Disclaimer: If thou hath put me with the Pantheon,

To be held as a maker of wonders,

Then thou hast put me wrong. As I sit here,
I hath not, and hath claimed not to own
Any of the seen and recognised works,
Characters or worlds that may grace this tale,
Parody or poem I hath written.

A: I'm not you,

O: You're not me

A+O: But together we make a perfect England

O: And when I'm feeling down

A+O: We know that we will always be around

A: 2, 3

O: Our relationship is complicated

A: Sometimes it's hard to remember

A+O: That you're even there

A: But when I feel I'm being hated

O: Feeling lonely in the mirror

A+O: Facing hardships that we can't bare

A: You'll help me come through the other side

You build up my confidence, and raise my pride

O: Together there's nothing that we can't face

Just as long as we embrace ourselves

A: It's just a shame that I hate you, ohhhh

O: (Coughs)

A: I hate you

A: You're insufferable, your acne's terrible

Your sunny disposition is completely unbearable

And worst of all, you've got no friends

They are all just pretending

You're a waste of space, you've got no life

Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife

To your head, and do it before I do it instead

O: You're not that perfect either, mate

In fact you're way too easy to hate

All these admirers yet you can't get a date

I guess it's fate, that you'll never find a soul mate

You're going to die alone, on your own

Talking to yourself instead

A: I'm not you,

O: You're not me

A+O: Together we make an

O: Spotty,

A: Hated,

O: Unhelpful,

A: Disastrous,

O: Forgetful,

A: Angry,

A+O: England

O: And when I'm feeling down

A+O: We know that we, will only ever have each other around

A: Our relationship is complicated

O: Sometimes it's hard to remember

A+O: That you're even there

A: But when I feel I'm being hated

O: Feeling lonely in the mirror

A+O: Facing hardships that we can't bare

A: You'll help me come through the other side

You build up my confidence, and raise my pride

O: Together there's nothing that we can't face

Just as long as we embrace ourselves

A: You know that I really, really, really love you

Ooooh

O: I really love you too

A: Yeah, even though it's vain, I think we feel the same

A+O: You need to be able to love yourself

A: But not in that way

O: What way?

A: (laughs)