A/N: I don't want to confuse anyone so I'll set some things straight now before you get onto reading the story. This fiction is made up from a mish-mash of all of the FMA series including Manga/2003/Brotherhood and COS. The begining of this story is after the end of FMA 2003 and instead of being sent to out world Ed is sent to the Narutoverse. I will be mixing up the backstory with aspects from both the anime and manga so if anyone does feel woefully out of their depth please PM me and I will be happy to explain.

Prompt: Shiver.

Warning: This chapter is rated K+.

Disclaimer: Oh come on! Do I look like I own FMA or Naruto? Of course I don't... I wish I did... TT_TT

Chapter One:Cone-Oh-ha.

By DeceptiveSoftness [Softie]

He knew exactly how he'd gotten here. He remembered in vivid detail the bold, flawless design of the array beneath his feet. He could recall with perfect clarity the tingling, thudding surge of alchemy that thrummed through his entire being. He could seen in his minds eye the icy blue light of the perfect transmutation and feel in his bones the gut-wrenching certainity that he'd never return home again. He knew all of that. He knew it as well as he knew himself, more so.

What he didn't know was where the hell he was.

The ground was dusty and warm to touch beneath his left hand and he could feel the warmth seeping through the thin material of his glove. The sun prickled irritably at the back of his neck and it was suddenly far to hot for his jacket to be comfortable. The sky was a clear, cloudless blue that stretched out over a strange mountain with four faces carved roughly into it's side. Spreading out from the mountain was a mixed jumble of buildings that ranged from short, squat houses to grand towers that stood high over everything else.

He blinked bemusedly as he looked around him to see a large group of people standing and staring at him with mixed curiosity and wariness. Civillians, he mused as took in their non-descrip clothes and the almost baffled way they looked at the echoes of the array hewn into the ground. A tall man pushed himself to the front of the crowd and glanced down at him with suspicious black eyes. "Uchiha-san! he appeared out of no-where!" one of the civillians told the man with a quick frightened glance at the boy sitting inside the intricate array.

"Who are you." Uchiha demanded in a haughty voice as he placed on hand on his hip and dipped the other into a small pouch on his thigh. The boy narrowed his eyes at the taller man as he heard the subtle chink of metal weapons and dusted his hands off before standing. Uchiha swiftly pull out a strange triangular knife from the pouch and leveled it at him with a look of distaste. "Halt stranger! State your name!" he repeated with added ire.

He just rolled his eyes and glanced around at the gathering. "Where am I?" he asked, ignoring the Uchiha who was now grinding his teeth in irritation. "You're in Konoha you dolt!" he said with a disdainful curl of his lips and the blonde boy nodded decicisively. "Cone-oh-ha? Right. Okay... Where's Cone-oh-ha?" he queried as he squinted up at the face mountain again and then back at the still scowling Uchiha.

"Fire Country you brain-dead midget!" Uchiha growled as he marched foreward and grabbed the boys left arm and made to pull him through the crowd. He was stopped in his tracks by a dangerously quiet voice that was almost frightening in it's softness, it was a voice that sent ice-cold shivers running down his spine and made him want to hide under his bed until the source of the terrifying voice went far, far away..

"Did you... just call me short?"

A/N: Uchiha-san wont know what hit 'im. Silly thing. Ah, yes, in case any of you are confused this fiction is set around two years before the Uchiha Massacre. Much like the FMA movie COS there will be Alter!Characters in this. An example would be Roy as Itachi or Olivier Armstrong as Tsunade or Gai as Alex Armstrong (Sparkles People!) or Deidara as Kimblee.

The next chaper should be up fairly soon but bear in mind that this is pretty much an insta-plot-bunny so it might fizzle out. I will try to keep it going though, as I really like the idea and there is so not enough FMA/Naruto Crossovers on this site.

I hope you enjoyed it.

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