The Perfect Way To Drive Guys Insane
By: Dogsrule and Hieinkurama
Hieinkurama: Welcome to our first co-written story.
Dogsrule: and we're gonna have Ryo give you the disclaimer!
Ryo: neither Dogsrule or Hieinkurama own Yu-Gi-Oh. Plus if you have a sane mind don't read this story. Dogsrule is a mastermind and Hieinkurama is just plain crazy and evil.
Flashback
Bakura and Marik are chasing after Sarah and Sadie for what they had just found how they were tricked into watching 'My Little Pony'.
End flashback Earlier that same day at Hollywood videoSarah and Sadie were looking for some movies to watch with their friends.
"Why are we doing this again?" Sarah asked.
"Oh, you forgot so easily Ken?"
"Oh yeah."
Flashback
"Hey Bakura, want to make these two do something really stupid?" Marik asked after using mind control on Sadie and Sarah.
"Sure what do you have in mind?"
"Well, I was thinking of having them sing the song Barbie Girl In A Barbie World."
"That would be great to see."
"Ok but only one problem do you have the song on cd or something so that way they have the music at least?"
"Yeah I have it right here." Bakura pulls out a cd case that looked very much like the one Sarah has and pulled out the cd that said 'Barbie girl #20' on it and played it for the music. "Good now we just need something to play it on."
"That is already taken care of." Marik said as he pulls out Sadie's Karaoke machine. Just then every one of their friends showed up to see the show.
"Are you ready to see just what these girls can do under mind control?" Marik asked.
"YEAH now hurry up!" The crowd shouted
"Alright there they are; Sarah and Sadie!"
The music started and Marik told them though mind control to start singing. Both girls started to hum the song. The first to start was Sadie who played the part of Barbie. Next up was Sarah who played the part of Ken.
When the song ended, Marik released the hold he had and that is when the two girls saw that there was a huge crowd of people standing in front of them just laughing like there was no tomorrow.
Then they had to be held back by Yami, Ryo, Kaiba, and the good Marik to keep them from killing Bakura and the evil twin brother Marik but they did let go of both girls when they saw that Bob was there and they went running after him and was trying to use the millennium items on him.
Then they had to tackle the two girls again to calm them down.
"Let me go" both girls yelled.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They yelled.
Sarah then had a great idea, which was to use the puppy face on Kaiba, and Sadie used bribery on Yami and Ryo.
End flashback"I still can't believe that those idiots did that to us. We're just poor innocent girls." Sarah said then she said, "well not completely."
"We gotta find a way to get them back. WAIT! I GOT IT!" Sadie said while thinking.
"WHAT IS IT!"
"Ok since we're in a movie store and I have 'My Little Pony' at home. What if we check out one of the movies here and slip 'My Little Pony' in place of …" then Sadie looks around while Sarah grabs The Mummy. "The Mummy. Great!"
"Ok now we just need to get snacks and drinks for the night. And one more thing, I have a very important question for you: Why in the world would you have 'My Little Pony at your house?"
"Um the reason is that I baby-sit my little cousins, is that okay with you? If not sue me!"
"OK ok no need to bite off my head. Now what should we get as in food type. I was thinking of getting lots of chips and dip." Sarah said.
"I want lots of Sour cream and onion chips with lots and lots of Ranch dip." Sadie said.
"Ok now that we have that picked, what do you want to get for drinks other than Pepsi vanilla?"
"Water?"
"Ok we will get the Pepsi Vanilla for you and lots of Mountain Dew for us but we will also get water just so we have it for anyone that may want some."
"Ok we get water and we make sure Bakura and Marik are not in charge of it since they spiked it last time."
Both girls shuddered at that last thought.
"Yeah good idea now is there anything that we are forgetting?"
"Not that I know of."
As they were walking to the checkout, they walked past a big anime sale.
"WE HAVE GOT TO LOOK!" both girls said.
They both went for their favorite books and when they were back at the cart it was filled much more than they though it would be.
At check-out
"One question; HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL THIS?" Sarah asked.
"No problem here" Sadie said while she pulled out a credit card and smirking at the same time.
"Please please tell me that card is not Kaiba's." Sarah begged.
"I don't know." Sadie said innocently.
"Let me see that." She said while taking the card and flipping it over to see the name. "I can not believe that you stole this from Kaiba because he is going to kill you if he finds out!"
"I didn't, it was Bakura but I slipped it from his pocket when he wasn't looking. You know you would think that the King of All Thieves could keep an eye on his own stolen goods."
"You do have a point there, now lets get going before they tear the house apart from being bored or they kill one another."
"And we really have to hurry my dad got a new grill for his birthday."
"Oh snap! Come on!" Sarah said while running to the car with the cart.
