ahem Warning:

This FanFic contains Insanely stupid and humorous scenes.

Viewer Discretion is advised...Strongly advised.

Disclaimer Mirokus-Woman pops up in front of the computer and begins to type a FanFic when she hears a ringing.

TV turns on and goes all fuzzy

"Arg...Damn Ghosts." turns off TV

TV turns on and goes fuzzy again

Mirokus:((Mirokus is my short name for ME ...mirokus-woman)) twitch TV: begins to drip water

Mirokus: What the hell? NO! Not my beautiful carpet! NO! AH-ah goes frantic and finally finds a large container that came from Who knows where

There! That'll stop it from staining my beautiful floor pets floor

walks back to computer and begins to type

TV: turns on again then off

Mirokus: Notices container is full of blackish water pokes water

Looks Like Root-Beer...YUM Root Beer does homer drool

Mirokus: takes sip of Root-Beer-Looking-Blackish-Water YUM! IT IS ROOT BEER!begins chugging down Root beer

Phone Ring RING RING RING

Mirokus: stops drinking and answers phone Yo.

Someone: Seven Words!

Mirokus: What? I can't hear you!

Someone: SEVEN WORDS!

Mirokus: Sorry you have the wrong number hangs up

phone Rings AGAIN RING RING RING

Mirokus: YO!

Someone: Look.Lady! You ain't making my homicidally-insanely-fun job any easier so just tremble in fear and answer the question.

Mirokus: NEVER! chucks phone out window

TV: turns on

Mirokus: What the hell now?

Kikyo begins to crawl out of an ugly well that appeared on the TV screen

Mirokus: OH MY DEAR GOD! turns off TV

TV: turns on

Mirokus: AHHHHHH! stands there screaming petrified as Kikyo walks into Mirokus-Woman's Room

Kikyo: Say the Seven WORDS!

Mirokus: I don't own Inuyasha and the others! HAPPY?

Kikyo: Not always.

Mirokus: jumps on desk Just-Just-Just go back in the TV now ok?

Kikyo: you know it's lonely in the-

Mirokus: points to TV GO!

Kikyo: Fine. Whatever. No one wants me. disappears into TV

Mirokus: lowers from desk Now I Can finally type my Fanfic in peace..

TV: turns on

Mirokus: AHH! Screw it! unplugs TV now where was I?

End of Disclaimer

Just to make everything Clear …when I do this:

Kagome

that mean's we're where Kagome is. Same with when I do this:

Living Room

That means we're in the Living room…Ok? You BETTER Have Fun.

Chapter 1

Everyone from Inuyasha mystically appeared in Kagome's house for awhile, due to something that happened in the Feudal Era, No reason why for now,

Hey…this is a FanFic so I can do what I want unless it's overly confusing or stupid , but let's not get into that

Everyone was asleep. It was Saturday morning and the whole Inu Cast are at Kagome's house.

Inuyasha

Inuyasha woke to see a pair of glowing red eyes staring into his.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Inuyasha flung himself around and pulled out his sword. He sqwabbled toward the light switch and flicked it on only to see …

….Sesshomaru.

"You Bastard, You scared me outta my skin." Sesshomaru , as though he didn't care…….which he didn't.

'What the Hell is wrong with your eyes? There all-"

"Red and Beautiful?" Sesshomaru asked as he fluttered his eyelashes.

"What the hell is wrong with them?"Inuyasha asked moving slowly towards the door.

"Oh! These," Sesshomaru said poking his eye,"OUCH! Damn, that's the second time today!"

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow to his insanely fluffy brother.

"There contacts," said Sesshomaru pulling out a thick red contact from each of his eyes,"I stole - I mean-borrowed them from Naraku's purse-I mean—bag-I mean - fabric poach-sewn-together-to-hold-unnecissary -objects thing in Naraku's room."

Sesshomaru noticed that he had just completely embarrassed himself.

An awkward Silence fell.

"LOOK! KAGOMES'S JUMPING OUT A WINDOW!" Sesshy screamed pointing to the window, breaking the annoying silence.

((I'm calling Sesshomaru Sesshy now and then.))

"WHERE!" Inuyasha ran to the window looking for Kagome.

Sesshomaru inched out of the room as Inuyasha , under false assumptions , looked for Kagome.