A/N: Hey this is TheLionIncident but you can all call me Emily cause I said so. This is my first story and I'm not good at spelling or usage of the different type of words for words that sound the same but are spelt differently so sorry for that. I will try to make the chapters as long as possible but I can't promise when I will upload them because I need inspiration for it. I based Hero of my personality but with a different appearance, And Lily is just a character I made up. I will put all translations at, the end. Anyway on with the story ^w^.

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No one's P.O.V

Hero and her best friend and room mate Lily sat in Hero's living room. Lily was watching TV while Hero was doing... Something on her laptop while giggling. "Hero what are you doing?" Lily asked suspiciously. The last time Hero had been giggling while on her laptop a few days later while Hero was out several plushes from Hero's favourite anime had arrived, along with several big llama plushes and Lily didn't know how she paid for them so she was suspicious.

Little did Lily know that when Hero had made herself a account the minute she turned 18 and had been looking at Hetalia merchandise to buy herself. She had been browsing the internet and, a pop up add had appeared saying

'CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON FREE HETALIA UNITS CLICK HEAR TO CONFIRM YOU WINNINGS!' And Hero being the idiot that she was clicked on the pop up add and it then read 'THANK YOU YOUR FIRST UNIT WILL ARIVE IN ONE OR TWO BUSINESS DAYS'.

Deciding to tell Lily, Hero said "Heyyyy Lily..." "What?" Lily asked. "You know when you asked what I was doing? Well I ordered some FREE Hetalia units. They should be arriving in a few days" She smiled as she said this and turned back to her laptop ignoring Lily's shocked look that she could be so stupid as to click on something that would give her laptop a virus.

"Hero you wig wearing freak! That is obviously just going to give you laptop a virus why would you click on it?!" Lily asked her friend. Hero turned to her stared at her for a few seconds before giving her a closed eye smile and saying "It was free Lily... It was free" Lily face palmed and lied, down on the sofa needing to sleep. Her friend could be really stupid sometimes.

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The next day Lily and Hero where out shopping in town getting food and in Hero's case a new wig. They started walking home and Hero suddenly remembered that her Hetalia units would be arriving today so she grabbed Lily's wrist and started dragging her back to there house. "Hero why are you pulling me?!" Lily asked/Yelled at Hero as Hero started running. "My Hetalia units might arrive and I want to be there when they do!" Hero yelled as she pulled Lily faster.

Lily sighed she knew she had to tell Hero that there where no Hetalia units coming to there house. "Hero I'm your best friend and as your best friend it is my duty to tell you that there are no Hetal-" Lily was cut of when Hero yelled "YAY there hear!" And ran towards a truck that had 'Anime Units INC' On the side. Hero ran up to the guy who looked at her and asked "Hello my name is Alex, are you... Miss Hero Angela Lucas? Because I have her first Hetal-" Hero jumped him and started chanting "Gimme, gimme gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme them NOOOWWWWWW!" Alex pushed her away from him and thrust a electronic signer at her. "Sign this and you can have it!" Obviously Alex was freaked out by Hero. But that didn't last for long because Hero grabbed the signer and signed her name quickly.

Alex quickly wheeled a box that the unit and ran out of the room got into the truck and drove away. Hero ran inside and looked over the box that Lily now realised had three long chains wrapped around it. "Why are there chains around the box?" Hero shrugged and pulled what looked like a manual of the box. "Ohhhh its Russia. He was the one I wanted the most" Hero then hugged the box and sighed dreamily. "Wait isn't Russia the most dangerous? You said he was the most dangerous!" Lily yelled at Hero suddenly fearing for her life. "Well yeah but that's because no on understands him" Hero then started skimming through the manual.

Removal of you IVAN BRAGINSKI unit from packaging:

This may prove as an difficult task if you IVAN BRAGINSKI unit is moved incorrectly, or awakened in the wrong manner. For your safety, we have provided a list of safe ways in which to wake your unit.

1. Stand next to the box and yell, "Brother" At the top of your lungs. You will hear sobbing from the box, and you can unlock and unchain it and open it to let a frightened IVAN BRAGINSKI out. He will react warmly once he realizes you are not a NATALIYA ARLOVSKAYA unit.

2. Undo the chains on the box and stand very far away, preferable at a distance from which you have to use a microphone in order to shout "The American Armstrong walked on the moon!" You can also yell, "I'm AWESOME!" Both actions will make your IVAN BRAGINSKI unit hostile, though the second phrase might make your unit a bit horny; consequently he may go off in search of a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit before you can reprogram him.

3. Cook Chinese food, preferably one with a strong odour, and leave a plate of it next to the box before standing far away. Be warned, the lid may fly off and hit you if you are to close. This will make you IVAN BRAGINSKI unit leave in search of a YAO WANG unit unless you reprogram him quickly enough.

4. Play the Lithuanian, Estonian or Latvian national anthems and stand far away, preferably behind a barrier of some sort. This will make your unit violent an he will go find a TORIS LORINAITIS unit unless you can reprogram him quickly enough.

5. If you think you can manage, then just open the lid of the box and reprogram him directly. Be warned, because IVAN BRAGINSKI unit is notorious for waking up in the middle of reprogramming, and if he does he will immediately tun hostile.

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Hero though for a moment before saying "Okay the first option seems safest but I need to go change out of my Belarus cosplay so I don't scare him to much" She walked up the stairs and out of Lily's sight.

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Hero's P.O.V

After I got changed out of my Belarus cosplay I took of my wig that looked like Belarus' hair and put it away with the others. I had really short hair shorter then most boys actually, because I liked to change it every day so I kept it short so I could wear different wigs. I pulled one that was multi coloured pigtails and put on some fake glasses to complete it.

I skipped down stairs and back to Ivan's box. I saw that Lily was not hear and was probably sleeping but quickly turned my attention back to Ivan's box. I dragged my nails down the box and whispered just loud enough for him to hear in my best 'Belarus voice' "Big brother, big brother. Marry me big brother" I heard sobbing from the box so I opened it and said to Ivan "Hi I'm sorry if I scared you but I needed to wake you up" I stepped back as he walked out of the box. "привет my name is Ivan Braginski" I smiled and said "Hi my name is Hero Angela Lucas. Oh and the girl in the other room is my friend Lillian Elizabeth Violet but she doesn't like to be called that so everyone calls her Lily"

I smiled at Russia as he looked at me strangely. "You are dressed very strangely Да" I looked down at my clothes and said "I guess they could be considered strange" I was wearing a Black tutu over my rainbow leggings and a Black top with rainbow sleeves and I was wearing Black converse to go with. "This may be strange for you but its normal for me so you better get used to it" He nodded smiling and I took his hand and lead him into the living room.

I pointed at Lily who was sleeping on the sofa and said "That's Lily she can be grumpy more then not but she wouldn't hurt someone unless she thought it was necessary... Or she thought it would be funny" Ivan nodded and asked "Do you have vodka? Vodka is Russian fuel" I nodded and said there should be some in the box in the hall" He nodded and walked back to the hall for his vodka.

I walked up to Lily and slapped her on the head. "Lily I woke up Russia. And its bad for you to sleep on the sofa" Lily woke up and said "Hero are you crazy its-" She checked her watch "Oh its only 04:50 never mind what do you want?". I smiled at Lily and said "Well like you said its 04:50. We only have 10 minutes until tea we need to make food!" Lily obviously got annoyed. "Hero its your turn to cook" My eyes widened as a 'Ohhhhhh' sound came out of my mouth. I walked into the kitchen and started making spaghetti... And then the door bell rung.

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A/N: Thank you for reading my story I will continue as soon as possible. Thank you and goodbye (-w-).

Translations

привет: Russian: Hello.

Да: Russian: Yes.