| A.N. Good luck reading this. |

It was a normal day in the clan of CloudClan until ThornTail burst into camp with a brown package in his paws. FinchStar looked down to him in confusion. "What is that?" Asked FinchStar, jumping down from the CloudRock. ThornTail looked up. "MLG." He answered, placing the package down. "Let's open it!" Screeched WolfKit, running towards it. All the cats exited the meeting and went over to the box, crowding it. WillowTail scratched it with her claws and AmberPool and OwlFall helped, too. It opened an a strange shape a appeared, green with an eye in the middle. It exploded and then all the cats blacked out.

The cats awoke, and FinchStar hopped onto the CloudRock. "U w8 me skrubs1!111!" She meowed. All of FinchStar's secret crushes went up. Then SharpEyes tped away and came back with another package. He tore it open and out came new iCat 6s+ and Catmint Computers. All the cats grabbed one and keets got some too. CherryKit meowed to WolfKit as they went on MineCat. "I'm going to rekt u," she meowed, joining the server. WolfKit joined the server. He went to go find weapons and CherryKit went mining. Meanwhile BurntFace and TawnyCloud tried to set up the TV. BrackenPelt got the camera. "Okay f**kers we are going live in 3.. 2... 1-" He meowed, only to be interrupted by OwlFall. "It's on selfie mode!11!1" She hissed, and then she turned the camera around. BurntFace and TawnyCloud sat in their chairs and discussed how much Mountain Dew they had left. Then ScarTail ran over and dabbed everywhere. Meanwhile again FinchStar's secret crushes were humping her. BrackenPelt turned the camera over and it changed from ElmoPaw's World which the keets were watching to the Mature Warrior Romance channel. The keets are their Doritos in complete silence watching WillowTail hump FinchStar. WillowTail was GAYAAYYYYYYY! Then evil TigerSpots ran in with his MLG-quickscoper and all the cats got theirs out and aimed. WolfKit was 360-quickscoped as he blew up next to CherryKit. CherryKit exploded into doritos in fear.

[A.N. Welp, I obviously don't have a life.]