A/N: So I saw all those stories out there with Chad looking at a list of ways to impress Sonny, and I though, "Gee what would happen if he tried a list of ways to make her hate him?" Thus the idea was born!
Dedication: kayalex, She always reviews my stories which is so kind. (Yes I know I have quite a few people who do, but most if not all of them have gotten a dedication already)
And also you should go ready TeddyLuver's story Of Creampuffs and Jerkferrets (LOL I love the whole, "You, have more of a ferrety complexion.")
Disclaimer: IDOSWAC
Sonny's POV
"Hey Sonaay!" Chad yelled in that obnoxius tone of his.
I stopped walking and turned to face him. "What is it this time Cooper?" I snapped back. I don't know why I was like this towards him today. It could be to do with the way Chad had been acting. It was seriously annoying and I just wanted him to leave me alone. I recalled everything he did:
"Hey Sonny!" he called walking over to me. Behind his back I saw a huge yellow flower.
"Seriously Chad?" I asked. He looked surprised.
"I brought you a flower," he said with a smile, handing me the ten foot tall sunflower.
I took it but nearly toppled under the weight of it. "Gee," I muttered trying to catch my breathe, "thanks! But it's a little heavy."
"Weak Munroe?" he smirked walking away.
"Sonny!" Chad's obnoxious voice called through the cafeteria.
I turned to him but said nothing. He walked over, making as much noise as he could.
I groaned, first a huge flower then this!
"What's up Munroe? Feel like going to the park today?" he yelled loud enough for everyone to hear.
I simply shook my head. "No thanks Chad," I sighed, "I'm happy to just eat my - er - food." I saw Brenda giving me the evil eye.
Chad winced at the food but strutted over to the Mackenzie Falls table, without a sound.
"Son-" Chad called. But I put my hand up for him to stop.
"Not now Chad," I said through gritted teeth.
He whined, "Why not?" I giggled, he sounded so much like a three year old!
"Because thanks to your stupid sunflower falling on Tawni's vanity I've been locked out!" I snapped. Chad looked hurt.
"You think my gift was stupid Munroe?" he whispered. I nodded, "Who gives a girl a ten foot flower?"
He decided to brush the comment off, "You're hair looks nice."
I smiled, but when I reached up to play with my hair I realized I was wearing a rainbow clown wig for our newest sketch.
"Really Chad, really?" I said rolling my eyes. He looked up at my hair, possibly for the first time since he got there.
His eyes widened in horror at the wig, "Oh." was all he said before walking away.
And then there's now.
"I just wanted to say, if you need a ride home tonight I can drive you," he said with a genuine smile.
"Aw thanks Chad, but really it's fine," I said walking a little closer.
"I thought you just might want to see a real car," he said adding a smirk to the end.
"You're so obnoxious and ego centric! I hate you Chad! Leave me alone," I yelled, my eyes stinging with tears.
Chad's POV
I sighed and walked, more like ran, back to my dressing room slamming the door behind me. I grabbed the list I'd printed off the internet,
Ways to Make a Girl Love You
1. Bring her flowers, girls love that!
2. Get her attention, maybe ask her to go to the park.
3. Compliment her hair
4. Offer her a ride home
As I read the list over and over I realized just how dumb the list was, and how dumb I was.
"Chad?" Portlyn asked, opening my door quietly and sitting next to me on my sofa.
"What is it?" I sighed putting my head in my hands.
"Well, I saw this list earlier and judging by right now it didn't go well did it?" she asked placing a hand on my shoulder.
"No," I mumbled through my hands, "She hates me now!"
"Well, if a list to make her love you didn't work... try a list to make her hate you!" she said brightening up at her own good idea.
"Don't be ridicoulus," I laughed, "That's.... brilliant!" I left without a word, I had to get to a computer
I read down the list one last time,
Ways To Make a Girl Hate You
1. Criticize her every move.
2. Insult her friends, and be obnoxious to her.
3. Choose a random day to be really kind, then be horrible the next day.
Bonus for step 3: Use what she says the day before against her!
I was ready to put my plan into action!
What's Chad going to do? Did you like it? Hate it? Suggestions?
