Once upon a time in the and of Hyrule. Link was taking a stroll when he had an epiphany. He realized he really wanted llama milk. So he climbed Mt. Everest to find the golden llama titties. He got really tired and noticed there was a teleportation pad that led to the top of the mountain. He decided to use it. He saw the llama, and walked towards it. The llama was actually the ghost of fairness and stuff in disquise who quickly ate Link because he used a short cut to cheat to get to the llama. The ghost of fairness and stuff quickly found the real golden llama, and went on a date with it. Things were going well, until they made it back to the llama's apartment. The ghost of fairness and stuff asked to come inside, and the llama rejected. So the ghost of fairness and stuff decided to mind control the llama into letting him in. When they got in, it turns out there was another ghost of fairness and stuff who was that ghost of fairness and stuff's mother, and she quickly shot him in the face. Then her and the golden llama threw a party and then everyone died.
THE END
