Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man X and I do not own start wars or anything that has to do with Cindy Lauper end of story.

AN: Written by Silverstiger and Nemesis

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NOTE PLEASE READ:

Nemesis: Hello and welcome to my MMX fanfic. This time instead of droping ten IQ points, you'll lose whatever intelligence you have.

Zero: what's that supposed to mean?

X: we'll become as dumb as a box of rocks.

Zero: well that sucks. I'm suing!

Silverstiger: you can't sue us.

Zero: Why not?

Nemesis: Because we have the power of the writing. We can make you do what ever we want.

Zero: that's blackmail.

Nemesis: For one thing it happens, and another thing we could have put you through another life or death situation, be thankful.

Silverstiger: ok let's introduce our actors and their parts.

Nemesis: please note that this is a fanfic to make fun of the names and all that other crap.

Zero- 1,576

X- Y

Iris - Retina (AN: an Iris is the color part of you're eye and the Retina is the other part of the eye)

Alia- Alisha a.k.a. Alibi

Douglas - an innocent bystander

Signas- Signal

Sigma - some evil guy.

Silverstiger: the rest you can figure out for yourself.

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Y was walking up the steps of the maverick hunters base. He was supposed to be meeting his new commander, when he finally got to his destination he saw a guy...or girl standing next to signal.

Signal: Hello this is you're new partner.

New partner: Hello I'm 1,576 but you can just call me one.

Y: um... I'm y

One: Y?

Y: because that's my name

One: no I was just repeating the name y.

Y: oh.

Signal: don't worry one, this happens a lot.

One: well what about the other reason

Signal:...no I was just saying...oh forget it.

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Y: Here one, let me introduce you to the rest of our crew...well some of it.

One: ok.

Y took one to a navigator's office to find a girl there dancing to the song " girls just wanna have fun" by Cindy Lauper. She stopped when she saw the two hunters come in.

Navigator: Oh Y, do you need anything.

Y: I never asked for anything. What's your problem?

Navigator: I was just saying you're name.

Y: ....I hate it when this happens.

Navigator: Well then let me rephrase the question...do you need anything?

Y: No I just came in here to introduce you to my new partner.

One: I'm 1,576 but you can call me one.

Navigator: I'm Alisha but people call me Alibi ( If you don't know what Alibi means it means "an excuse or to give and excuse")

One: why?

Y: what?

One: I was asking her a question.

Y: oh.

Alibi: Something about me making all these excuses when I "accidentally" direct the hunter into a death trap.

One: It happens. (Nemesis comes out of nowhere and starts to tackle him.)

Nemesis: You stupid jerk! That's my line!

One: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!!!!

Y: Ok Nemesis. Put the one down and slowly step away. We need another person to finish writing the fanfic.

Nemesis: *glares at Y* Y, are you always defending the innocent?

Y: Because I like defending the innocent.

Nemesis: No I was.... JUST GET YOU'RE NAME CHANGED!!!!! (Nemesis runs off stage)

(Silverstiger comes in)

Silverstiger: *hands One a sheet of Paper *

One: what's this.

Silverstiger: Just a reminder of the contract that you "freely" signed without force or any death threats what so ever saying that you cannot sue us for any health issues you might experience during this fanfic.

One: Wait a minute didn't you blackmail...

Silverstiger: YOU SIGNED THE DAMN PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT SO GET ON WITH THE FANFIC * runs off stage *

One: that was scary

Y: It hap....(sees Nemesis watching him getting ready to pounce)This kind of thing happens every now and again

Alibi: Now that wasn't my fault.

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One and Y were now walking down the halls when all of a sudden the alarm went off.

One: Y, is that the Maverick alarm?

Y: So we can get to our stations quick and we can hear it...yeah I thought it was pretty loud myself.

One: I wasn't asking you why it was the Maverick alarm; I was asking you if that is the maverick alarm.

Y:...........oh.....You guys really need start choosing your words wisely.

One and Y started running to the maverick area where they found a maverick that looked like Bobafett.

Y: I should have known it was you Violet.

Bobafett guy: My name is violent not violet!

One: Hey Y, what's up with this guy?

Y: Well you see he tried out for a part in a star wars movie… or something like that… and didn't get the part, so he went mad and became a maverick.

One: Oh....Well then I'll just slice him and dice him!!

One dashed at Violet… I mean Violent...

Violent: Hey You guys! I heard you. You called me Violet.

Nemesis: No we didn't.

Violent: Yes you did!!!

Silverstiger: Did not!!

Violent: Did too!!

Silverstiger& Nemsis: Did not!!!

Violent: Did too!!!

Silverstiger& Nemesis: DID NOT!!!!

Violent: DID TOO!!!!!

Nemesis...hold on. gotta narrate this seen real quick...

One stopped dead in his tracks to see the authors and Violet...I mean Violent...

Violent: See, you called me violet again.

Nemesis: SHUT UP!!!!

Violent:....ok....

Nemesis: Now where was I...Oh yeah.....

One stopped dead in his tracks to see the two authoresses and Violent argue over something so stupid. Though he knew that the authoresses would win because for one thing, hell hath no furry like a woman's scorned. Second, they didn't name one of the authoresses Nemesis, the goddess of divine retribution and vengeance, for nothing.

Nemesis: Ok just to make this short Violent, I'm just going to blackmail you and get on with the fanfic. So if for the blackmail, if you don't shut up I'll tell everyone how badly you lost when you went up against the guy who took your part.

Violent:....Ok you win.

Silverstiger: Let's get on with the show.

One continued to charge at Violent with his O-Saber but he dodged it.

Violent: The force is strong with this one. What is this one's name?

One: I'm 1,576 but you can continue calling me one.

Violent:...that's kind of a odd name...but you could have y's name so be grateful.

One: don't worry I am.

Y: I heard that!!!

One: Y, don't you take it personal.

Y: I am taking it personal.

One: No that's not what I meant... oh screw it.

One then tried again to kill Violent but he failed...again.

Y: Use the force One!!!!

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Silverstiger: well that's it for episode one.

Nemesis: And remember kids. Animals are weird, humans are stupid, and fairies are bent on taking over the world. But as for the mega man X version...... Zero is weird, the Nemesis sama fanfics are stupid, and we all know that X is really only trying to kill Sigma so he can take over the world before him and have everything under his controle and kill every living thing on the face of the earth. See you next time on Mega Man X remake comedy.