Ok I know I haven't got the poll closed yet, but I'm sick of waiting, cuz I only have like, two weeks of summer left. I am going to finish the WWHH #1 after I get 20 reviews on it. So tell Ur friends. Well, here's the Disclaimer:

Emmett is holding Kati hostage in his latest attempt to make her say her own disclaimer. He has tied her up and is currently holding a gun to the back of her head.

Me: I don't own anything, Stephanie Meyer does.

Emmett: Good, good. Now, why don't you own anything?

Me: Um…because she created you? AND the series, too.

Emmett: Yes. Good.

Emmett slowly puts down the gun and unties Kati: little does he know, she has a lighter. She pulls it from her pocket and traps him in a corner.

Me: Payback time.

Emmett: NO! You can't do this to me.

Me: Yes I can. I'm manipulating you, but I don't own you!

Jasper barges in and takes the lighter from her.

Me: HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!

He runs and she chases him.

(Fades to story)

EPOV

I sat on the couch, waiting for Bella to come over. Man, is it boring without her. I wish Eddie would hurry up. I thought to myself. I hope he was in range of hearing that. A minute later, a very pissed looking Edward, along with a very annoyed looking Bella, came through the door.

"Stop calling me Eddie." He growled at me. I just snickered and turned towards Bella.

"Hey, the Human's here! Good, now we can play truth or dare." She blushed at my comment and looked away. I laughed and Alice came in.

"Did I hear 'truth or dare'? I want to play!" She chirped as she sat down next to me.

"No." Edward started to go up the stairs with Bella in tow when Alice pouted.

"Bella?"

She turned around and frowned slightly "Yes, Alice?"

"Will you please play truth or dare with us?"

"Alice, I-"

I decided to interject before she could complain "Yeah, please, Bella?" I put on my saddest face and managed to look heartbroken.

The look on her face was priceless; like her puppy had just been killed. "Darn vampires." She mumbled and moved to sit next to us, but Edward had to hold her back.

"Do you really want to play truth or dare, Bella?"

"What is it with the vampire inquisition squad, today?" she mumbled again, but removed herself from his grasp and came to sit next to Alice. Esme and Carlisle had moved to come watch and Jasper and Rose were just arriving.

"Hey, Rose, Jasper, you want to play, too?"

"Sure" Rose smiled and sat on my right while Jasper just mumbled a "yes" that was barely audible.

"Who wants to start?" I asked and the others shifted nervously.

"You can, Emmett." Bella sheepishly mumbled.

"Okay, then." Hmm, who should I choose? Oh! I know. "Bella, truth or dare?"

He-he CLIFFY! I know you hate me, but I am waiting for reviews. At least five, before I can get the next chapter up, Okay? I found this great story a while ago and just wanted to advertise it. It's called 'The Salvatore Twist' By 'pixiiecutegirls' and also the sequel 'Oh My, What a BIG Family!' go check them out on my profile, they are under favorites, and so is pixiiecutegirls profile.

Cya!

THANXES FOR READING!

KATI

P.S. The next one WILL be longer. I promise. And if it's not, then you can kill Emmett.

Emmett: HEY!

Me: Too bad!

Emmett: BYE! *runs away screaming like a little girl*

Jasper: *Snickers*

Me: OR you can kill Jasper.

Jasper: *runs away screaming like Emmett*

Me: WAIT! I WAS JOKING!

Em and Jazz: NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!

Me: Just GREAT! Now how am I supposed to do my Disclaimer?

Em and Jazz: FIND ANOTHER WAY! USE EDWARD!

Me: Hmm…*evil snickers*

Edward: NO! HELP MEEEEEEE!

Bella: You're on your own, honey. *walks away*