyer looked behind them, and saw the pile of cars.
"…My mistake?" laughed Link nervously. "Oh, here's our card if you want to take legal action on this!"
He threw cards at the people, causing many paper cut injuries.
Air Way Smashville Airport
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
Ness and Pikachu ran up to the ticket line, closely followed by Toon Link and Jigglypuff. Behind the students, Wolf and Pit threw a rock through the front entrance glass doors. Roy and Snake were incoming from a hallway to the right, already inside the airport.
"Those doors are automatic, you know," explained Toon Link to the musicians.
Pit ignored the kid while Wolf simply did not hear what he said, and the two began making their way over the debris to the ticket booth.
Snake was army-crawling towards the ticket line with the best friends and students when Pit and Wolf hopped over him and claimed their spot in the line.
"You can't just hop over someone who's army-crawling! Do you know how dangerous that was? You could have fallen on top of me!" gasped Snake, appalled.
"We were here first!" said Pit defensively. "That means we get to be the first ones in the line!"
"Wait, we already pre-ordered our tickets, so do we go into a different line?" asked Jigglypuff a nearby worker.
"Pre-ordered tickets go over there," replied the worker, pointing to an empty sales desk.
"Thanks!" said Toon Link, running off with his team mate.
"Pre-ordered tickets?!" asked Roy, shocked. "Why didn't we think of that?"
"We're idiots," grumbled Snake angrily. "No worries, I shall make positive sure that we make that first flight!"
"Hello," said Ness. "We'd like two tickets to the earliest flight to Delfino Island."
"I'm sorry," cackled Snake, tying up Ness and Pikachu together, "That is not allowed!"
"Snake!" said Roy, clearly alarmed, "They're probably getting on the same flight as us!"
"Oh," said Snake angrily, releasing Ness and Pikachu reluctantly.
"Looks like you lucked out," explained the worker as she typed onto a computer. "Only one team is going to get on the flight after you!"
Ness and Pikachu
5th for the 9:00 AM Flight
"Okay, we'll take that," explained Ness calmly. He took the tickets and walked off.
"We are so lucky," said Ness to Pikachu as they walked off to the local bar. To pick up some chicks, of course. Underage drinking is bad.
"Two tickets, to the same destination. Same time," said Wolf, banging his fist on the desk.
The worker wordlessly printed out their tickets and handed them over.
Pit and Wolf
Last for the 9:00 AM Flight
"Awesome," smirked Pit as he took the tickets from the airport worker.
Snake looked closer at Wolf and recognized the lupine. "Hey... you're the guy who kicked me on the ground back at the starting line!"
"It was some pretty fun mosh action, right?" smiled Wolf, having read the words from Snake's lips.
"That wasn't fun at all! Not only was it not fun, it was really painful too!" said Snake.
Pit and Wolf took off towards the local bar. To take some shots, of course. Underage sex is bad.
"I need two tickets, to the same destination where they are going," threatened Snake, aiming an Uzi at the worker. "Or else."
The airport worker recognized Snake, and smiled. "Welcome back, Snake! What's your destination going to be this time? Is it the usual?"
Roy scratched his head in confusion.
"I'm sorry Elisa, not this time. Need two tickets to Delfino Island!" said Snake, still pointing the Uzi at her.
"Alright, Mr. Snake. The flight they purchased tickets for is full, but I can get you on the second flight! It arrives one hour afterwards!" explained Elisa.
Roy and Snake
1st for the 10:00 AM Flight
"Alright, we'll take that." said Snake calmly, lowering the gun and taking the tickets.
"What... the hell... just happened?" asked Roy, completely confused.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 8th Place
"We just now made it inside the airport," explained Falco hurriedly, "Hopefully we can make the first flight on time!"
"This is dumb, we should have just gone straight to the airport instead of delaying ourselves like we've been doing!" grumbled Samus.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 9th Place
"We see two Flight attendants run inside the airport…" said Yoshi, "I…I think t-they were in the race…"
"Get out already!" snapped Link, shoving Yoshi down. "Let's go, midget!"
"Ow!" yelled Yoshi as he fell onto the road.
He was 'accidentally' run over sixteen times. By their own taxi.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in police custody
"So it turns out that this was all just a misunderstanding!" laughed the police commissioner, "We didn't realize you guys were on reality TV! You two are free to go!"
"That must be why no reality-TV actors ever get arrested!" said Falcon.
The frats and the police commissioner laughed heartily.
Donkey and Diddy
Entrepreneurs
"We're obviously last," mused DK. "But we can still outrace most of the deadbeats who are here in the back with us!"
"Yeah, we'll show them!" said Diddy angrily. They were still stuck in traffic on the same freeway.
Samus and Falco
2nd for the 10:00 AM Flight
"We just barely made it to the last flight," panted Samus, "We're very fortunate."
"This was suspenseful," sighed Falco, catching his breath. "It was already 9:10..."
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"Oh damn- We failed to get our tickets before the flight attendants." said Yoshi.
"Whatever, I'm too lazy to really do anything anyway," explained Link.
"All teams are now on a plane to Delfino Island!" said Koopa.
"On the first flight, departing at 9:00 AM and arriving at 12:45 PM contains teams Toon Link and Jigglypuff, Kirby and King Dedede, Marth and Ike, Mewtwo and Lucario, Ness and Pikachu & Pit and Wolf!"
"On the last flight, which leaves departs at 10:00 AM and arrives at 1:45 PM has: Roy and Snake, Samus and Falco, Link and Yoshi, Falcon and Ganondorf & Donkey and Diddy!"
"Once the teams reach the airport Island strip, they must take one of these motorized lifeboats and then make their way to the main island and find the legendary Pianta Statue where they will find their next clue!"
1st Flight
Arrived at: 12:45 PM
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Right, we're now first. There are the boats for all eleven teams." explained Lucario as he walked towards the dock. "Get ready for some action."
"Okay." said Mewtwo, bringing the Barbie doll action figure set.
"Not those, you idiot!" snarled Lucario. "The other suitcase!"
"Oh," laughed Mewtwo. "You mean this one?"
He pulled out a harpoon.
"Perfect," laughed Mewtwo and Lucario.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"Where are the boats, you dipwad?!" asked Ike angrily, shoving Marth out of a window on the plane, in the wrong direction.
"How would I know that, Ike? I don't work here..." said Marth, dusting himself off.
They ran in the opposite direction of the lifeboats.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 3rd Place
"Me and Pikachu are here at the front of the pack, so we're feeling pretty good," explained Ness to the camera.
"Do you see where they're keeping the lifeboats?" asked Pikachu.
"They might be down by that dock!" said Ness, pointing in the right direction.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 4th Place
"We had to play dirty and cut off the father and son in order to get on this first flight, but hey, that's how the race is played right?" said Pit, as he followed his team mate off the plane and down the stairs.
"Now that we're an hour ahead of five teams, we just need to edge ahead of these other five..." said Wolf, referencing the best friends, mortal enemies, students, twins and the swordsmen.
"Can you see where they parked the lifeboats? I don't see where they are," said Pit into Wolf's ear.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 5th Place
"Hopefully we can stay ahead of everyone and win this leg," grumbled an angry Kirby.
"Look boy, I'm standing! I'm standing!" said King Dedede excitedly, standing at the top of the plane stairway exit.
"…and get away from this dipwad," finished Kirby, reaching the bottom of the plane stairway exit.
"Look boy, I'm jumping!" said King Dedede enthusiastically, jumping off the top of the plane stairway exit.
"…What?" asked Kirby.
King Dedede crushed Kirby to death.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
"Say, remember that one time we narrowly avoided being eaten by that bear?" chuckled Toon Link, he and his team mate still sitting in their plane seats. "It's experiences like that that makes us such good team mates!"
"Actually," corrected Jigglypuff, "We ran away from it. Big whoop."
"You're making us look bad!" cried Toon Link.
"I know, but seeing you in shambles just so happens to make my day." said Jigglypuff happily.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Damn it, now everyone is ahead!" snapped Lucario, hitting Mewtwo.
"Not really…those two guys are running in the opposite direction from the boats!" explained Mewtwo by pointing to Ike and Marth.
"Oh, this is good, they'll be out of our way, ha, ha, yes this is very good!" chuckled Lucario.
Mewtwo gave his brother a weird look.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Middle School Students
"I don't know if we're going the right way!" sobbed Toon Link, running straight ahead.
"I can't see anything..." sighed Jigglypuff. "We went the wrong way I guess..."
"Let's keep walking we'll see it eventually," explained Toon Link and smiling, having a severe mood swing.
"I don't know about this..." Whispered Jigglypuff, running to catch up.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"We've gotten ourselves a boat, but the engine won't start," lamented Kirby. "This could end badly..."
"Don't let the other teams see where we are..." said King Dedede, anxiously checking behind him for signs of the other teams.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Alright Mewtwo, there's the lifeboats. Don't let the other teams see where we're going and we'll maintain our lead." whispered Lucario, walking calmly alongside his brother towards the lifeboats where the mortal enemies were.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"Look, just follow those guys that ahead of us." explained Ike angrily, "They obviously know where the boats are! Just follow them!"
"Okay, fine, whatever," replied Marth angrily. "Just shut up."
They followed Toon Link and Jigglypuff, who were just as lost as they were.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
Both of the psychics Mewtwo and Lucario hopped into a boat after grabbing paddles from a nearby rack.
"Let's start paddling from shore until the other teams start to notice, this way they won't see the boats," smirked Mewtwo.
Lucario noticed Kirby and Dedede in the boat to their right, watching them leave. "Don't alert the others to where the boats are and we'll be the top two teams!"
"Gotcha." said King Dedede, as his team mate went back to get paddles.
"We're first ones to leave the airplane-island-strip!" said Lucario, chuckling heartily as he watched the other three teams running aimlessly around the mini-island.
"They look pretty lost, so we may be in first place for a while," mused Mewtwo.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Middle School Students
"Oh crud we went the wrong way!" cried Jigglypuff, "We suck at maps!"
Jigglypuff threw the map into the water, and a big sea serpent jumped out from the water and ate it... ...Though that's not important.
"We're lost!" sobbed Toon Link, wiping his eyes on the sleeve of his tunic.
"Hey guys, do you know where the boats would be?" asked Marth, walking up to the kids.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff thought Marth was mocking them, so they just cried harder.
Ness and Pikachu
...Best Friends?!
"Do you think we should we ask a local?" said Ness to his team mate.
"Yeah, we probably should," agreed Pikachu, following Ness.
The two of them walked towards the lighthouse where a bunch of locals were hanging around.
Pit and Wolf
Band Musicians
"I can't see anything, do you?" said Pit, running aimlessly along the airstrip.
Wolf did not hear him, and continued running further down the airstrip.
"Wait... is that it over there? It is! Wolf, I see the lifeboats!"
Ness and Pikachu
...Best Friends?!
"Excuse me, where are the lifeboats they left for us?" asked Ness to a local Pianta.
"Right down by that dock." explained the Pianta by pointing to the dock extending off the airstrip.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"We made a mistake running ahead like this..." said Marth. "It's already 1:06, and we haven't even found the boats!"
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Middle School Students
"We're heading back to the other end of the airstrip. Me and Jiggles think we might have missed them on the way over here." said Toon Link to the camera as he followed Jigglypuff back to the other end of the airstrip.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"We're definitely far away enough, let's start our motor now..." said Lucario, revving up the boat's engine.
"The mainland is just right there!" said Mewtwo excitedly, pointing to the actual Delfino Island.
"Man, I'm worn out from all that paddling." admitted Lucario, feeling his arms after the motor on the boat turned on.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're closely behind the twins and we aren't worried about that. The leg really has only just begun and we can easily catch up to them." said Kirby, eating cake.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 3rd Place
"I'm still trying to fathom how the other teams managed to get lost... on just a 400-by-400 yard airstrip island..." said Wolf, laughing nonetheless.
"There's two teams even further out." yelled Pit over the engine. "I can't see which teams they are!"
Ness and Pikachu
...Best Friends?!
"Those other two teams look lost..." said Pikachu, tugging on Ness' sleeve.
"Hey! You guys! The boats are this way!" yelled Ness over the sound of the waves.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Middle School Students
"Do you see Ness? He's trying to tell us where those boats are!" said Toon Link, heading towards the kid.
"That was awfully nice of him to do that!" said Jigglypuff, puffing up.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"Ness is directing us to the lifeboats," said Marth, following the kids to the boats.
2nd Flight
Arrived at: 1:33 PM
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"I have an idea on how to get us in front," whispered Samus. "I'll grab our bags and you try to shut the door on the other four teams!"
Falco turned around and started closing the door on the other teams.
"Die evil bird man, die!" cackled Snake, shooting Falco repeatedly through the door.
Samus grabbed her teams' bags and ran ahead, leaving Falco's mutilated corpse behind.
"It worked!" laughed Samus evilly.
Roy and Snake
Father and Son
"Our flight arrived here twelve minutes earlier than intended, so we plan on capitalizing on this stroke of luck," explained Roy, following his son as he kicked open the plane door.
"Everybody get out of the way!" screamed Snake, bowling over other civilians who were on the flight.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"Follow those other teams!" said Link with enthusiasm.
"There's the boats, right over there!" said Yoshi, pointing to the docks.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Fraternity Brothers
"We didn't even leave Smashville and we already had a run-in with the law. We're embarrassed about that," explained Ganondorf.
"Yeah but the whole point of this race is to have fun, right?" said Falcon, holding a beer bottle in one hand and passports in the other.
Donkey and Diddy
Entrepreneurs
"We got stuck in the last seats of the plane, talk about rotten luck!" said Donkey angrily, shouldering his backpack.
"At least we're not the las- Oh wait, we are. Never mind!" said Diddy cheerfully.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"Okay, there's the Pianta statue!" said Kirby, somewhat satisfied with himself. "We seem to be taking first... I'm actually shocked and surprised..."
King Dedede patted Kirby hard, and ripped open the clue. "Good slave, stay here until I finish reading this clue!"
"Slave?" asked Kirby angrily.
"It says to go to the nearby buses and pick one to ride on! Ra, ra, ra!" chortled Dedede.
"Teams must now choose sign up for one of three buses to ride, which will drive about the Delfino Plaza! Both teammates must take a snapshot of one of the many posters around the plaza that shows where the teams must go next! Once they have successfully taken a picture of an ad on the hotel nearby, teams can exit the bus and make their way for the hotel, where at the entrance they can find their next clue!" explained Koopa. "The first bus can contain only four teams! This is first come, first served!"
"We choose the first one! Obviously!" exclaimed Kirby, running inside.
"Heh heh, let's leave now!" chuckled King Dedede. The two of them re-read the clue.
"Aw rats, we have to wait for this bus to get full! Curses, a whole lead now gone!" muttered Kirby.
"Hmmm… Wait, I shall try something!" exclaimed King Dedede. He walked up to the bus driver and said, "Bus driver, I order you to drive now!"
…
Nothing happened.
"That's odd," mused Dedede, "That usually never fails!"
Kirby face palmed.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Lucario! Lucario! I found a clue!" said Mewtwo excitedly, holding up a wanted poster.
"Mew, that's a... wanted poster..." said Lucario angrily, dropping his backpack.
"Yeah, but when I looked at the back, I found a clue!" said Mewtwo, proud of himself.
"Did we just skip a clue?" asked Lucario angrily, hitting his brother. "We have to do it right in order, stupid!"
"Sorry..." said Mewtwo, walking off. The two of them continued heading down the wrong street.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 3rd Place
"We had a bad beginning at the starting line, but we've jumped from the back of the pack to the front with a few dirty tactics!" said Pit, as they quickly approached the mainland shore.
"Look for a Pianta statue!" yelled Wolf over the lifeboat's engine.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"We're pirates on the open sea! Ha har!" said Ness haughtily, waving around a cardboard sword.
"You're a freaking delusional kid with no special talent has no friends aside from a stuffed animal and you're heavily medicated," said the cameraman angrily.
Ness cried.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 5th Place
"We've landed! We're still in third!" cheered Jigglypuff. "Oh wait, that was your line, mine is the one about how I am being angsty…Yes, we may be in third, but third's… not… first!" Jigglypuff started to fake cry.
Toon Link slapped her, "Get out of it, man! We must beat the others!"
"Right! We shall... wait... that's your line also... are you even following the script?" asked Jigglypuff angrily.
"Well, no... wait a second... what script?" asked Toon Link.
"This show's scripted, remember?" reminded Jigglypuff.
"No it isn't." stated Toon Link.
"Oh." remembered Jigglypuff, throwing her script away. "Then I probably shouldn't have been stalling us with crappy drama scenes for the past two hours."
Marth and Ike
Currently in 6th Place
"We're fourth now, hurry you dope!" said Ike as he slapped Marth for what would be the twelfth time of that day.
"Why do you keep slapping me?" asked Marth angrily as he stabbed Ike over and over again.
…
"Ike?" called Marth.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 7th Place
"We're in seventh place right now!" cried Falco. "We're complete idiots!"
Samus started to drink while controlling their boat.
"I mean, who else would drink and drive at the same time?!" cried Samus.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 8th Place
"Wo-hoo, we're out on the ocean!" cheered Falcon as he jumped inside a boat.
"We found our boat, let's take off now!" said
Falcon started to drink and drive at the same time.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 9th Place
"We can't find the boats, or two of the teams who were with us for that matter." explained Roy, walking with his son down the airstrip.
He ran into a light pole.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"Could you try going faster?" asked Link angrily to his team mate.
Link realized he was lagging behind Yoshi. Link grumbled angrily.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in Last Place
"Let's go!" said Donkey Kong. "I've been Delfino Island before!"
"Oh goody, we won't be eliminated then!" said Diddy Kong kiddy like.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Me and Pikie are very fortunate that we found the buses so quickly, we're at the front of the pack with the mortal enemies now!" said Ness with excitement.
"I'm just kind of confused that the twins aren't already here though," said Pikachu. "They left the airstrip way before us."
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 3rd Place
"Alright, we're going to board the first bus." said Wolf, as they boarded the first bus.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 4th Place
"We have to get on the buses. We're one of the four lucky teams to be on the first one!" said Ike somewhat satisfied, following the band musicians aboard.
"Yes, we rock man," said Marth happily. Ike hit him.
"What did I do this time?!" asked Marth angrily.
"I don't associate myself with lower class people," explained Ike.
"I'm your freaking partner!" said Marth angrily.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 5th Place
"Wait, I think the statue of the Pianta would be over there, in that open space," said Mewtwo, pointing to the huge open area between the Plaza's two bell towers.
"Nah, I think it would be that giant star statue on the other side of town," explained Lucario, walking down the alleyway.
They walked the opposite way, the cameraman zooming in the location Mewtwo had suggested, and it showed the Pianta statue they were looking for.
A high-pitched string noise played.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
"Over there, where that library is!" said Toon Link quickly, running off.
Jigglypuff noticed that the other teams were about to land at the Plaza.
"Oh no, we have to hurry!" said Jigglypuff, panicking as she went down the path she had chosen.
A high-pitched string noise was made.
Delfino Plaza
2:23 PM
Samus and Falco
Currently in 7th Place
"Hurry Squirtle, I see one team appearing on the coast!" said Samus panicking.
"…Are you calling me that because you're dating someone else?!" asked Falco, offended.
"We're not dating," reminded Samus.
"Oh yeah," remembered Falco.
…
"So what is our relationship?" asked Falco, confused.
"Umm…we're friends?" said Samus.
"Well of course," scoffed Falco, "I mean, would you really want to travel the entire world and win a million dollars with someone you really don't even like?"
Samus pointed out the relationship between Kirby and King Dedede
"Ah," said Falco, understanding.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 8th Place
"We're headed in the direction that went," explained Roy as he rolled his luggage around in a draggable suitcase.
"Hurry, I see all the other teams headed here, and fast," said Snake, paranoid.
The cameraman switched the lenses on the camera, making the device make a strange high-pitched noise.
"OH GOD GET DOWN!1" screamed Snake as he tackled down Roy to the ground.
"Get off me!" said Roy angrily, struggling underneath Snake.
"It was some sort of bomb," said Snake, relieved, "But fortunately it was a dud…"
"All he did was change the camera lens!" said Roy angrily, dusting himself off.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 9th Place
"WE'rE SAILING ON ThE SeaS" said Falcon incoherently.
Ganondorf gasped, "Dude, watch out for the-"
They hit the rock.
Ganondorf yelled, "Whoa bro, incoming lighthou-"
They crashed into the lighthouse on the land, landing on the Delfino Plaza.
"Yeah!" said Falcon and Ganondorf, high-fiving.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"Oh crap no I see the apes, directly behind us!" panicked Yoshi, desperately trying to make the boat speed faster.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in Last Place
"Look uncle, there's that other team just barely ahead of us!" said Diddy Kong.
"Listen, I appreciate the concern, but would you kindly just not point out such obvious things?" asked Donkey Kong angrily.
"Sorry," said Diddy Kong.
...
"Look!" said Donkey Kong, "A bird!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 5th Place
"Oh crap, there's where the buses are! Run, damn it!" yelled Lucario, running towards the buses.
"Oh no I see about five or so teams already there!" said Mewtwo, shocked.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
"Where are the buses?" cried Jigglypuff. "We were so far ahead, we're now stuck here in the back!"
"Wait!" said Toon Link with hope, "I can see the other teams! Next to the Pianta Statue! It's right over there!"
"Run, Toony!" sobbed Jigglypuff, jogging.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 7th Place
"Hey, I can just see those little kids!" said Falco angrily. "Let's beat them there!"
"After them!" shouted Samus, sprinting faster.
"Man, those kids are fast!" panted Falco as he lagged behind.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 8th Place
"Pass those Flight people, up ahead!" yelled Falcon, running full speed and passing Falco who had slowed down.
Ganondorf ran slower than Falco did, due to his weight.
"Ganondorf, you-"
"Yeah, I'm gonna stop you from making your stupid joke," said Ganondorf angrily, interrupting Falcon.
Mewtwo and Lucario
The two of them boarded the second bus after reading the clue.
"We've been knocked out of the top group," said Lucario, completely livid.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
"Faster! Faster!" said Jigglypuff gleefully, being carried by Toon Link.
Toon Link grunted angrily.
Samus and Falco
"No!" said Falco angrily, throwing his gun at Ganondorf. Unfortunately, it missed and hit Samus instead.
Samus fell from the impact, and Ganondorf ran by her.
"Ha!" laughed Ganondorf, poking his tongue out at them.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
"We're boarding on the second bus," said Toon Link somewhat stricken after he had read the clue. "We'll be near the back apparently."
"Yay for buses!" said Jigglypuff cutely.
Falcon and Ganondorf
The frats, closely followed by the flight attendants, boarded the second bus.
"So as it turns out, both of us made the second bus... this is awkward..." said Falcon, smiling awkwardly at the flight attendants.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"Oh look- a potential customer!" said Link, halting the boat and running onto a sinking ship.
He saw an injured person, unable to escape the ship.
"Here, my card if you survive," said Link, handing him a card and jumping off the ship in time before it sank.
"Ah, another beautiful day, another well-done job of saving civilians!" laughed Link, admiring the day.
The person's corpse bobbed on the surface of the water.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
Uncle and Nephew
"A-ha," said DK, "Up ahead is those Lawyers! Good work Diddy!"
"Thanks!" said Diddy, smirking.
Link and Yoshi
"Oh no!" gasped Link, shaking Yoshi, "Run, the apes are behind you!"
"But I see another customer!" whined Yoshi.
"No, get some potential saps later; race right now!" said Link angrily.
Delfino Plaza
"There's the buses!" said Donkey Kong a few minutes later.
"And there come the astronauts!" gasped Diddy, running inside a bus.
"We're freaking last," mused Olimar. "Whatever. Three teams will be alongside us."
"All teams are now on a bus!" said Koopa. "Teams will be riding on the buses and must take at least one picture of one of the many wanted posters of Shadow Mario, scattered throughout the island's plaza! They will be handed their next clue once they do so!"
"On the first bus which departs at 2:45 PM, has the teams Kirby and King Dedede, Ness and Pikachu, Pit and Wolf & Marth and Ike!"
"The second bus which departs at 2:50 PM, contains teams Mewtwo and Lucario, Toon Link and Jigglypuff, Falcon and Ganondorf & Samus and Falco!"
"The last bus departing at 2:55 PM, contains teams Roy and Snake, Link and Yoshi & Donkey and Diddy!"
First Bus
Kirby and King Dedede
Ness and Pikachu
Pit and Wolf
Marth and Ike
Departed at; 2:45 PM
"Ah, it's great to be on the first bus…" said King Dedede happily. "Too bad Kirby is here though..."
"We have a five minute head start from what I gather…" said Ness.
"It told us that on the clue!" said Pikachu angrily.
"Man, these teams seem easy to beat…" mused Ike, looking at the other three teams.
"Yeah dude, we'll be first this leg!" nodded Marth.
"I didn't ask for your opinion!" said Ike angrily.
Everyone then got out their cameras and started taking pictures.
Second Bus
Mewtwo and Lucario
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Falcon and Ganondorf
Samus and Falco
Departed at; 2:50 PM
"There's seven teams here, counting us," said Toon Link. "After this task will be a big footrace…"
Jigglypuff was busy making everyone's lives miserable.
"JIGGLYPUFF!" said Toon Link angrily.
"Ugh, everyone here is so dumb," said Samus angrily, sipping some soft drink as Falco attempted to take some photos of the wanted posters.
"Tell me about it." Said Falco angrily, getting mad about failing the task.
"I think you shall FIND we are BOTH pokemon, jajaja" said Ganondorf drunkenly as he was knocked out by Falco.
Last Bus
Roy and Snake
Link and Yoshi
Donkey and Diddy
Departed at; 2:55 PM
"Hey Yoshi, DK said he wanted to have your business card!" yelled Snake to the end of the bus.
"What?! No I don't, lawyers are freaking weasels!" said DK angrily.
"Then take this!" screamed Link and Yoshi, pelting the gorilla with business cards.
"Wow, those guys are annoying!" said Diddy loudly, only to receive a glare from both Link and Jigglypuff.
"Way to go, you just made two teams hate us," said Donkey Kong, snapping a shot of a wanted poster.
First Bus
"We all got one on this bus!" said Kirby, amazed. "I thought someone would screw up!"
"Yeah," lamented Marth.
"Who the hell are you supposed to be?" asked Kirby angrily to Marth.
Second Bus
"Whoa, bro, I'm getting some serious footage…" chuckled Falcon, recording something.
"That's smart, using a video camera instead of a stupid camera, dude," complimented Ganondorf.
Ganondorf then realized that Falcon had the camera's lens pointed at the back of the bus.
"Uh, Falcon? What the heck are you recording?" asked Ganondorf.
"Not much, just recording the ba-"
Last Bus
"Take pictures of everything, it doesn't matter what it is, just snap a picture of it!" advised Roy, taking photos of all he saw.
The other two teams were also following the same advice.
"Don't worry, father," cackled Snake. "The frontrunner teams will find themselves in something of a predicament trying to leave the bus.
First Bus
"Hey, we can't get off the bus!" yelled Kirby in a hurry. "Move, Dedede!"
"The door won't open, somebody's wedged it closed on the outside!" said Dedede, pushing against the door.
The penguin pushed against the door so hard that it burst and he fell onto the ground face-first.
"Ha, ha, nice!" laughed Kirby, taking the clue from a production assistant. "The next clue says to go climb the wall leading up to the Corona Mountain... At the entrance of the Corona Mountain will you find the next clue!"
"Hurry Dedede, there's three other teams coming out!" panicked Kirby, yanking on King Dedede's robes.
"Follow them, bro!" said Wolf angrily as he ran ahead of the swordsmen.
Marth and Ike forced Pit back in the bus and ran for it, trying to catch up to Wolf and the mortal enemies.
"Come on," said Marth, "If we can beat King Dedede there to the wall, then we'll be in first!"
"Move, there's Ness coming!" barked Ike.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Oh no we're last to get out the bus!" said Ness shocked.
"But Roy's still stuck in the bus, if we beat him..." suggested Pikachu, "...we may be third then!"
The two sprinted off after Snake and the other two teams.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
Kirby continued to sprint. He panted, as he jumped and floated across the water path thing and ran down the alleyway past the hotel and the coffee shop, and towards the wall.
He gasped for air and looked behind him.
"Damn it!" yelled Kirby, after only seeing Marth and Ike coming, closely followed by Wolf.
He began climbing the wall without King Dedede.
Second Bus
The second bus reached the starting destination.
"I can see one team not too far away!" said Jigglypuff happily.
"Hooray!" cheered everyone on the second bus.
The teams lined up to show their picture to the bus driver.
"You pass," said the bus driver to Mewtwo, Ganondorf and Toon Link.
"And you pass too," she said to Olimar and Mr. Resetti.
"Yes!" cheered Olimar, "something has finally turned out for us!"
…
…
"And what about us?" asked Falco angrily.
"You have to take another trip in this bus," explained the bus driver angrily, "You failed the task."
"Nuuuezz!1" cried Samus.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 5th Place
Lucario ripped open the next clue.
"Make your way to…" read Lucario.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 6th Place
"Volcano, and once you scale the side of the wall…" continued Ganondorf.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"…You will find your next clue at the entrance outside the Volcano!" finished Toon Link.
"Come on!" said Jigglypuff angrily, seeing some teams already starting to jog.
"Man, this is a big footrace, six teams or something…" muttered Toon Link, passing Jigglypuff already.
Last Bus
All three teams successfully completed the task.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
Currently in 9th Place
"Oh no uncle, ninth!" cried Diddy, dashing past the kids Jigglypuff and Toon Link.
"Pass as many as you can!" yelled DK, passing only Jigglypuff.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"We're freaking tenth! Hurry! Hurry!" screeched Yoshi, sprinting like a maniac.
"We're not last, Yoshi!" said Link excitedly.
"WE ALL KNOW IT!" screamed Yoshi.
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"This sucks…we're in last place by about ten minutes, which is how long it takes to drive around the whole Plaza…" said Falco.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
Kirby forced himself over the wall, panting as he lay there next to the wall's edge.
The puffball jumped as Ike's head popped out from the edge of the wall as he moved himself onto the plateau next to the Volcano's entrance.
Kirby tried to run, but Ike kicked him down the Wall. Kirby managed to get hold of the side before falling all the way.
"You'll pay for that!" yelled Kirby.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"Yeah right," cackled Ike evilly as he ripped a clue open and read it. "You must now Make your way, on foot, to the local Sunny Side Hotel nearby and collect your slot time departure for the next day!"
"Teams must now navigate through the busy Streets of Delfino plaza and find the local hotel!" Said Koopa. "Once teams arrive here, they must sign up for one of four departure times for tomorrow morning! The times are 8:00, 8:30, 9:00 and 9:30 AM! They will rest at the hotel until their departure time!"
"Hmm, we'll be like hours ahead of about…uh, eight teams I guess." Shrugged Ike. "We're gonna be first."
"Yes!" said Marth, raising his hand for a high-five.
Ike gave a blank stare, making Marth sigh.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 3rd Place
"Move out of the way, dude!" said Wolf as he clambered up the ledge.
"Wait…" mused Kirby, as he floated in the air. "I should have floated up there to begin with. Damn."
King Dedede only just now reached the wall, with Ness and Pikachu hot on his heels.
Kirby floated back to the top of the wall, heading for the clue box.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Hey! Hurry Pikachu, I can see more teams arriving!" cried out Ness as he started into a sprint.
"There's a bunch of them!" said Pikachu, clearly alarmed as he scaled the wall quickly.
Behind them, was Mewtwo, Falcon, Lucario, and Toon Link, sprinting in a mad footrace.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 8th Place
The father and son ran past Ganondorf and Jigglypuff.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 9th Place
"Ha ha ha, we're ninth I say! Ninth!" cackled Link evilly as they passed one slow team.
"Hurry, we're in ninth place again!" said Yoshi angrily.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"Just follow the others! We have to be in the first time departure!" Yelled Kirby, sliding down the wall and knocking King Dedede back down the wall.
"I got it!" Replied Dedede somewhat annoyed by his gruff teammate.
They ran after Marth and Ike, who were several yards ahead.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 3rd Place
"Beat them there!" chuckled Ness, ripping open the clue.
Pikachu said angrily, "You stabbed me!" he pointed to the knife wedged into him.
"Wait…I thought you were King Dedede!" gasped Ness, faking a shocked expression.
…
"How the hell do I look like that freaking fat penguin?" asked Pikachu. "I'm a rat!"
"You actually admitted you're a rat?" snickered Ness.
Pikachu zapped Ness.
"OW!" said Ness angrily.
…
…
"OW!" said Ness angrily.
"Uh, I didn't do anything." Said Pikachu.
"Oh." Said Ness.
…
"You're dull and boring, you know that?" asked Ness angrily.
Pikachu zapped Ness again.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in 5th Place
"Yes we've beaten everyone!" said Diddy excitedly as he ran up to the wall.
Mewtwo and Lucario ran ahead of the group and followed Diddy Kong up the wall.
"I'll wait here for Diddy to get the clue," explained DK to the camera.
Mewtwo teleported to the top, and took the clue.
"Easy," laughed Mewtwo as he teleported back down to the ground.
"Make your way, on foot, to the Local Hotel nearby and collect your slot time departure for the next day!" read Mewtwo.
"Come on! We're in like fourth place or something!" said Lucario happily.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
"We got it!" said Ness. "Make your way, on foot, to the Sunny Side Hotel nearby…"
Diddy Kong
"…and collect your slot time departure for the next day!" finished Diddy Kong, near Ness and Pikachu.
"I'm coming down, DK!" said Diddy Kong, sliding down.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 8th Place
"Float up there," suggested Toon Link.
"No!" said Jigglypuff angrily, "I'll come up with a better plan!"
They sat there and thought for a while.
"I know!" said Jigglypuff cutely, "How about we…have me float up there and get the clue!"
"But that's what I just suggested!" said Toon Link angrily.
"Uh…" said Jigglypuff. "Hey look I'm…floating…"
She floated and got the next clue.
Sunny Side Hotel
"We made it!" said Marth excitedly as he took a card from the first departure.
"Wohoo!" cheered Ike and Marth.
Marth and Ike
1st for 8:00 AM Departure
Kirby ran up to the cards and took a card for the first departure.
Unfortunately, Pit appeared and flew into the air and took the departure out of Kirby's hand, making his team second for the 8:00 Departure.
Pit and Wolf
2nd for 8:00 AM Departure
"Yes!" cheered Pit and Wolf, high-fiving.
"What was the point to that? We're still on the same departure no matter what," grumbled Kirby as he took the last 8:00 AM card.
Kirby and King Dedede
Last for 8:00 AM Departure
"We made it." panted King Dedede, sweating from the running.
"This is awesome!" commented Kirby, "We're still here at the top of the pack!"
The next team to arrive was Roy and Snake, both extremely exhausted from the running.
The red-headed swordsmen took the next available departure card, and looked at it.
Roy and Snake
1st for 8:30 AM Departure
"What?!" said Roy, confused. "I don't know how we managed to do it, Snake, but we outran the other teams here! We're in the second departure group!"
The father and son high-fived each other.
Outside Sunny Side Hotel
Dramatic camera angles everywhere.
The camera turned towards the oncoming teams headed for the hotel in a hurry to not be in the last time departure.
Mewtwo, closely followed by Diddy Kong, Ness, Pikachu, Lucario, Toon Link, DK and Jigglypuff, ran inside the Hotel.
The psychic cat began using his mind to snag his team a card, but Ness used his own psychic powers and took the card from Mewtwo.
"Yes," said a Pikachu, out of breath(?).
Ness and Pikachu
2nd for 8:30 AM Departure
Diddy Kong grabbed the last 7:30 card but Jigglypuff started to fake cry. In sympathy, Diddy handed it over to her.
However at the last second, DK yanked it from Diddy Kong in time to save themselves.
As Donkey Kong was holding it up, Toon Link used his hookshot tool to whip it out from DK's hand.
Lucario grabbed it out from the wall the card had been pinned against, but then Mewtwo dragged it to him with his mind and made his team the last team for the 8:30 departure.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Last for 8:30 AM Departure
"What the hell was that for?" asked Lucario angrily.
"I wanted to be the one to sign us up for that departure," explained Mewtwo angrily.
"Whatever." said Lucario angrily. "I don't have time for petty arguments."
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
1st for 9:00 AM Departure
"We're with the others in the back!" cried Jigglypuff.
"There there," said Diddy Kong sympathetically. "I'm sure you'll not be eliminated."
Jigglypuff ignored him. "What did I do wrong?" asked Diddy.
"She doesn't talk to people when she can't manipulate them for her own benefit," explained Toon Link angrily.
"Ah." said Diddy.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
2nd for 9:00 AM Departure
"Well…" said Diddy Kong positively, "we're still ahead of…uh…"
Jigglypuff, DK and Toon Link glared at him angrily.
"Of…uh…ahead of…er…" said Diddy Kong sheepishly.
…
"Uh…" stuttered Diddy Kong.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 9th Place
"FRAT POWERRRSS!" said Falcon and Ganondorf as they ran down the street towards the hotel.
"We're almost there!" said Falcon optimistically.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"Okay, we're done!" said Falco. "Hurry so we can at least not get to the departure thing last!"
"We're gonna be there late, obviously," said Samus.
"Think positively!" said Falco, "Like we'll catch up to like, four other teams!"
...
"And... yeah!" said Falco half-heartedly.
Sunny Side Hotel
Falcon and Ganondorf
Last for 9:00 AM Departure
"Ha ha, third for the third departure!" said Falcon.
"FRAT BOYS RULE!" said Falcon and Ganondorf, jumping in the inside pool in the hotel.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"We promise you sir, we never cheat people out of their money…" bragged Yoshi as Link was stealing the man's wallet.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"Over there," said Falco, with his speech impediment. "You'll climb the wall, and I will wait here! Easy!"
"No!" said Samus angrily, "You do it!"
"But…you're faster at climbing than me!" protested Falco, in his accent.
"I know." Said Samus. "Hurry up and climb!"
"Fine," grumbled Falco. In his foreign tongue.
Nobody cared.
Link and Yoshi
1st for 9:30 AM Departure
"Second-last to the cards." Said Link angrily.
...
...
"This is all your fault!" screamed Link, killing Yoshi.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"Make your way, on foot, to the Local Hotel nearby and collect your slot time departure for the next day!" read Falco.
"I can read it you know!" said Samus angrily.
"I wasn't reading it to you." explained Falco.
"Oh, were you reading it to your imaginary friend again?" asked Samus angrily.
"You promised you wouldn't bring that up again!" cried Falco ashamedly.
Sunny Side Hotel
April 4, 2009 at 8:45 PM
"We're stuck with the frats, the apes, the astronauts and the kids." Lamented Falco. "Yeah, we're pretty much the best team out of this group."
"And the smartest!" added Samus.
Falco grunted. "Oh come on, I know some of these guys ought to have some sort of brain capac-"
"Hi, I'm Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff, walking up. "What's your name?"
"Go away," said Falco.
"Fine," scoffed Jigglypuff, stomping off.
...
"Hi I'm Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff, walking up. "What's your name?"
"Case in point." said Samus angrily.
"Hello, I'm Ness and this is Pikachu!" greeted Ness to Roy, Snake and King Dedede.
"That's…a stuffed animal…" said Roy.
"No! It's a person!" said Ness defiantly.
"It's a stuffed animal," said Roy.
"It's a stuffed animal." said Snake.
"It's a stuffed animal," said King Dedede.
"It's a stuffed animal," said Ness.
...
"I hate you all!" cried Ness as he ran to his room.
Diddy Kong rigged the pool, Lucario tried hide from the cameras to smoke weed, and that's pretty much all that happened.
"When teams depart from Delfino Hotel, they must travel to the nearby coffee shop, The Daily Coffee, and find the owner of the shop!" Said Koopa. "He will hand them their next clue!"
"The first group, departing at 8:00 AM, contains the three teams Marth and Ike, Kirby and King Dedede & Pit and Wolf!"
"The second group, which will be leaving a half an hour later at 8:30, has teams Roy and Snake, Ness and Pikachu & Mewtwo and Lucario!"
"The third group, departing an hour after the first at 9:00 AM, has the three teams Toon Link and Jigglypuff, Donkey and Diddy & Falcon and Ganondorf!"
The final departure group, leaving an hour and a half after the first at 9:30 AM, has the teams Link and Yoshi & Samus and Falco!"
Marth and Ike
Kirby and King Dedede
Pit and Wolf
1st to Depart; 8:00 AM
The three leading teams sprinted out one after the other.
"Make your way to…" read Ike.
"The nearby coffee shop…" continued Wolf.
"…And find the owner of the shop!" finished Kirby.
"Let's go!" said Marth, Pit and King Dedede.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 1st Place
"Quickly, we're leaving the other two teams!" said Marth.
"Yes, first place for us!" cackled Ike, jogging.
"There it is, it really was close by," said Marth.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 2nd Place
"The competition is slowly disappearing," smirked Wolf. "Now we just have these last two teams to beat."
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 3rd Place
"Just follow the other two teams, they're heading to the same place we're going," said Kirby lazily.
The Daily Coffee
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
Marth accepted their next clue.
"Roadblock!" read Marth. "Who wants to make some coffee?"
"Roadblock!" said Koopa. "A Roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"
"In this Roadblock, one person must go to the back of the shop and make some coffee! First, the person must crush three cup's worth of coffee! Once they have done that, they will get their coffee beans made into four espressos, where they then must drink their coffee!"
"Awesome, let me do it man!" said Marth excitedly. "I used to work at a coffee shop!"
"How convenient," laughed Ike.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"Roadblock?" said Kirby quizzically.
"I'll do it," decreed Dedede as he walked up to the coffee making equipment. "I will land us back in the first group."
"Just don't screw this up, okay?" said Kirby aggressively.
Marth and Ike
"Hurry up, we've already been here for about, oh, 10 minutes and you're still fiddling around with this crap!" said Ike angrily.
Ike stared at the clock nearby, seeing that they had only been there at the shop for approximately 26 seconds.
…
Ike grunted.
King Dedede
On Roadblock
"Yes, yes, this goes here…that there…" said Dedede as he busily worked at an alarming rate.
"Whoa, Wolf hasn't even started yet!" said Kirby, delighted. "That's cool!"
"Quiet you," ordered King Dedede threateningly.
"Ha ha, I have free will, you can't silence me!" cackled Kirby, taunting the fat penguin, "I have rights!"
...
King Dedede inhaled Kirby.
Kirby sighed.
Pit
On Roadblock
"This must go there…" muttered Pit, getting familiar with the surroundings.
"Hurry, I see that it's already 8:22 AM!" warned Wolf. "This means eight minutes until the next three teams come out!"
"I know, I know!" replied Pit furiously, working faster. "I'm trying, okay?!"
Roy and Snake
Ness and Pikachu
Mewtwo and Lucario
2nd to Depart; 8:30 AM
"We're out!" said Roy, running ahead of the group of five.
Mewtwo teleported ahead.
"That's no fair!" protested Ness.
"Too bad!" smirked Mewtwo, as Lucario tripped Ness to the ground.
"Ha ha!" the brothers laughed evilly as they placed fourth.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"Mosey over to the coffee shop!" said Lucario brightly as he jogged along the marked path.
"We have to get there first!" whined Mewtwo as they ran.
"No we don't!" said Lucario angrily. "You don't make the calls! I make the calls!"
...
"Hello?" said Lucario into the phone of the telephone booth.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"Hurry! Hurry! We can't waste time! Time is precious! Like you are to me!" said Snake angrily as he ran.
"Awww," said Roy, touched deeply, "How sweet!"
"Not as sweet as…as…candy!" said Snake angrily.
"How is that even relevant to this?" asked Roy confused.
"How are you relevant…to my life?" asked Snake angrily.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Oh no, the last team out... once again." Lamented Ness.
"Say, why do you always carry that backpack?" asked Pikachu.
"Well…" said Ness, "I use it for lots of things."
He pulled out random things.
"You have a wrench, Nintendo power magazines, an apple and…a laptop?!" asked Pikachu. "I thought no laptops were allow-"
"Shh!" said Ness. "Quiet!"
Kirby and King Dedede
Completed Roadblock
"Okay we're done!" said Kirby as he looked at the next clue. "Go and get on one of three ferry's, which will take you to Pinna Park!"
"Teams must now get on one of five ferries, which will be taking them to Pinna Park Island, a tiny island nearby the main Island, Delfino Island!" said Koopa. "The five ferries depart at 5:20, 5:35, 5:50, 6:05 and 6:20 PM!"
"We're in first place now!" laughed Kirby, leaving the other two teams behind. "See you later, suckers!"
"Can we stop at McDonald's on the way there?" asked King Dedede hopefully.
"Yeah, okay, I'm hungry too…" lamented Kirby, pulling into McDonald's which was 10 yards away from the ferries that they needed to board.
Pit and Wolf
On the 5:20 PM Ferry
"We killed it at the roadblock! And now we're on the first ferry!" explained Pit, boarding the first ferry. "All that's left to beat is just this one other team that makes it on this ferry!"
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Ha ha, we finished before the brats," laughed Lucario confidently, gulping the coffee down in an instant.
"Go and get on one of three ferries to depart for Pinna Park," read Lucario as he headed for their taxi.
"Why do you always read the clue aloud?" asked Mewtwo angrily.
"Because you can't read," laughed Lucario loudly.
"Oh... well... that does make sense, I guess..." shrugged Mewtwo.
They boarded the first ferry with the band musicians.
Marth and Ike
On the 5:20 PM Ferry
"Where'd Kirby and King Dedede go?" asked Marth suspiciously.
"Uhh... maybe they died." Suggested Ike, checking them in on the first ferry.
"Oh well, we got here first again," said Marth happily. "We're the best team around!"
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"We're in fourth, and we're gonna be on the second ferry. Dang, I shouldn't have taken so long," muttered Ness as he jumped inside the taxi with Pikachu.
"Oh no, I think another team is coming outside!" panicked Pikachu.
"Drive to those ferries ahead!" ordered Ness to the taxi driver.
Docks
8:56 AM
Mewtwo and Lucario
On the 5:35 PM ferry
"We're the third ones here, so unfortunately we've been knocked out of the top group," explained Mewtwo.
"Nobody asked you to speak," said Lucario angrily, tugging on Mewtwo's leash.
Kirby and King Dedede
On the 5:35 PM Ferry
"We made it," said Kirby under a mouthful of fries.
They had shoved Ness and Pikachu out of the way and had by a slim margin, and made it onto the first ferry.
"We only took like, twelve minutes," laughed King Dedede comically.
"Let's make a musical on this, kiddies!" said Kirby like he was barney the dinosaur or something.
Everyone started to boycott their scenes to retain their selves.
Ness and Pikachu
On the 5:50 PM Ferry
"The ferries are like only fifteen minutes apart, so we'll catch up," said Ness smugly as he drew his card.
"We need to stay ahead like this, and we may be top five material!" said Pikachu.
"Yeah, yeah we should…" agreed Ness.
"Uh, I'm over here," said the cameraman.
"I'm talking to Pikachu, duh!" said Ness angrily. "…Not you!"
"Well maybe you need a therapist or something!" said the cameraman angrily.
"Well... well... oh yeah?" asked Ness in retort.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
DK and Diddy Kong
Falcon and Ganondorf
3rd to Depart; 9:00 AM
"We need to somehow thread our way in front of these guys," said Falcon, anxious.
Roy and Snake
On the 5:50 PM Ferry
"We're on the second ferry, and the first one has just departed for the amusement park…" explained Roy as he took a card for the second ferry.
"We're doing horrible," said Snake angrily, "We need to be on that first ferry, not back here!"
"Snake, you need to learn to expect less out of yourself," explained Roy fatherly, "We're not going to be in the first time departure every leg... it would be very hard!"
"That's terrible fatherly advice," said Snake angrily.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Hurry! We need to get to the ferries before the other teams can show up!" said Toon Link.
"But I am the slowest character!" cried Jigglypuff.
"Just float there!" explained Toon Link angrily.
"... ...Oh," said Jigglypuff.
She floated to the cards and got the last card for the second flight.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
On the 6:05 PM Ferry
"Whew, we're not in the last group..." said Toon Link, relieved.
"But the script says-"
"There is no script," explained Toon Link.
"Why didn't you tell me this before?!" cried Jigglypuff.
Link and Yoshi
Samus and Falco
Last to Depart; 9:30 AM
"We're first out of the back!" said Yoshi, chuckling heartily.
"The business cards we gave them distracted all of them!" said Link gleefully.
"Uh-oh, they're starting to head after us…" said Yoshi, alarmed.
They ran for the coffee shop.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 8th Place
"We're like in eighth place now," said Yoshi, "We had to bribe the coffee owner person to beat the roadblock, but whatever."
…
"Oh crap I shouldn't have said that!" cried Yoshi.
Link and Yoshi
On the 6:05 PM Ferry
"Quit skipping all our scenes!" said Link angrily, "We virtually get no airtime whatsoever!"
"That's actually a word?" asked Yoshi.
Link glared at Yoshi angrily.
"Oh, yeah. We deserve the most screen time," explained Yoshi.
"Yeah!" protested Link, "We're under strike! We refuse to do anything remotely interesting until you give us more screen tim-"
Samus and Falco
Currently in 9th Place
"Oh yes we bombed the task!" said Falco excitedly, "We're awesome at coffee making!"
"Yes, yes, and now we shall mosey to the docks and beat only two teams to the last ferry!" replied Samus in a poor british accent.
The cameraman got bored and decided to go to a different team.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 10th Place
"We are so awesome!" said Falcon. "We are easily the first place team of the whole pa-"
Samus and Falco
On the 6:20 PM Ferry
"Hooray for nonsense!" said Falco and Samus, "We're ninth place!"
…
"We suck," cried Samus.
Falcon and Ganondorf
On the 6:20 PM Ferry
"Yay we could get seventh if we tried hard enough when we make it to the island." said Ganondorf bored.
Donkey and Diddy
On the 6:20 PM Ferry
"Let's catch up, Diddy!" said DK.
"Yeah, and let's-"
"Shut up, I can't stand your squeaky voice!" seethed the cameraman. "And nobody even likes you!"
Diddy cried.
"Teams are now on one of five ferrys, which will head to the Pinna Park Island!" said Koopa. "Once there, teams must find their next clue at the entrance of the park!"
"On the first ferry which left at 12:00 PM and will arrive at Pinna Park at 5:20 PM, is teams Marth and Ike & Pit and Wolf!"
"On the second ferry which left at 12:15 PM and will arrive Pinna Park at 5:35 PM, is teams Mewtwo and Lucario & Kirby and King Dedede!"
"On the third ferry which left at 12:30 PM and arrives at Pinna Park at 5:50 PM, is teams Ness and Pikachu & Roy and Snake!"
"On the fourth ferry which left at 12:45 PM and arrives at Pinna Park at 6:05 PM contains teams Toon Link and Jigglypuff & Link and Yoshi!"
"On the last ferry which left at 1:00 PM and will arrive at Pinna Park at 6:20 PM, contains teams Samus and Falco, Falcon and Ganondorf & Donkey and Diddy!"
1st ferry
5:20 PM
"We're gonna win this leg easily," smirked Ike. "No doubt about it."
"We can beat these guys," laughed Marth, staring at Pit and Wolf, who were throwing small rodents into the community pool.
2nd Ferry
5:35 PM
"We've been knocked out of the top group," said Kirby angrily. "We didn't try hard enough."
"Don't worry Lucario, if we just excel at whatever the detour is going to be, we should be able to beat these guys." said Mewtwo to his partner.
3rd Ferry
5:50 PM
"I don't know how we managed to do it, but we're in the middle of the pack now," said Roy with a smirk.
4th Ferry
6:05 PM
"I can now count to three!" said Jigglypuff excitedly.
"We barely managed to snag this ferry time... now we just need to keep this lead over the last three teams," said Yoshi with relief.
Last Ferry
6:20 PM
Nothing interesting happened worth pointing out.
"Someone stole my bags!" said Samus, shocked.
Like I said, nothing interesting happened.
"…And all my team's money!" gasped Samus.
Now moving on.
1st Ferry
Arrived at: 5:20 PM
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 1st Place
"We're off the ferry first!" said Pit excitedly, ripping open the clue they had automatically found. "Make your way to the Yoshi-go-round, and find your next clue!"
"Teams must now go inside Pinna Park and find the Yoshi-go-round ride!" said Koopa Troopa. "Once there, teams must search for their next clue!"
"Okay, let's hurry and get first place for this leg," said Pit evilly.
"Whatever," shrugged Wolf, stealing candy from a nearby vendor as they ran inside the carnival.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"Oh no we're in second now!" said Ike angrily, running off the boat. "Hurry, Marth!"
Marth panted as he struggled to walk out of the boat, carrying all the bags including Ike's as well.
"Can't you help me with these bags?!" asked Marth pleadingly.
"No, I'm only moral support of the team," explained Ike. "I don't actually do anything."
"That's not helping!" cried Marth, being crushed by the weight from all the bags.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 1st Place
"Yes, we took first place!" announced Wolf excitedly, getting out the champagne.
"We're not quite there, just have to finish this next task," laughed Pit happily. "The clue is taped to this Yoshi statue on the Yoshi-go-round, help me get it off…"
Wolf got it out and read proudly, "Detour... Food... or Water!"
"Detour!" said Koopa Troopa, walking along the seashore of the Pinna Park Island, "A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its pros and cons!"
"In Food, teams must walk over to a table with various flavors of pies! Teams must then throw pies at the target... their partner! To receive their next clue, teams must throw pies at each other until they find one with red filling inside! This task may seem not very physical, however, there are piles upon piles of pies, so if teams don't find one of the correct red-filling pies right off the bat, they may be stuck there for quite a while!"
"In Water, teams must find a worker near the docks, who will then take them to some Motor boats, which they must ride on and perform tricks as they jump off the ramps on the sea! This task may seem a little more difficult and harder, but they only have to perform three tricks each!"
"Let's do Food!" said Wolf, "Throwing pies at each other sounds super easy!"
Wolf also added quietly, "…And I want to knock his lights out with one of those p-"
"What?" asked Pit, worried.
"Oh, nothing," laughed Wolf.
...
"...Ha, ha, ha..." laughed Wolf menacingly.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"We have to do water," said Ike, "I don't want to look like a freaking idiot, throwing pies..."
"I don't have a say in it?" asked Marth angrily.
"Okay, what do you want to do?" asked Ike angrily.
Marth opened his mouth to speak.
"That's enough out of you, water it is!" said Ike angrily.
2nd Ferry
Arrived at: 5:35 PM
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're back in action!" said King Dedede, following his teammate off the ferry.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"The two of us have some serious catching up to do..." said Mewtwo, jogging off the ferry with Lucario.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"We're doing Food," chuckled King Dedede, "One because we can just inhale them and spit them at each other, and two because we wanna hurt one another!"
"We both agree on this, too," nodded Kirby, laughing evilly at the thought of knocking King Dedede around with pies.
"Best detour ever..." laughed Kirby and King Dedede evilly at the same time, rubbing their hands together like an evil schemer would.
They quickly straightened up and composed themselves.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Now which one should we do?" asked Mewtwo. "I'm thinking the water task will be really easy with-"
"We're doing Food, then." said Lucario curtly.
"Are you going to let me finish my sentence?! I was going to say we should do Water because of our psychic powers, it will be super easy!"
Pit and Wolf
On Food
"Alright, let's start by methodically having both of us choose two pies, both from each end until we finally
Mewtwo and Lucario
On Food
"Okay, we're here, now let's wait for both of us to stock up on pies and then we'll-" said Mewtwo, but Lucario interrupted.
"Oh look, is that a mockingbird?" cackled Lucario evilly, lifting up a pie and smacking it in Mewtwo's face.
"Cheater!" sobbed Mewtwo, reaching for a pie.
Both were so busy chucking pies at one another, that they didn't realize that the one Lucario had first thrown was one with red-filling.
Kirby and King Dedede
On Food
"Take that!" yelled Kirby, chucking a pie at King Dedede.
King Dedede merely inhaled it, so it didn't splat on him.
Kirby grunted. "You're no fun…"
Marth and Ike
Tricks performed: 1/3
"I've already done one, how easy," chuckled Ike, pressing down on the speedboat's acceleration pedal and doing another trick on the ramp.
"Hurry man, I see the second ferry's here!" warned Marth to Ike.
Mewtwo and Lucario
On Food
"Take that, cheater!" screeched Mewtwo, chucking several pies all at Lucario.
"Whiny loser!" yelled Lucario, chucking several more pies at Mewtwo.
"Jerk!" hollered Mewtwo, jumping on top of Lucario, biting and kicking.
Everyone stared at them, covered in pie as they scratched and bit one another in a deathlock.
3rd Ferry
Arrived at: 5:50 PM
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"MOVE MOVE MOVE" said Snake, sprinting full speed off the boat.
"There's nobody behind us, we don't have to rush!" said Roy angrily, dragging his wheeled bags.
"You never know!" said Snake cautiously, "Danger is everywhere!"
There was nothing dangerous about the environment at all.
"Oh." Said Snake.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Geez, it's still the first leg yet we've traveled so far," commented Pikachu as ran by Ness.
"Yeah, man, we've been racing for... 31 hours now." Explained Ness, glancing at his watch which had only just now been mentioned, "Wow, and still the first leg. This race is amazing!"
"Okay, I can see the two other teams in our group just barely ahead!" said Pikachu, dashing towards them.
Kirby and King Dedede
On Food
King Dedede inhaled about fifteen pies and spouted them all at Kirby, making him completely pie-covered.
"Auuggh!" cried Kirby, wiping the pies from his eyes.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"We're here, and we pick to do Water," said Snake, "I can easily perform death-defying stunts with my eyes closed!"
…
"Because, they're not really death-defying stunts when you have your eyes open…" explained Snake sheepishly.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Let's do Food," lamented Ness, "On this race we're supposed to have fun, and Food sounds way more fun."
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
"Oh no, I can't find a taxi!" gasped Jigglypuff.
"Maybe because we're on an island a mile-long in diameter!" said Toon Link angrily.
Ness and Pikachu
On Food
"Ha ha, I was right, this is fun!" laughed Ness chucking another pie at Pikachu.
"Hee hee, taste this!" chuckled Pikachu, aiming another pie at Ness.
In everyone else's imagination that was observing from a distance, all they saw was a deluded boy throwing pies at a stuffed animal.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"We're throwing pies…" sang King Dedede as he tossed a pie over at Kirby, getting a direct hit.
Kirby glanced at the red-filling dripping down his face.
"Hey, hey we finished the task!" said Kirby excitedly, running towards the guy with their next clue.
"Make your way to the top of the tallest tower on the island," read Kirby as King Dedede, sucked all the pie off of Kirby in a comical fashion.
"Teams must now travel up a tower and find their next clue at the top!" said Koopa Troopa. "Once teams do that, they will find their next clue!"
"Come on, we're in dead first!" said Kirby enthusiastically, running along towards the amazing race markers pointing to the tower.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 2nd Place
"...To the tallest tower on the island." Finished Marth. "Come on, we're probably in first place right now! We're almost to the end!"
"Ah yeah, I can smell the mat already," said Ike chuckling.
...
"...What?!" asked Marth.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Hey! Hey!" yelled a man, breaking the two twin brothers apart, "You're done! You've been done with the task for ten minutes now!"
"…Oh," said Lucario. "That sucks."
"Just take this and get the hello kitty out of my park!" said the manager angrily.
"Oops?" laughed Mewtwo nervously.
"Climb the tallest tower in the park for your next clue," read Lucario.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 4th Place
"Make your way to the top of the tallest tower on the island." read Wolf, behind him Pit was wiping the pie filth off himself.
"How the hell do you have such a good throwing arm?" inquired Pit, noticing the black eye he received
4th Ferry
Arrived at: 6:05 PM
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"We need to have different methods…" said Toon Link sadly, "We're always too slow everywhere."
"I'll get a taxi and you get the next clue!" suggested Jigglypuff.
"A really good one…" said Toon Link, not paying attention to what Jigglypuff had said.
"I said…I will get a taxi and you find the next clue!" said Jigglypuff angrily.
"Like…a strategic one to save time…" said Toon Link thoughtfully.
"Like maybe what I just said?" asked Jigglypuff furiously.
"I know! I will get a taxi and you find the next clue!" said Toon Link.
"That's what I said!" said Jigglypuff. "And it's not right to steal people's ideas…"
"Actually, the last few times I thought of some great ideas, you would say you thought of them…" reminisced Toon Link.
"Stop living in the past!" spouted Jigglypuff, puffing up in anger as she went to go find a taxi.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 8th Place
"We're in eighth place now, rock on!" cheered Yoshi.
"We have to find the Yoshi-go-round ride and there will be our next clue!" explained Link. "I think it could be this way!"
Roy and Snake
Tricks performed: 2/3
"Ha ha, this is so easy!" laughed Snake, expertly performing every trick.
Roy nervously watched, afraid to do the tricks.
"We need to hurry, I think we're almost at the top of the pack," trembled Roy in fear.
Ness and Pikachu
On Food
"Yes, this task is awesome!" laughed Ness, having the time of his life.
"We're having soo much fun right now!" giggled Pikachu, tossing a pie.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Detour, Food or water?" read Jigglypuff.
"I say Food," said Jigglypuff.
"I say water." Lamented Toon Link. "Let's flip a coin."
Jigglypuff took out a coin and painted heads on both sides.
"I call heads!" she cackled evilly.
Some penny pincher person appeared out of nowhere and snatched the coin.
"Curses," said Jigglypuff angrily. "You win this time, Toon Link..."
Last Ferry
Arrived at: 6:20 PM
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
Currently in 9th Place
"We're ninth right now uncle, if we can just edge out these last two teams behind us…" said Diddy Kong desperately.
"Find the Yoshi-go-round! Now!" yelled DK in pure panic.
"It's a race to see who can find that ride thing first!" said Diddy Kong.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 10th Place
"Man, this really sucks bro, we're in tenth right now." said Ganondorf angrily, "Let's show them we can still be the best from the bottom of the pack!"
"Yeah!" cheered Falcon, punching the nearby brick wall and immediately regretting it.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"We just need to beat one team at the detour, and then we'll be okay," said Falco.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
"Just float to the top, and we'll stay in first place!" laughed Kirby, "And hurry, I already see two other teams running towards this same tower!"
"Okay," said King Dedede, smiling dumbly as he floated up.
Pit and Wolf
Band Musicians
"There's the tower. Looks like we have to climb," observed Wolf.
"Well what should we do?" asked Pit, subconsciously fluttering his wings. "It's not like one of us has the ability to fly or somethi-"
Wolf pointed to his teammate's shedding wings.
"Right..." said Pit, taking off towards the tower.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Whoa bro, look, two teams ahead!" cried out Lucario, "Use your teleporting powers to get the clue first!"
"I don't think I'll be able to do it in time," said Mewtwo desperately, "the puffball rivals are almost at the top!"
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"Wait! I'm pretty sure we left one of the clues back at the speedboat docks!" said Marth in shock.
"DAMN YOUR IGNORANCE, Marth!" screamed Ike, side kicking his partner and running back to the boats.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"You must now climb the tallest tower in the park for your next clue," read Snake.
Roy was shivering from the water.
"Oh come on, don't be such a baby, dad," laughed Snake, "A little wetness won't kill you!"
It did.
"Oh, well... uh... well…" said Snake nervously.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Dude, let's just go ahead and follow another team," said Ness tiredly. "I'm too tired for anything right now."
"Okay. Don't you think we should read the clue, though?" asked Pikachu.
"Nah, we can just ask another team for what's next!" said Ness.
"Judging by the looks of things, I'd say we're fifth place right now," explained Pikachu.
"That's good enough, for the first leg." said Ness, knowing the pit stop was near.
"Come on, slowpoke!" laughed Ness playfully, running ahead of Pikachu.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
On Water
"This task looks a little too hard," said Toon Link.
"Yeah," lamented Jigglypuff, "Let's quit this one and do the other one."
Donkey and Diddy
Entrepreneurs
"Search, Diddy, search! We could be in seventh if we hurry through this part fast enough!" said DK hurriedly, looking for the Yoshi-go-round.
"Everyone else on our ferry is already here and searching as well," said Diddy Kong dryly.
"Man, this is like a five-way battle on this detour!" said DK.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Fraternity Brothers
"Yo, let's ally with them apes, that will help us for now," explained Ganondorf.
"Yeah, we'll need them, four helping hands is better than none," laughed Falcon evilly.
…
"I mean two," said Falcon quickly.
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"Everyone is looking, too," said Samus. "We need to stick close in case of a footrace that may happen."
"Yeah, I know this is about to happen," said Falco. "Just wait for someone to spot it, and then…"
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"Man, we just aren't cut out for this type of stuff…" panted Link, crawling around the park in search for the next clue.
"Just look for a ride that has things like me as the ride!" explained Yoshi desperately.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 1st Place
Kirby floated up right next to the clue box and took the clue.
"You must now make your way back to the main island and go to Sirenna Beach, the pit stop!" read Kirby dramatically.
"Teams must now make their way over the sea and back into the main island to the Sirenna Beach Hotel, the first of eleven pit stops in this race around the world!" said Koopa Troopa. "Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive, will be eliminated."
"You must take one of eleven motorboats, and go to the north of here, where the hotel awaits!" read Kirby. "Hurry Dedede, we have to be first this time!"
Mewtwo appeared from nowhere and ripped open the clue. He read it, and teleported back to Lucario.
"Pit stop," said Mewtwo simply.
Pit and Wolf
Currently in 3rd Place
The angel reached the top of the tower, snatched the clue and ripped it open before flying back down to his team mate.
"We're right on their heels! Just need to keep on them until the pit stop!" said Pit.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 4th Place
"Damn puffballs and angels, and psychics, damn them and their cheating…" puffed Ike as he scaled the mountain.
"This sucks, I wish we had super powers like those others teams or something…" whined Marth.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"Looks like we have to climb this!" explained Snake. "Let's start climbing!"
"Okay, but two teams have started their way to the pit stop!" explained Roy, "We must hurry so we can catch up!"
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"There's another team over there, starting to climb that huge tower!" said Ness surprised. "Let's do what they did!"
"Okay," agreed Pikachu.
Marth and Ike
"We're almost there!" said Marth overenthusiastically.
"Yeah!" cheered Ike. "Rock on!"
Roy and Snake
"Snake's climbing ahead... I'll just slow down... It's not like anyone's coming..." muttered Roy to himself. "No wait... I can see someone, I guess I better move faster."
Ness and Pikachu
"Wow... this is pretty big..." said Ness, in awe. "Well, let's start climbing so we can get in the top four!"
"Yeah..." sighed Pikachu, a little afraid. "I see everyone from the last ferry is looking for the detour clue, which is gonna probably buy us like a lot of time..."
"Let's start climbing," suggested Ness, already a foot up the climb.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"We're headed for the other task of the detour... it's called Food..." said Toon Link, running ahead of the slower Jigglypuff.
"I can see the last ferry teams! They're looking for the detour clue!" said Jigglypuff frantically.
"Oh no, we're probably only a few minutes ahead of them!" cried out Toon Link, sprinting his hardest to the Food area of the detour.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Donkey and Diddy
"Whoa…whoa whoa whoa whoa!" said Falcon excitedly, spotting the Yoshi-go-round ride and sprinting towards it.
Diddy Kong sped after him, and nobody else had noticed their excitement yet.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 10th Place
"I don't see anything nearby, Sammie..." said Falco nervously. "Where did the other teams go?"
"No idea." admitted Samus, rummaging through a nearby garbage can.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in Last Place
"Hey, where are those teams going?" asked Link, pointing at DK and Falcon's teams.
"Probably to get food," suggested Yoshi.
"Yeah," agreed Link.
Donkey and Diddy
Currently in 8th Place
"Detour, Food or water?" read DK. "Food, way easier."
"Yes, we'll probably get seventh this leg!" said Diddy Kong over excitedly.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 9th Place
"Yes, we're like ahead of the whole last ferry basically." said Ganondorf, ripping the clue open. "Detour, Food or Water?"
"Water man, definitely," said Falcon smugly. "Because it's more AWESOME!"
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"There!" screamed Kirby, pointing to the Motorboats tied to the dock, "Jump in those!"
King Dedede hopped on one, making it sink deeper into the water a bit.
Kirby chuckled at the fat penguin's plight.
"Don't say anything, just come on," threatened the penguin, holding up his huge mallet.
"I get it." Replied Kirby as he tried to rev up the engine.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Brother, come look!" said Mewtwo, jumping excitedly, "The boats, the boats!"
"Quiet you moron, don't let the puffballs know where they are!" hissed Lucario, hitting his little brother for his stupidity.
"Ha ha, you're the stupid one!" laughed Mewtwo, "They're already here!"
Mewtwo, like a spoiled brat would, poked his tongue out at his older brother at his error.
"Then run you idiot!" screamed Lucario, running like a maniac after the puffballs in the boats.
Pit and Wolf
Band Musicians
"We're supposed to be looking for the northern dock... where's the boats?" asked Pit frantically, tugging on Wolf's sleeve as he was scanning the nearby area.
"Down there, I can see two other teams already in their boats!" said Wolf, pointing straight ahead.
They jumped off from the top of the carousel, with Wolf landing in the trash can below and Pit landing on his face.
Marth and Ike
Currently in 4th Place
"Make your way to the pit stop on the main island," read Marth. "...Sirenna Beach Hotel!"
"We have to use those ranks of motorboats where the psychics and puffballs are at!" yelled Ike, jumping down the huge slide.
"WHEEE!1" said Ike childishly.
When they reached land, Ike cried. "I wanna go again! Please!" he cried.
"But... we're in a race..." said Marth, confused at Ike's OOCness.
"That's right, so quit stalling!" snarled Ike, having a mood swing.
"O... kay..." said Marth, running to the boats.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 5th Place
"Go faster…" wheezed Roy. "…The kids are…here Snake…they're below me…"
Snake pushed himself onto the top of the tower, panted for thirty seconds and ripped open the clue.
"Pit stop!" yelled Snake dramatically, helping Roy up.
They hopped down the slide Marth and Ike went on.
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Man…we're still climbing this thing…" coughed Ness, slowly getting higher and higher.
"Okay, nobody has reached the bottom of the tower…" explained Pikachu happily. "We're way ahead of lots of teams!"
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
On Food
Jigglypuff threw a pie directly at Toon Link's face.
"Heh, this task's more fun!" giggled Jigglypuff.
Toon Link splatted her with a pie.
"No it's not!" cried Jigglypuff, running away.
Samus and Falco
Currently in 10th Place
"Wait…there's the Yoshi-go-round!" screamed Fox excitedly, pointing where DK and Diddy, and Falcon and Ganondorf were.
Wolf shushed Fox, but too late. Link and Yoshi saw, and a footrace began.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"Dude, hurry up with that engine," said Kirby furiously, "Another team is already in their boat, and two others are hurrying this way!"
"I'm trying, Kirbs…" said King Dedede angrily, trying to start the engine.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Twin Brothers
"Hurry! Hurry!" screamed Mewtwo, shaking Lucario, "Two more teams coming!"
"I know!" yelled Lucario back, punching Mewtwo.
Pit and Wolf
Band Musicians
The two filthy-looking musicians jumped into the nearest boat and with no difficulty started the engine and took off.
Marth and Ike
Anger Management
"Great, now the band musicians got away!" yelled Marth angrily.
"Run faster!" screamed Ike.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Okay, pit stop!" yelled Ness as he held Pikachu's arm and went down the huge slide.
They landed in the muddy puddle below, and ran towards the other four teams, at the boats.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"We've finished the detour!" said Jigglypuff, hyperventilating from the excitement.
"Don't die on me now!" cried Toon Link, shaking her.
Falcon and Ganondorf
tricks performed: 0/3
"Whoa man," laughed Falcon drunkenly, "This task looks freaking awesome!"
"Yeah, we picked the awesome one," chuckled Ganondorf, stumbling to his trick boat.
Donkey and Diddy
On Food
"Toss a pie at me, Diddy!" explained DK, "You have to hit my face!"
"Okay," chuckled Diddy Kong, tossing a pie straight up in the air.
…
It fell on Diddy Kong's head.
He cried.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"Detour! Food or…" said Yoshi.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"…uh…Food or…" said Falco.
"That's Water, Falco." Said Samus.
"I can't read, okay!?" cried Falco.
Pinna Park Northern Docks
6:55 PM
A shot of the sun reaching the middle of the sky.
Kirby and King Dedede
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're off!" shouted Kirby excitedly.
Their motorboat zoomed off, followed by team Mewtwo and Lucario.
Roy and Snake
Currently in 4th Place
"Can't you get our boat started, son?" asked Roy worriedly. "…The others are going to the pit stop!"
"Don't worry," laughed Snake, "They won't get far!"
"What did you do?!" asked Roy, horrified.
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Oh my gosh, the father and son's boat isn't working!" said Ness happily, their boat working normally.
They zoomed past Roy and Snake, who watched the friends depart, angrily.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 6th Place
"We have to find the tallest building…" said Jigglypuff, looking around.
"Wow, this race is so fun!" said Toon Link.
Falcon and Ganondorf
tricks performed: 2/3
"This is awesome, man…" laughed Falcon as he watched Ganondorf perform his third and final trick perfectly.
"My turn!" screamed Captain Falcon girlishly.
Donkey and Diddy
On Food
"Yes!" cheered Diddy Kong, smacking a pie in DK's face. "Taste that!"
DK tossed a pie at him, getting him as well.
"This is fun!" said DK.
Sirenna Beach Hotel
Pit Stop: 7:04 PM
Pit and Wolf jumped off the boat, which was now almost entirely demolished, and trekked inside the hotel.
With no problem they strolled onto the pit stop, where Koopa and some random Pianta awaited them.
"Pit and Wolf, you are team number one!" said Koopa with enthusiasm. "How do you guys feel landing in first place right from the start?"
"It's pretty awesome!" said Pit, after high-fiving his team mate. "We think the other teams seriously underestimated us and just thought we were a couple of junkies with no motivation."
"We might have won the leg, but now teams are going to know what to expect from us. It's only going to get much harder from here," said Wolf.
"You two seem like you'd really do anything to win the million, wouldn't you?" laughed Koopa. Pit nodded in agreement.
"Of course we would! That's what we have that the other teams don't... we're willing to do anything it takes, and that includes possibly getting down and dirty."
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"Where the heck is that pie stand?" asked Link in frustration.
"A customer!" said Yoshi happily, walking up to a man, "Need some lawyers? Here we are, at your service!"
"Uhh…I don't need a lawyer…" said the man.
"Yes you do!" said Yoshi, lying. "I am very well-known! And-"
"I said don't need one!" protested the man angrily.
"Sir, would I ever lie to you?" lied Yoshi.
Sirenna Beach
7:20 PM
The three leading teams had landed on the shore and were running towards the hotel.
Mewtwo and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Hurry! Hurry!" screamed Mewtwo, right behind his older brother.
"This is so freaking close!" cried out Lucario.
Kirby and King Dedede
Mortal Enemies
"Run, you fat ass!" yelled Kirby. "You're so slow!"
King Dedede was lagging behind everyone, taking up the end of the footrace.
Pit Stop
7:20 PM
Kirby, followed by Mewtwo, Lucario and King Dedede, darted into the hotel's main room.
King Dedede knocked Mewtwo out of the way with his trusty hammer.
Mewtwo psychokinetically ripped the hammer in half, and tossed it at Kirby, slowing the puffball down.
King Dedede tripped purposefully and whammed into Lucario, careening the jackal far off course.
Kirby dashed up the stairs and spotted the mat. He ran onto it, smiling proudly.
"Hurry, Dedede!" called out Kirby, "I've made it!"
Mewtwo teleported onto the mat, fuming with frustration as he watched the other two continue to fight.
Lucario used his Force Palm to knock King Dedede back, who threw what remained of his hammer in time to keep Lucario from landing on the mat.
Mewtwo teleported off the mat and appeared next to his brother, in an attempt to grab his brother and transport him to the mat. King Dedede used his Jet Hammer and sent both of them sailing across the room, before hopping onto the mat.
"Team Kirby and King Dedede, you're team... number two!" said Koopa.
The two mortal enemies looked at each other with confusion.
"How did we get second? And to whom?" asked Kirby angrily.
"Team Mewtwo and Lucario, you're team number three." continued Koopa, ignoring the puffball.
"I'm disappointed with our performance today. We could have done better," admitted Mewtwo with exasperation.
Roy and Snake appeared from behind, and stepped onto the mat as they dropped their packs.
"Give us some good news, Koopa!" said Roy with enthusiasm.
"Roy and Snake... you are... team number four!" said Koopa Troopa.
"What... we're in fourth place?" said the elder in shock. "We thought for sure we stuffed up real bad at the detour and placed a lot lower than that..."
The two hugged each other out of excitement, before hugging Koopa without warning.
"It's such a great feeling to be in the front after spending much of the beginning of the leg in the back..." said Snake.
Pinna Park Island
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Okay, We're headed for the pit stop!" said Jigglypuff dramatically.
"Yes, let's go down this slide now!" said Toon Link.
"Can you help us find the slide?" asked Jigglypuff, to the screen, and she was freaking right next to it.
"Click, on the blue slide!" said Toon Link.
"This isn't Dora the explorer!" said the cameraman angrily.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 8th Place
"We finished the task, man!" said Falcon excitedly, "And I can see the apes coming with us!"
"Can we join you guys?" asked DK sheepishly, walking up.
"Sure bro, we'll help each other!" said Ganondorf, suave.
"Awesome!" said Diddy Kong, "We'll be buds!"
Sirenna Beach Hotel
Pit Stop
"Ness and Pikachu!" said Koopa dramatically.
Ness and Pikachu beamed with delight.
"...You are the fifth team to arrive..." said Koopa "...However, you had quit the detour, which you never finished!" explained Koopa, "You must go back and finish it before I can check you in!"
"Oh no!" gasped Ness, "We'll fall behind!"
"Come on, let's go back," said Pikachu nervously.
"Let's just hurry and finish this…" sighed Ness, angry with himself.
Pinna Park Island
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"Where the bloody heel are the boats?!" asked Jigglypuff comically.
Canned laughter.
"Oh no, we're apparently stranded here!" said Toon Link, faking a gasp.
"Oooh yeaah," said Jigglypuff, sizing Toon Link up. In a family friendly kind of way.
Canned laughter.
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Let's hurry and end this leg…We're falling behind already…" said Ness angrily as their boat sped back to Pinna park Island, with a team near the boats.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Donkey and Diddy
Tied for 8th Place
"Okay, I can tell we're tied for eighth now!" said Diddy Kong cheerfully, running ahead of the two other teams.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Middle School Students
"We're horrible!" screamed Toon Link, because they didn't find the motorboats, "And we'll never be able to race again!"
"There there," said Jigglypuff comfortingly, "I'm sure I'll be in another Season..."
"...And?" asked Toon Link angrily.
"And what?" said Jigglypuff angrily.
"What about me?" asked Toon Link. "Am I gonna be in another season?"
...
"Uh..." said Jigglypuff. "Uh, there there, I'm sure I'll be in another season..."
Link and Yoshi
On Food
"Why don't we have enough pies?" asked Link angrily.
"You sold them all," said Yoshi simply.
...
"Did you try to stop me?" asked Link.
"Yes," said Yoshi angrily.
"Oh." Said Link.
...
Samus and Falco
tricks performed: 1/3
"Dude…this is going to slow…" said Samus angrily, "I really just want to hurry up and get eliminated…"
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Okay, here's the detour," said Ness, running towards the table with pies. They saw Link and Yoshi there.
Selling pies.
...For money.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Currently in 7th Place
"The boats!" said Jigglypuff and Toon Link dramatically, hopping inside and driving off simultaneously.
"Awesome!" said Toon Link and Jigglypuff.
Link and Yoshi
On Food
People were waiting in line to buy pie from Link and Yoshi.
"Do you think we should start throwing the pies at one another?" asked Yoshi.
"Naah, this is a big racket we have here! We'll start throwing pies in an hour or so!" explained Link.
"Oh." said Yoshi.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Donkey and Diddy
"Here, Diddy climbs up and gets two clues for both our teams!" said DK.
"Yes! Okay!" said Diddy, scampering up to the top of the tower.
Samus and Falco
tricks performed: 2/3
"One more trick and we shall be done!" said Samus.
Sirenna Beach Hotel
Pit Stop
"Marth and Ike, you're team number five! Congratulations, you two are still in the race!" said Koopa, clapping. "You've outdone yourselves! Somehow, against all odds you two have managed to stay in this race! Well done! I can't believe it!"
Marth and Ike stared blankly at the host.
"Really, it's amazing! This must be why they call it the smashy amazing race! Unbelievable!" Koopa continued to clap, the veins in his forehead showing.
"Um... are you alright, Koopa?" asked Marth.
"Just fine! Totally fine!" laughed Koopa, running offstage.
Link and Yoshi
On Food
"Okay, now we'll do the task," explained Link, sluggishly moving, being weighed down from all the money they gained from their pie-selling.
"Man, let's donate some of the money," explained Yoshi.
"Yeah!" they cheered, throwing tons of money at some charity gig.
Pinna Park Island
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Come on…" said Ness angrily, throwing pie after pie at Pikachu in high hopes.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"Throw the pies!" said Link, getting nailed with three different pies at the same time.
"Wohoo!" said Yoshi and Link. "Awesome!"
Falcon and Ganondorf
DK and Diddy Kong
Tied for 7th Place
"Make your way to…pit stop!1" said Ganondorf dramatically.
"Yeah!" said the three other racers happily.
Toon Link and Jigglypuff
Arrived 5th Place
"Team Toon Link and Jigglypuff, you are team number six!" said Koopa.
"What was your favorite part on the race?" asked Jigglypuff to the screen.
She paused for ten seconds. There was complete silence.
"…How convenient, that was my favorite part, too!" she said cheerfully.
Falcon and Ganondorf
Currently in 7th Place
"Okay, there's the boats!" said Ganondorf. "TO THE FRAT-MOBILE!"
They ran up to a crudely done boat, with the words 'Frat Mobyl' written on the side. In sharpie.
"Awesome!" they whooped, jumping in the boat. "To the pit stop!"
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
Currently in 8th Place
"How come we don't have boat called a frat mobile, huh?" cried Diddy Kong, at DK, "Why not? I wanna boat called the frat mobile too!"
Ness and Pikachu
Completed Detour
"Okay, now we can check in at the pit stop!" said Ness, smiling as he followed teams DK and Diddy and the frat boys.
"We did good!" said Pikachu satisfied.
Link and Yoshi
Currently in 10th Place
"Come on, Yoshi, let's climb this freaking tower and stay in the race!" said Link angrily, climbing like a madman.
"We can't be first eliminees!" cried out Yoshi.
"Well, I'll see to that!" cackled Link evilly.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"Chase after those Lawyers, Samus!" said Falco angrily, "We can't lose the first leg, we would look so stupid!"
"This is not gonna be the end for us!" replied Samus angrily, chucking a grenade at the Lawyers.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"OH NO GRENADE ATTACK" said Link and Yoshi at the same time.
They attacked the grenade with their lawyer suitcases.
"NUUUEZ MY WEAKNESS" cried the grenade, the suitcases being super effective.
It exploded, killing them instantly.
"That's strange... I thought for sure that suitcases were super effective..." mused Link.
Sirenna Beach Hotel
Pit Stop: 8:22 PM
Falcon and Ganondorf
Fraternity Brothers
They located the mat and landed on it.
"Team Captain Falcon and Ganondorf," said Koopa, "You are team number seven!"
"Awesome!" cheered the frats.
"What's our prize?" asked Falcon.
"Um... you came in seventh," said Koopa sheepishly.
"But seven is the lucky number!" protested Falcon.
Donkey and Diddy
Entrepreneurs
"We can't find the pit stop!" said DK frantically, looking around the Beach.
"Where's the hotel?!" asked Diddy. "How about we ask the local advice center?"
An advice center, which had not been there thirty minutes ago, was magically and clichéd-ly behind them.
"Okay!" said DK, running inside.
Link and Yoshi
"Get in the boats! Now!" said Link angrily, jumping inside a boat.
"Man, the flight attendants are in their boat too…" sighed Yoshi, frightened.
Samus and Falco
"Start our boat, this is coming down to a three-way footrace!" said Samus panicking.
"Augh, the kids are far ahead, we just have to edge out the lawyers and we'll be in," said Falco in panic.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 9th Place
"We've reached the land!" said Ness excitedly, jumping out the boat and running up to a bike shop.
"We're getting a tandem bike!" said Pikachu, following his team mate. "It'll be easier to get to places!"
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
"Where's the advice clerk?!" asked Diddy Kong in horror, looking around.
Link and Yoshi
Samus and Falco
"Land!" said everyone dramatically.
They began a footrace.
"Taxi!" yelled Yoshi quickly.
"Taxi!" screamed Samus angrily.
Ness and Pikachu
Currently in 9th Place
"Hurry I think we can still stay in!" said Pikachu inspirationally, pedaling in the chair ahead of Ness.
"This is so tight!" squealed Ness in terror, seeing Link and Yoshi's taxi drive behind them.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"We're stuck behind those stupid kids!" said Yoshi angrily. "We have to beat them in time!"
"And the flight attendants are strangely enough, right behind us!" said Link angrily.
Samus and Falco
Currently in Last Place
"Time for desperate measures," said Falco evilly.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
"We're looking for a Sirenna Beach Hotel!" said Diddy Kong.
"Actually, it's laughably enough, right behind you!" laughed the advice center worker.
"Thanks!" said the apes, running for the hotel.
Ness and Pikachu
Best Friends
"Let's follow the apes!" said Ness, pedaling harder on his bike.
"Come on, we can still stay in this race!" said Pikachu desperately.
"Yeah, this is pretty close…" muttered Ness to himself.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong
Arrived 8th Place
They ran onto the mat in time.
"Team Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, you are team number eight!" said Koopa. "You guys seem happy. Thought you would be last?"
"Well," puffed DK. "The bottom three teams were closing in behind us, and well, we went to get advice from a local, and we thought maybe the teams made it while we had gotten information..."
"Well, you're still in the race!" said Koopa Troopa.
Ness and Pikachu
...Best Friends?!
"Go man, go!" yelled Ness, chaining their bike down and running for the door to the hotel.
"They're coming out the door!" screamed Pikachu in horror at Link and Yoshi. Behind them was Samus and Falco, running by them.
Samus and Falco
Flight Attendants
"We can't lose now!" said Falco terrified, "I don't wanna go out!"
"Man oh man we're tenth," said Samus, breaking into tears.
Link and Yoshi
Lawyers
"There, take all our money," screamed Link, running after the two last teams.
"Ahhh, we're morons!" cried Yoshi, sobbing as he sprinted.
Pit Stop
Ness and Pikachu ran in, and darted up the stairs, because they knew where the pit stop already was.
Yoshi, being very fast and swift, ran up after them and knocked them down. He stepped onto the mat.
Samus and Falco knocked Link over and ran for the mat. Samus was yanked down by Link, who both began a fistfight.
Ness stepped onto the mat. He yelled for Pikachu to come.
"Ha ha," laughed Falco, "That kid really thinks that stuffed animal is gonna land on that map and-"
Pikachu, the inanimate object was on the mat, and had received no help from Ness.
...
Falco grunted angrily.
"Run, Link! You two are the last teams!" yelled Yoshi, throwing money to distract Samus and Falco.
It ended up distracting only Link.
"LINK!1" said Yoshi desperately.
"Okay, okay," said Link, slowed down by the money.
Samus kicked Link away, and followed Falco, who was running for the mat.
Falco jumped onto the mat.
Link stabbed Samus in her eyes, blinding her.
Link ran for the mat.
Samus picked up a conveniently placed cane for the blind and started making her way towards the pit stop.
Samus was accidentally hitting Link with the cane, hurting him badly.
Samus tripped on Link, in her confusion of being blind.
Both landed on the mat, but because Samus fell on top of Link, her team got last.
"Team Ness and Pikachu, you're team number nine!" said Koopa. "You made it!"
"We did it," said Ness, relieved.
"Link and Yoshi you're team number ten," said Koopa, "And Samus and Falco, you are unfortunately the last team to arrive. And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated from the race!"
"Well," said Falco, "We had fun."
"Wait... what about Olimar and Mr. Resetti?!" said Samus angrily. "How did they not get last place? Those two didn't even finish the roadblo-"
Finish Times:
Pit and Wolf: 7:05 PM
Kirby and King Dedede: 7:24 PM
Mewtwo and Lucario: 7:25 PM
Roy and Snake: 7:30 PM
Marth and Ike: 7:58 PM
Toon Link and Jigglypuff: 8:01 PM
Falcon and Ganondorf: 8:22 PM
Donkey and Diddy: 8:34 PM
Ness and Pikachu: 9:08 PM
Link and Yoshi: 9:09 PM
Samus and Falco: 9:10 PM – Eliminated
Thanks to everybody who took the time to read the first chapter! Let me know what your favorite teams are, who you disliked, what could have been changed, the funniest part of the first chapter and the like!
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