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Themyscira, Easter 2017

"It was good to see you again, Joe!" Regina Mills said as she hugged Joseph McClaine. "And for a happy reason for once!" She was about to take the portal from Themyscira back to Storybrooke.

"To be fair, Regina," Professor Ian "Mac" McClaine noted, "we had last night's betrothal ceremony because Hippolyta's granddaughter and her new fiancé narrowly escaped from a keelhauling."

"That's the story of our lives, Mac!"

"Well, we will be taking the Nike back home in a couple of days," Joe commented. "Chloe's coming with us, so thankfully I no longer have to wear the glasses. Kissing your girlfriend when your mind has access to Uncle James' brain-patterns is an interesting experience…"

"Well, at least it wasn't Whale's!"

Suddenly a mobile ringtone sounded. Diana Prince produced her secure satellite cell phone out of her purse and answered it. "Hi Steve! … What?! … A significant meteorite expected to land in the sea off the coast of Themyscira?! … Expected to cause significant tsunami. … OK. I'll keep an eye on it. … In about fifteen to twenty minutes?! … Thanks Steve. Love from all of us. Bye!"

"Can we be of any assistance?" Clark Kent asked her.

"Yes, darling!" Diana turned to her and Clark's other spouse, Lois Lane and leaned in for a quick kiss, kissed the forehead of little Lara Kent and then span herself into Wonder Woman. Clark kissed both wives and his daughter, before vanishing off at high speed to get changed into his own costume, Kara Danvers following behind him. Donna Troy span herself into Troia, Cassie Sandsmark into Wonder Girl and adopted Amazon Millicent Potter (blood-adopted as a sister by Harry himself) into Wonder Witch. They took to the skies, Wonder Woman and Troia landing on the deck of the IADC and W.I.N. co-developed superyacht Nike. As Wonder Woman entered the carport, Troia entered the control room, activated the hidden switch to reveal the control panels for the optional extras installed. She activated the controls to retract the pool on the main deck to allow a small aircraft VTOL access to the carport. Once the swimming pool was fully retracted, the Invisible Jet emerged from beneath it. Troia ran out onto the deck and half-glided, half-flew into the air and joined her sister in the Invisible Jet.

A large red object was appearing in the skies. It appeared to be a rock some sixty foot in diameter, heading for the open waters of the Bermuda Triangle. Glowing red hot from its entry, it raced down at an alarming rate.

As it passed Wonder Witch, she rubbed her tiara. "That's funny. I can feel strong magic radiating out from that rock. My telepathy is picking up intelligence present as well."

"I can't speak for the magic, but I agree with the telepathy," Troia agreed. "What in Athena's name is it?"

Whatever the object was, it hit the water with a tremendous splosh! As it sank, the surface waters quickly became very choppy, but there seemed to be no danger of tsunami buffeting any of the nearby islands.

"Strange!" Supergirl observed. "From the way that hit the water, it was almost as if that meteorite was being piloted…"

"We'll keep an eye on it!" Wonder Woman decided. "It definitely looked as if it was decelerating fast as it hit the water."

With there being no apparent risk, everyone returned to Themyscira.

The Potters being all present for Princess Athena's betrothal party, Millie was quickly enfolded in six pairs of arms. Having married Pansy Parkinson following their "therapy" on Themyscira and adopted by the family that had saved them from the hell caused by the likes of Crabbe, Goyle and Nott, not to mentioned awarded her alter ego by the Six Goddesses, she was now the happiest witch in the world.

"Auntie Millie," Albus asked, "what was that…?" He looked up and saw that Millie and Pansy were sharing a passionate kiss that was clearly going to last some time. "I'll ask later."

"Aw, how romantic!" his sister sighed. "My heroine and her True Love are such a cute couple."

"How embarrassing more like!"

Up in space, a gloved hand activated some controls in her craft. That fake meteorite and the telepathic witch I found on another planet in an Alternate Universe inside it should pique their interest! Let's see if they take the bait!

In the base of the Nike, the larger of two airlock doors opened, allowing the Poseidon mini-sub to exit. Sam Loover activated the submarine's adaptive camouflage and the cloaking devices against detection by radar, sonar and radial thermal imaging. He then steered the craft to where the meteorite had landed. Joe (wearing the spectacles that allowed him access to the brain-patterns "downloaded" from the B.I.G.R.A.T., in this instance James Bond's), Harry and Wonder Witch were with him.

"It definitely has a magical signature," Harry commented, casting a few detection spells, "but a weird one!"

"There's something or someone who is telepathic inside it!" Wonder Witch agreed. "A magical mutant like Wanda?"

"It's hollow, and made of rock, with ceramic plates underneath and some sort of metal shell beneath that," Joe noted, looking at the Poseidon's scanners. "Traces of retro-rocket emissions, life-support systems, some sort of lifeform and a power source. That is a small spacecraft of some kind.

"Dad," he called into the radio, "contact UNIT, SHIELD, Torchwood and the White Council. We have a potentially hostile extra-terrestrial lifeform…"

"Affirmative, Joe. Over and out!" Mac replied.

Back in the Nike's control room, Mac went to the secure communications array and pressed a button with a winged globe on it. "Mac McClaine to Kate Stewart. Come in, Kate…"

"I hear you, Mac! What's up?!"

"That meteorite that landed in the Bermuda Triangle is a spaceship, with an extra-terrestrial telepathic witch or wizard inside. Further investigation is required. We require assistance. Is the Time-Space Telegraph to hand?"

"It is. I'll call him.

"We should be with you later today. Do you want me to contact Torchwood?"

"Please. Jack's a good man, but his tendency to flirt with anyone or anything can get annoying!

"Thank you Kate. Over and out!"

Mac then pressed a button with the SHIELD logo on and asked for Wanda Maximoff. She was off duty, but Clint Barton said he would gather a team including the Scarlet Witch for rapid response. Ginny, also in the control room, called Wednesday Addams on her magic mirror. The Arch-Goth American witch said she would gather a strike team for MACUSA and the White Council. "I hope, ma belle, that your ship is highly magic-proof!"

"Yes, the IADC and W.I.N. asked for SHIELD's WAND section to ensure it could survive a visit from the other Harry. I take it that we can expect the human fire hazard to appear?!"

"Oui! This sounds like a Code Red Emergency. He is the White Council's most dangerous agent, not to mention a good man. It's just that he has this effect on buildings, technology…"

"Don't expose him to any Branestawm invention," Mac advised with a shudder, "or our old friend Metal Mickey for that matter."

"Boogie! Boogie!" muttered Ginny darkly.

"One moment," Diana noted. She pressed the button with a trident logo. "Arthur, please come to Themyscira via this route." She provided a route that skirted their visitor. "Bring a full War Party!"

"Of course, Diana. Why?"

"I'll explain when you get here. Over and out!" She sighed. "Time to contact the Chief Grouch!" This time the button was emblazoned with a bat in flight motif…

Once the Poseidon had returned to its airlock chamber and the crew of both submarine and ship were back in the Temple of the Six Goddesses, a council of war was started. Before long, what appeared to be a 1960s police telephone box had appeared. Three people emerged. The first was a tall man with greying dark hair and fierce eyebrows, the second an equally tall man with black hair and a blue Second World War airman's coat and the third a tall, blonde lady with a definite air of command.

Almost as soon as they arrived, there was a series of loud popping and booming noises. They were joined by a tall man in a stockman's jacket; a dark-haired woman in fishnet tights and a dark jacket; a tall, solidly-built man with pale skin and dark close-cropped hair; and a tall, equally pale woman with long dark hair tied back in a ponytail. The last two were both dressed in dark, Gothic clothing. With a "Bonjour, mes amours!" the female Goth pulled first Harry and then Ginny in for long, passionate kisses.

The man in the airman's coat raised an eyebrow. "Aw, did you beat me to the thrust, Wednesday?"

"Non, mon vieux," Wednesday Addams replied, "just staking my claim. I did the same when I said au revoir to them last time too." The contest between Captain Jack Harkness and Wednesday Addams to be the first to have a three-way with the Potters was well-known to all present.

"Oh, in that case…!" Jack proceeded to kiss Harry and Ginny in turn equally passionately.

"Jack!" hissed both Kate Stewart and the Doctor in unison.

"I'm just saying hello!"

Ava "Gretel" Zimmer had approached Wednesday. "You seemed to be enjoying that, Goth Lady."

"You would have also enjoyed it, Fairy Tale Girl. Both Harry and Ginny sure can kiss!"

Harry Dresden sighed. "We are here to investigate an alien vessel, not their kissing abilities!"

"Pity," Regina Mills quipped, "I was hoping for my turn!"

"You are a married lady, Regina Mills!" Robin Hood reminded her sternly.

"Don't worry. I know True Love when I have it and I'm not going to risk not having it!"

A small party was gathered outside a SHIELD "bus". Tony Stark nodded at Wanda Maximoff. "We are facing a magical mutant, by the sound of things. That should be like old-home week to you!"

"I am not an alien, Tony!"

The others present were Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Jessica Drew and Bruce Banner. "Those energy readings young Joe McClaine took," the latter commented, "are like nothing we've encountered before. I would love to get a closer look…"

"I don't fancy being in a mini-sub with you when the other guy decides to show up!" Peter quipped.

Bruce let his pupils flash briefly green. "Puny spider!" he commented in the Hulk's growl.

"Hey, I like old lettuce lips!"

"Time to leave, everyone!" Steve ordered with a hint of a smile.

Batman had assembled his troops in the part of the Batcave that served as the hangar for the Batplane and the Batcopter. "We leave in ten minutes," he growled.

"Goodbye, Grandpa Batman!" Mary Grayson sighed. At almost three, she was used to her family going away unexpectedly. "I'll be good for Uncle Alfred, Mommy and Daddy."

"We know you will, sweetie," Batgirl told her, kissing her forehead. Once Nightwing had done the same, they joined Batman and Catwoman in the Batplane, ready for its flight to Themyscira.

"The Amazons of Themyscira have asked for our assistance," Aquaman told his troops. "They are our allies. Shall we let them down?"

"No!" roared back the troops.

"Good! Then we leave for Themyscira at once." He turned to Queen Mera. "You are Regent until my return, my love."

"Stay safe, my darling!" Mera noted, kissing him. He nodded, then telepathically summoned a flotilla of dolphins and humpback and killer whales to take his troops to Themyscira.

"It's an odd mixture of technologies," the Doctor mused, examining the details from the Poseidon's scanner array. "I've never seen anything quite like it before. Have you, Jack?"

"No. Who do you think is behind this?"

"I haven't the foggiest, Jack."

Inside the disguised craft, a single female figure was seated at the controls. With the equipment on this ship, I can open the portals in space and time our beloved rescuer developed and ensure the evil Federation never begins, because my people will ensure humans never reach the stars. Thus my noble people will never be virtually wiped out!

The Batplane landed on Themyscira. Like all men permitted to step foot on the island, Batman and Nightwing were acknowledged as Blessed of the Six Goddesses. They joined Batgirl and Catwoman in leaving the aircraft and heading for the temple.

"Good to see you again, old friend," Aquaman called, having only just arrived himself.

"Likewise, Arthur," Batman responded. "Red Hood, Red Robin, Batwoman and the rest can look after Gotham for a few days. It sounds as if the rest of us are needed here."

"We are expecting the contingent from SHIELD to arrive shortly," Diana told them. "Then, we shall make our move."

The Potters had Apparated to Potter Island, a small island near Themyscira granted to Millie and Pansy as a wedding present by the Six Goddesses. Harry Dresden, Zee and the Addamses had joined them. Whilst the only accommodation were wizard tents, these models included a kitchen and a couple of bathrooms apiece, as well as several sleeping areas. As such, they were comfortable places to stay.

"We'll meet the others back on Themyscira for dinner and a full council of war later," Ginny said, "but I thought we could come here to freshen up first. Whilst they have plenty of room at the palace…"

"There is less of a que for the ladies!" Pansy quipped.

Lily smiled. "I'm sure that Auntie Wonder Witch will see off this alien invasion."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence, littl'un!" Millie replied. "All the same, though, I get a feeling things will be much more complicated than they appear to be right now…"