Why Roxas Will Always Be the Biggest Jerkwad Ever

1) Because he's a traitor to the Organization

2) Because he disgraced us all by leaving, and therefore must be eliminated

3) Because he doesn't know whose job it is to eliminate traitors

4) Because his pansy ass keyblade actually hurts like a bitch

5) Because apparently, his stupid keyblade is more important than his best friend

6) Because the hours we spent on top of the clock tower ruminating sunsets and existence and girls and hearts and sea salt ice cream obviously meant nothing to him

7) Because now I'm addicted to sea salt ice cream, and I will probably die from sodium poisoning

8) Because he has a next life

9) Because he almost knocked me off of the clock tower and killed me

10) Twice

11) Because of that time we went on a mission to Port Royale and he did knock me off the pier

12) Because he laughed when I got wet and started steaming

13) Because it was a true laugh, not a fake one

14) Because that bastard could feel, and the rest of us couldn't

15) Because he made me feel like I could too

16) Because he made me feel like I had a heart only long enough to break it

17) Because no matter what I did, I couldn't get him to stay