This is a collection of Super Smash Bros. oneshots. It's rated M just in case, though not everything will have M rated content. This is the first chapter.


It was around evening as Lucario was making his way back to his room in the Smash mansion. He had a bowl of rice in one hand and a bowl of sushi in the other that he had retrieved from the kitchen. While he had come to consider some of the other fighters as friends, and a few others as acquaintances and fellow warriors at most, he still preferred to eat in solitude.

He was approaching the commons room when he heard the sound of someone screaming in anger, as well as the sound of fighting. Wondering if Sonic and Pit were fighting over the remote again, Lucario decided to investigate. He was more than willing put them through a wall if such was the case; while the whole point of the Super Smash Brothers Association was to fight, doing so outside the battlefield and over something as ridiculous as television was unacceptable.

Coming into the commons room, Lucario saw that Sonic and Pit were indeed present, but they weren't fighting. Upon closer inspection, Lucario saw that they were watching a show they kept on DVD that they re-watched frequently, which Lucario had come to learn was called Dragon Ball Z. From what he could tell, Goku, the main hero, was fighting a strange white and purple alien, who, if Lucario's memory was correct, was named Freiza. Goku currently had golden hair and was surrounded by a golden aura, a state which Sonic and Pit called 'Super Saiyan'.

"Why is it that you two watch the same fight over and over again?" Lucario asked rhetorically, bringing attention to himself.

"Because, it's one of the best fights in the series!" Pit exclaimed. Sonic shrugged.

"Personally I prefer the Cell Games, but the Freiza Saga is pretty cool," he said. Lucario sighed and shook his head as he went to leave them to their ridiculous show.

"You know, you and Goku are a lot alike," Pit said, causing Lucario to stop in his tracks.

"Explain," he said as he turned to face the angel. This he had to hear.

"Well, besides Goku having a sense of humor, you two are almost exactly the same," Pit explained. "You're both excellent fighters, you care about the weak, you stand up to injustice, and even his Ki is like your aura!"

"I can't fly," Lucario pointed out, gesturing to the screen, where Goku and Freiza were doing just that.

"No, but I've seen you hover using your aura," Sonic said, waggling his finger in his trademark fashion. "I've even seen you dash in midair with that Extreme Speed move of yours."

"Yeah!" Pit said excitedly. "Plus you could probably power yourself up with your aura like Goku does, and your Aura Storm even looks like the Kamehameha Wave!"

"Ridiculous," Lucario scoffed. "To presume I have anything in common with a cartoon character."

"It's not a cartoon, it's an anime!" Pit exclaimed, as he usually did when someone called Dragon Ball Z or any similar show a cartoon. Lucario couldn't see a difference between the two.

"Relax, buddy," Sonic said, ever easy-going. "Wait until he gets in a fight and starts getting his poke` tail kicked. He'll be wishing he listened to us." Pit shrugged.

"Yeah, you're right," he said, turning back to the TV. "He'll probably fire his Aura Storm like it was a Kamehameha Wave." Lucario scoffed and was about to turn and leave when he noticed Goku holding his hands to his side, with an orb of blue energy forming between them.

'That…that looks like…'

"Ka…me…ha…me…HA" Goku thrust his hands forward, and a blue beam of energy was fired from the orb in his hands. Lucario ducked out of the commons room before Sonic and Pit noticed that he was still there, and pressed his back against the wall. That beam of energy had looked exactly like the Aura Storm, just as Pit said! If that of what those two had said was true, then what else were they right about? Lucario shook the thought from his head and continued making his way to his room with his food, even though he'd suddenly lost his appetite.


Lucario grunted as tumbled across the floating platform he was fighting on, narrowly grabbing hold of the edge as he was thrown off it entirely. It was the next day, and he was currently in the middle of a brutal fight. He had been matched up against Ike, Kirby, and Ganondorf in a five minute free-for-all on the Delfino Plaza stage, and he was doing rather poorly. Smash Balls were the only items allowed in this fight, and they had been ridiculously frequent thus far. Lucario had yet to acquire a single one, although he had suffered Ganondorf's beast form twice, Ike's Great Aether four times, and Cook Kirby three times. Despite it being a free-for-all, everyone had seemingly agreed subconsciously that Lucario was a priority.

Lucario pulled himself up onto the platform and took a moment to catch his breath before the others noticed he hadn't been KO'd. Lucario had carefully kept track of the entire battle, and if he had kept score properly, then Kirby was currently in the lead with five points, with Ike and Ganondorf close behind with three and four points respectively. There was no way Lucario, who had yet to make enough KOs to outweigh his Falls, was going to win fighting in his normal manner.

And with that thought, Lucario remembered the night before, when he had seen Goku use the Kamehameha Wave. He thought about everything Sonic and Pit had said, and decided that he had nothing to lose. Drawing himself to his full height, Lucario began to focus his aura, building it up, letting it flow through him, around him. As he felt his strength begin to rise, felt the aura emanating from his very being, Lucario couldn't help but to scream out loud, which didn't go unnoticed by the other fighters. Ike broke away from Kirby and Ganondorf and made a beeline for Lucario.

Once in swinging range, Ike attempted to smash his sword down into Lucario's head. Quick as a flash, Lucario side-stepped the swing and struck Ike as hard as he could in the stomach with a Force Palm, sending the warrior flying. Lucario chased after Ike with Extreme Speed, dashing between Kirby and Ganondorf and ahead of Ike. Lucario leaped off the edge of the platform and turned in midair to face his foe, and slammed him down off the stage with a two-pawed overhead slam.

Dashing back to the platform with Extreme Speed as Ike was KO'd, Lucario looked at his paws, amazed at what had just happened. Was this how Goku felt whenever he fought? If so, then Lucario liked it. However, he was torn from his amazement as Kirby and Ganondorf abandoned their own fight to rush Lucario, deeming him to be the greater threat.

Lucario grinned at the prospect of seeing how far this power went, and charged to meet them halfway. Lucario side-stepped a power-filled punch from Ganondorf and slammed his right knee into his stomach, causing the Gerudo King to double over. Lucario then pivoted around Ganondorf on his left foot, and kicked Kirby full-force in the center of his mass, while delivering a Force Palm to Ganondorf's back, sending both combatants flying, Ganondorf going off the stage completely. Lucario chased after Kirby with Extreme Speed, catching the star warrior by the foot and slamming him into the floor of the platform.

Sensing Ike's presence above him, Lucario took a quick step forward to avoid the warrior's blazing sword, giving Kirby a powerful kick to launch the pink puff ball off the stage. Turning back to Ike, Lucario quickly charged up and fired an Aura Sphere at him point-blank, sending him flying back as the platform descended near the waterfall. As Kirby re-entered the stage, all three of the other Brawlers began to gang up on Lucario. Finding himself surrounded near the center of the stage, Lucario unleashed a barrage of Close Combat, alternating his attacks between the other three fighters.

Out of the corner of his eye, Lucario saw another Smash Ball enter the stage. Doing a quick count in his head, Lucario concluded that he only had twenty seconds to get three more points to win, and the only way he was going to get those points was with that Smash Ball. Abandoning the other three fighters, Lucario dashed to the Smash Ball with Extreme Speed. Upon reaching it, Lucario placed a hand on it and shattered it with Force Palm. Landing on the side of the stage nearest the waterfall, Lucario turned to see that the others were too winded by his Close Combat to even move, which suited him just fine. Bringing his paws to his side, he began channeling all of the excess energy from the Smash Ball into the space between them.

"Ka…me...ha…me…HA!" Thrusting his paws forward, he release all of the built up energy in the form of a beam, catching all three of the other Brawlers and blasting them off the stage.

"Time!" Lucario held his pose, panting heavily as the stage dissolved around him, and he and the others were left in an empty, somewhat beige space. "The winner is…Lucario!" Despite the brutality of the battle, Lucario couldn't help but smile at his victory.


Lucario walking towards the kitchen, having just finished a shower and feeling hungry for some pasta, assuming Mario hadn't eaten it all. He walked into the commons room and was surprised to see all of the fighters gathered around the TV. They were all staring at him with strange looks on their faces; some with open grins, others with subtle smirks, but all of them with some level of amusement. At the forefront of the group was Pit and Sonic, who were grinning from ear to ear.

"What's going on?" Lucario asked, feeling as if there was some giant gorilla in the room, other than Donkey Kong, that he couldn't see. Sonic, who was holding the TV remote, pointed it over his shoulder at the TV. It was only them that Lucario realized that it was a recording of the battle he had just come out of, paused at the point where he was going to fire his Aura Storm. It was then that he realized in horror at what he had done, and more importantly, what he had said, as Sonic pressed play.

"Ka…me…ha…me…HA!" Sonic paused the video again as the on-screen Lucario was firing the beam. Pit then gestured to Lucario in an overly dramatic fashion.

"The legendary warrior, pure of heart and fueled by rage…the Super Saiyan, Lucario!" And with that, everyone in the room began laughing and cheering, Sonic and Pit being the loudest of them all. It was in that moment that Lucario realized, that no matter how many fights he lost, he would never fight like Goku again!


A.N./This chapter was inspired by myself. Whenever I play as Lucario, I like to shout out 'Kamehameha!' whenever I use the Aura Sphere or Aura Storm. Also, I know that Close Combat isn't a move Lucario can use in Brawl, but as far as I'm concerned, he should be able to. As far as Pit and Sonic watching Dragon Ball Z, I figured that with Pit watching Mario and Kirby fight in the Subspace Emissary, and Sonic's high-speed nature, they'd be the ones most likely to watch something as fast-paced as Dragon Ball Z.