Disclaimer: If thou hath put me with the Pantheon,
To be held as a maker of wonders,
Then thou hast put me wrong. As I sit here,
I hath not, and hath claimed not to own
Any of the seen and recognised works,
Characters or worlds that may grace this tale,
Parody or poem I hath written.
A: I'm not you,
O: You're not me
A+O: But together we make a perfect England
O: And when I'm feeling down
A+O: We know that we will always be around
A: 2, 3
O: Our relationship is complicated
A: Sometimes it's hard to remember
A+O: That you're even there
A: But when I feel I'm being hated
O: Feeling lonely in the mirror
A+O: Facing hardships that we can't bare
A: You'll help me come through the other side
You build up my confidence, and raise my pride
O: Together there's nothing that we can't face
Just as long as we embrace ourselves
A: It's just a shame that I hate you, ohhhh
O: (Coughs)
A: I hate you
A: You're insufferable, your acne's terrible
Your sunny disposition is completely unbearable
And worst of all, you've got no friends
They are all just pretending
You're a waste of space, you've got no life
Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife
To your head, and do it before I do it instead
O: You're not that perfect either, mate
In fact you're way too easy to hate
All these admirers yet you can't get a date
I guess it's fate, that you'll never find a soul mate
You're going to die alone, on your own
Talking to yourself instead
A: I'm not you,
O: You're not me
A+O: Together we make an
O: Spotty,
A: Hated,
O: Unhelpful,
A: Disastrous,
O: Forgetful,
A: Angry,
A+O: England
O: And when I'm feeling down
A+O: We know that we, will only ever have each other around
A: Our relationship is complicated
O: Sometimes it's hard to remember
A+O: That you're even there
A: But when I feel I'm being hated
O: Feeling lonely in the mirror
A+O: Facing hardships that we can't bare
A: You'll help me come through the other side
You build up my confidence, and raise my pride
O: Together there's nothing that we can't face
Just as long as we embrace ourselves
A: You know that I really, really, really love you
Ooooh
O: I really love you too
A: Yeah, even though it's vain, I think we feel the same
A+O: You need to be able to love yourself
A: But not in that way
O: What way?
A: (laughs)
