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Warning: Perverted Sasuke.
"Hey bastard, you still alive?" Naruto was screaming into an unconscious Sasuke's face.
Their team had been assigned a C rank mission, escorting a scientist to a village temple. The scientist had created a potent toxin, which was coveted by many people for nefarious purposes. It seemed simple enough. Only, they had been ambushed by some of those aforementioned people.
Even though the number of opponents was more, none of them were shinobi. They were just ordinary thugs wielding weapons and slashing at them. As suspicious as it was, they didn't have the time to dwell on the fact. The team attacked back, careful not to actually kill any of them.
But what they didn't expect was for one of the morons to actually use the toxin, which was stored in darts of all things, back on them. It had hit Sasuke on the back of his right knee, rendering him unconscious almost immediately.
Kakashi sighed, rubbing his chin in thought. He had felt that the mission was really fishy. Maybe he should have just picked the baby sitting mission. "Naruto, I don't think screaming at him is the antidote", then paused, turning toward the scientist, "You do have an antidote, right?"
The man being addressed was quick to answer, "Of course. Of course. But it's in the temple for safe keeping. "
Sakura rounded on the man, "How fast does the toxin work? Will he survive?"
Again, the man was quick with his reply, "Don't worry, he won't die"
Sakura narrowed her eyes, "What aren't you telling us?"
The Scientist swallowed looking at the angry kunoichi, "Well, it isn't really a toxin –". The man wrung his hands, eyebrows drawn together, "– It's more of an aphrodisiac"
Both Sakura and Kakashi stared back at the man blankly. Huh, that was unexpected. They snapped out of their thoughts by a shriek from Naruto. The blonde, all this while, had been shaking a still unconscious Uchiha. They may spend almost every moment together fighting, but that didn't mean Naruto wanted to see him dead. He considered the stoic boy as his friend, even though he didn't really think that the feeling was mutual.
Which was especially fitting, seeing as the Uchiha was now sitting up, one arm wrapped around Naruto's waist while the other hand was confidently squeezing the blonde's ass.
Sakura and Kakashi were now staring blankly at the pair, with Sakura also having her jaw dropped.
Naruto blushed crimson, finding his voice finally, he shouted, 'Get your hands of me, you– you– pervert". He tried pushing the other boy away, but with Sasuke holding him so close, almost crushing him in the process, it was too hard. And that wasn't the only thing that was hard. The hand started kneading at his ass. The blonde shrieked again, blushing impossibly darker, his embarrassment giving him the strength to shove the other boy away.
Kakashi turned back to the scientist, with one eyebrow raised in silent question. The man gulped.
They were now sitting in a circle, waiting for the scientist to explain the horrors that his creation had unleashed. Sasuke sat nonchalantly, opposite the scientist, with a struggling blonde in his lap. Naruto still hadn't completely lost his blush. He fought against the larger boy holding him, and slapping away the hands that were straying to places they had no right to.
Sakura was sitting to the couple's right, well, she was thinking of them as a couple now. Watching them from the corner of her eye, she was surprised at her total lack of anger at the situation. Sasuke chose that time to bend his head and bite down lightly on the blonde's neck. His victim squeaked, and struggled harder to break free. Sakura felt her mouth dry, it was really hot.
Kakashi, who was sitting to the couple's left, looked completely calm and collected. Like seeing Sasuke molest Naruto in broad daylight was an everyday occurrence.
The scientist looked around him, seeing if there was a way to escape.
They had to start walking again, it was getting dark and most of the scientist's jargon was going over their heads anyway.
"So, basically, the toxin is an aphrodisiac on steroids?", Sakura asked the scientist while still looking at the newest couple in Team 7, one of whom was still being mercilessly groped by the other. She seemed to be the only one who remotely understood the workings of the chemical, or cared.
The scientist smiled hesitantly, also looking at the couple, "It eradicates a person's inhibitions in regards to lust"
"What?" ,Naruto asked, he was too busy herding off Sasuke's advances to pay attention to big sentences.
Sakura looked at him, smirking, "It made Sasuke really horny"
Naruto scowled, slapping away the hand patting his behind again, "No kidding."
"But why?", Sakura asked the man, keeping one eye on the couple. Naruto was now pulled up close to Sasuke's side, while the Uchiha nibbled on his ear.
The man looked at her confused, "Why? There is always a large demand in the market for a good aphrodisiac"
"Of course", Sakura answered distractedly. Sasuke had gotten bored with the blonde's ear and had moved onto his lips. He was actually carrying a person, kissing said person, and walking at the same time. Sakura was impressed, and a little turned on.
"And you have the antidote to a powerful aphrodisiac in a temple?", Naruto, who had kneed the Uchiha in the groin and was now walking next to Sakura, asked in an annoyed voice.
Kakashi turned around to look at the bent over Uchiha, clutching his crotch, and wearing a pained expression. None of them waited for him and just continued to walk instead. He'll catch up soon enough. Kakashi was thoroughly amused by the whole situation.
The man nodded, looking just a bit proud of himself, "Yes, last place anyone would look. I was afraid people might destroy it."
"I wonder why he picked Naruto to go all pervy on" Sakura muttered. She was looking at Sasuke who had caught up to them, and was now looking at the blonde's ass. Even Sakura had to admit that Naruto had a fine tush.
Kakashi's one visible eye curved in a smile, "Yes. Why indeed."
The scientist, the only one who was feeling sorry for the poor blonde's plight spoke,"Don't worry Naruto-San, we'll get there soon."
"I hope so" ,Naruto sighed, pinching the hand that was currently riding up his stomach, under his shirt.
Naruto continued to walk, gritting his teeth at the feeling of eyes on his behind, "Sensei, can the bastard please walk in front of us?"
Kakashi smiled, his student was so cute, "Why Naruto?"
Naruto simply blushed, "Because."
"Ah. I'm sorry Naruto, but in the state that Sasuke is in right now, I don't think he knows the way to where he's going"
"Unless it's to inside Naruto's pants." Sakura added, pleased on seeing pretty blush on the blonde's face. Naruto looked really adorable when being all flustered. And being molested by Sasuke made him flustered.
The blonde puffed out his cheeks in embarrassed anger, folded his arms around himself, and glared every now and then behind him at Sasuke in warning.
After some more time of being stared at, Naruto began hesitantly, looking beseechingly at Sakura,"Sakura-Chan, please let me walk in front of you"
Sakura inwardly smirked, "Sorry Naruto, I can't"
Naruto was outraged,"Why not?"
Sakura simply raised an eyebrow, "Because."
The blonde gave out a frustrated breath of air, not taking two steps before a large hand latched onto his ass.
Naruto screamed, "Pervert", before a loud slap resonated through the quiet forest.
This was going to be along walk.
Kakashi sighed, looking down into the large clear blue eyes of his student.
"Please sensei, don't make me share a tent with the pervert", Kakashi shifted his eyes to look at said pervert, who in turn was eye raping the blonde.
"Fine Naruto, you can bunk with me", After all having one of his students violated by another might lead to some paperwork.
Naruto smiled and hugged Kakashi, who patted the soft blond locks. Kakashi was quite fond of Naruto. But that didn't stop him from enjoying this situation. Seeing hyperactive Naruto try to get the stoic Uchiha's attention had been mildly interesting. But having the tables turned, with the cute blonde fending off his rival's lecherous attention, was entertaining as hell.
Naruto was in a fitful sleep, having a scary dream involving him, an alarmingly revealing maid costume and a smirking bastard. He twisted and turned in his futon, and almost screamed when a hand clamped down on his mouth. He was picked up and taken outside the tent.
Naruto made muffled noises, being as loud as he could, but Kakashi didn't stir. The jerk was probably pretending to sleep.
Sasuke carried the blonde on his shoulder to a secluded area, shielded partially by the growth. He patted the blonde's ass, "Don't worry Naru-Chan. We'll be having fun soon enough."
Naruto kicked Sasuke in the stomach, torn between anger at the nick name and anger at being groped.
Turns out, the 'toxin' had a quirk. It made the victim (the victim here being Sasuke, though Naruto thought that he was the victim in all this.) temporarily mute. That bliss only lasted for around five hours only though. And when Sasuke regained his speech, the filth that had spewn out of the Uchiha had been worse than the groping itself.
He wasted no chance in telling Naruto exactly what he wanted to do to the blonde. Sometimes in whispers close to his ear while he held the poor blonde hostage, running bold hands all over the blonde's chest. And sometimes loudly, accentuating the claim with a pinch to Naruto's ass. The blonde had of course retaliated. The youngest Uchiha now had a semi-permanent handprint on the side of his face from all the times he had been slapped by the enraged blonde.
Naruto for his part, had been baffled that Sasuke even knew about all those – things he spoke about. Clearly he was following in their perverted sensei's footsteps. He especially hated the new nick name that the perverted Uchiha had deigned to confer upon him.
It had taken Naruto many clones to escape the Uchiha's clutches and make it back to the tent. He was livid, stomping into the tent and kicking his sensei out of his pretend sleep. He shoved him outside the tent, telling him that it was his time to keep watch.
Kakashi rubbed his head, wondering what had made the blonde so angry. The answer came limping and bleeding from a clearing nearby.
After they had finally administered the antidote, Sasuke had become unconscious again, giving Naruto some well needed rest.
He was there when the dark haired boy woke up. The scientist had said that they had never tested the toxin or the antidote on a human before, so he wasn't sure of the effects of either. He wasn't sure if Sasuke would be cured completely.
Naruto saw the blinking eyes with bated breath.
Sasuke got up, slightly swaying on his feet and then steadying himself. He saw the blonde still looking at him with wide eyes, "What are you looking at moron?"
The blonde hugged him, almost knocking him back down with the force, relieved at getting his rival/friend back. He was so happy, and surprised when he realized that he had actually missed the insults.
Sasuke even hugged him back. Hearing the Uchiha's heartbeat against his ear, Naruto smiled, which slid right off his face, on feeling an embarrassingly familiar large hand squeeze his ass. He squeaked and pulled away, looking at Sasuke with wide eyes. But the other boy had already started walking ahead.
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