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I was thinking about TDI when I noticed that some of them have speech problems. This story has nothing against anyone who has speech problems. TDI belongs to Teletoon, and I think Teletoon belongs to Canada, but how would I know, I'm not Canadian.

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SPEECH CLASS

The bus was moving along the bumpy, dirt road. Beth was asleep, Leshawna, Justin, and Ezekiel were crossing their arms angrily, Lindsay was wondering why she was going, Katie and Sadie sat screaming at a spider, and Izzy was crawling under the seats.

"I'm Canadian, I have a Canadian accent, why do I have too' go too' speech class when I speak perfectly fo'or a Canadian, eh!" Ezekiel ranted. Leshawna narrowed her eyes. "You think ya'll shouldn't be here, well I can't believe Chris made me go to /censored/ speech class! In the middle of the freakin' forest! 'It's in the fine print' he says, well I'll show him fine print."

The bus pulled to a stop and Sadie broke down the door to the bus running from the spider, Katie followed shortly. Izzy jumped out, picked up the nearest stick, and tried to "slay" the bus. Lindsay left with Leshawna, then Ezekiel got off the bus. When Justin got off Beth started shivering from the cold..

"Miss,...Miss! Stop whacking my bus with that unusually sharp stick!" The Bus driver shouted at Izzy. Izzy kept whacking the bus. " Miss, if I could run over a girl scout, I would not be afraid to run over you." He stated. "Go ahead, beast!" Izzy shouted. The driver revved the engine, then pushed on the pedal. Izzy jumped on the roof of the moving bus, and stabbed the roof, which just broke the stick.

The drive started driving around wildly, almost running over the campers. Beth, still asleep, hit the front window of the bus. She woke up on impact, and screamed. "Oh my goth! A thpider!" Oblivious to her surroundings. The spider jumped on the drivers face. He lost control and started heading for a tree. Beth jumped out and landed on Leshawna.

"Izzy kill!" Izzy screamed, then got hit in the face with a branch and fell off the bus. The bus hit the tree, and burst into flames. The driver managed to jump off the bus. Sadie and Katie, sad about not seeing the spider come out alive, started to tear. "Poor spider!"They shouted and hugged each other. The same spider came out of the bus, unnoticed by Katie and Sadie.

The spider jumped onto Katie's face. Katie stopped crying, and started screaming, which made Sadie scream. "Will ya'll stop screamin', you're assaulting my eardrums!" Leshawna shouted. Lindsay screamed, grabbed a nearby flat board, and hit Katie in the face. Katie fell unconscious on the ground. Then spider jumped onto Sadie's face.

Sadie screamed and ran, more afraid of Lindsay and the board. Lindsay chased her shouting. "Susan, wait! There is a spider on your face! Die spider! Die!" The campers watched, uncertain if to run, or hide. Ezekiel walked up to the building and knocked on the door. A middle aged woman wearing a white powdered wig, answered the door. "Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss." She said in a hiss.

"Uh, we're from Total Drama Island, eh." The moment Ezekiel said 'eh' the woman smacked him in the face with a purse. "Ow! What was that fo'or, eh!" She kept hitting him with the purse. Leshawna came and pulled the woman off of Ezekiel. " 'Eh', and 'fo'or, are not in this dictionary." The woman said.

Leshawna looked at the woman angrily. "What do you think ya'll doing. You do not smack this sexist, home schooled, prairie boy, toque wearing, jacket wearing, nose picking, strong in Canadian accent, white boy, boot wearing, pig.... What am I saying! Here, take him and smack the crap out of him."

"LINE UP!" She shouted. All the campers lined up. "Now, all of you are disgusting in your own way!" She looked at Ezekiel, hit him with her purse. "No hats!" She swiped his toque and threw it in a box. Ezekiel wanted to tell her "It's called a toque, eh," but decided to be silent.

She walked by Justin. "Dress propriety when in the presence of a lady!" She shouted, and smacked him. She went by Izzy. " You, miss, are a very disturbed child who belongs in a locked chest at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean! Never, crash a mobile vehicle into a tree!" She shouted, and smacked Izzy. Izzy narrowed her eyes and gritted her teeth.

The woman looked at Lindsay. "Take off that helper bra you little slut!" Lindsay's eyes watered. "I'm not wearing a helper bra." "Why, that's impossible, those breasts are the size of the whole dictionary, and might as well weigh the same!" She screamed. Lindsay began bawling.

She walked up to Sadie. "You belong in the zoo with other zebras, you obviously are one." Sadie hugged the unconscious Katie like a teddy bear.

She walked up to Beth. "You are not in scouts miss, if you were, I would make you sleep on the cold, hard ground! So if you don't want to do that, dress properly!" Beth hid her emotions and frowned. The woman then walked up to Leshawna. "You are not a gangster ready to pounce, are you?" Leshawna looked up at her. "I don't care about answering any of ya'll questions." The woman smacked Leshawna a couple times shouting. "Do not disrespect the likes of me!"

The woman walked away from the campers and over to the front door. "You are all to come in here. You do not speak unless I ask you to speak. You also call me ms. Lorkoxdoinsercvyierbul, or ma'am and miss. Now get your bum in here before I smack it down to hell!" They froze for a second, then all ran in.

When Ms. Lorkoxdoinsercvyierbul ( lets call her ma'am or miss) entered the room everyone got quit. "Now, I will allow you sick people to go look around the school.... GET OUT THERE OR YOU WILL GET TWENTY LASHES!" All the campers ran out and pretended to enjoy looking at things.

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So, how do you like it so far, I am going to add more soon, but I have to work on my other story. Please R&R!