The Borg assimilate the wrong person.
Rated: K
The Master of the Borg
All was well in the collective. The Queen turned her attention to the current rate of assimilation. 14,976,382,207 beings were assimilated in the last second throughout the galaxy.
Suddenly, a strange sound filled the room. The Borg instantly searched for the cause of the sound. Nothing on the station seemed out of place. Out of nowhere, a lone being appeared.
The being looked like a member of species 5618. He had blonde hair and, unlike most beings who encountered the Borg, was smiling.
"Who are you?" the Queen demanded.
The man smiled evilly. "So, you're the infamous Borg!" he announced.
Using her advanced sensors, the Queen discovered that the being had two hearts. "You're not human," the Queen observed.
"Please!" the man grimaced. "Don't compare me to those filthy, smelly, disgusting apes!"
"Your species is unknown to us," the Queen admitted. "Your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own." Two drones started walking towards the man.
"Let's do this!" the man shouted in glee.
The Queen paused. Never before in the history of the Borg had any being ever reacted in joy to the idea of being assimilated. This being was very likely insane. An insane drone is not efficient. However, his species was still unknown. His biological distinctiveness could be added without allowing his madness to influence the collective.
The drones grabbed the man and injected him with nanoprobes. As the assimilation process started, the Queen heard an odd sound in the distance. As the process continued, the sound got louder. Soon, it was identifiable as drumbeats. The Queen placed her hand to her head in pain.
*Thump thump thump thump*
The drumbeat was almost deafening. Another sound joined the drums, maniacal laughter. Suddenly, the Queen could not hear the voices of the collective. She could only hear the beating of drums and the laughter of the unknown man.
*Thump thump thump thump*
*Thump thump thump thump*
*Thump thump thump thump*
The End?
