A/N: I've decided that I'm going to put all my Sam and Dean one-shots in a collection so that way they won't be scattered all over the place. In my one-shots they're going to put in mostly normal situations where nothing supernatural happens to them. However, maybe one or two like my first one "Funny Bone". They're ranged from all ages and mostly sad!Sam and awesome!bigbrother Dean. Because I'm a Sam Girl and I like to toucher him.
The Un-Supernatural Adventures of Dean and Sam:
By: LOSTrocker
Story 1: Funny Bone:
"You go first."
"Why do I have to go first?"
Sam smirked and gladly answered him: "You're the older one."
Which Dean replied: "Dammit," Dean only liked to play that card on Sammy to use for his advantage not the other way around.
Dean entered the dark and scary house with cation ready for anything to pop out at him. However, he wasn't prepared to meet the corner of a table with his elbow. "Ow! Shit!" he cursed. That hurt like a bitch. It eased up in due time. Dean could take pain pretty well. It was a good thing he had gone in first or Sam would've met The Deadly Wooden Furniture of Doom...
Thats when a smirk came across his face. "Hey Sam!" Dean used his panic voice so Sammy would come in running which he did. Sam thought he could get away with playing the older card.
"Dean!" Sam shouted and wham! He met the same pain his brother had. "Dammit," Sam cursed. "That was my funny bone." he rubbed his elbow. "I don't even know why they call it that. It's not even funny!"
"Yeah it is." Dean burst out laughing.
Dean had set him up. "You're an asshole you know that."
"Aww, do you want me to kiss it and make it better?" Dean teased him.
"No, I'm just saying a little compassion would be nice." Sam retorted.
"C'mere," Dean waved Sammy closer to him.
Sam was hoping for at least a comforting big brother hand on his shoulder... That was far from what Dean gave him. Without a warning he smacked him across the back of his head. "Geez, what was that for?" Sam demanded.
"Well, your elbow doesn't hurt anymore does it?" Dean asked.
Sam brushed passed him. Dean would take that as a no. There were some perks to being the older one.
END.
