Prepare for the weirdest crossover that me and my cousin minds have come up with and If you don't know who the Booty Warrior is I suggest you watch Boondocks Season 3 Episode 9 The Date With The Booty Warrior or look up Fleece Johnson

Location:New York

Prison:unknown

The Booty Warrior was in his cell bored.

The spark in which represented his desire for mans butt had been a extinguished.

He had gotten so much booty in prison that he had now satisfied his booty lust.

His life had no meaning now.

"Maybe" he thought, he can devote his life to something better like-"EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!" a woman screamed outside his cell window.

The Booty Warrior automatically looked out his cell window to see people in the streets running from a big shadow looming over them.

And that's when he saw it ,the pretender to the throne Zilla!

The Booty Warrior had heard stories about big monsters called Kaiju running amuck on Earth through the prison television.

There were good ones that defended the Earth from various threats, bad ones that were either used by aliens to to take over or destroy Earth and ones that rampaged in cities because of mans arrogance.

Back to Zilla, the so called "King"was rampaging in the city swiping at buildings and stomping on cars and he was making his way to the prison.

When he had made it the compound Zilla lifted his foot and made it crash beside the prison cell, barely missing The Booty Warrior as he ducked under a bed and scattered dust everywhere.

After he had stumped the building with his foot Zilla was satisfied with the damage and turned around to continue the rampage.

The Booty Warrior noticed the hole, as he made a run for freedom he looked up then saw a glimpse of a body part of Zillas that bewitched him...

He saw his magnificent Booty!

The texture, the height, the scaliness and the fat was perfect.

Never before had he seen a booty so plump and ready to be..."plucked" as he called it.

Now he knew what to do for the rest of his life, hunt Kaiju Booty!

But now he realized he was too small to tame those humongous asses.

That was when a thought dawned on him.

He had heard also through the television that a Godzillasarus had mutated due to nuclear bombs into a creature called Godzilla, with such titles as The One Who Restores Balance or The Destroyer of Worlds.

"Maybe...just maybe" he thought to himself " I could set off one of those bombs to mutate myself into a brotha Kaiju."

"I could become a destroyer as well...The Destroyer of Monsta Asses!"

When Zilla was preoccupied with an 100 story building the Booty Warrior ran out of the damaged prison cell to look for any mode of transportation to take him to a nuclear testing site.