Two Heads are Better Than One
by Sara T. Fontanini
(Ranma 1/2 and its characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi)
Part One
Legend tells of an ancient artifact, that can combine two souls together. Noone knows what this means, but it is generally agreed to be a stupid idea.
If such is the case, why make such a thing in the first place?
In his special private dimension, the God of Chaos smiled gleefully.
He sure loved that little doohicky. It caused so much chaos, and created such interesting results.
Now, to send it to his favourite punching bag.
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Ranma, Genma and the Tendos looked at the package curiously. It had no return adress, and it gave off...vibes.
"Well, we won't find what it is until we open it!" Genma exclaimed.
Ranma sighed. His father could be so impulsive. Good thing he wasn't like that.
Genma ripped the package apart, and stared in puzzlement at the contents as he held it up for all to see.
It was a cylinderical device, with four hooks at each end, and both ends were hollow openings. Ranma grabbed it, getting a closer look, Akane leaned over his shoulder, wanting to get a better look at the thing.
"What the hell is this thing?" Ranma asked rhetorically.
Suddenly, there was a wicked cackling, and purple smoke came out of the two openings. Ranma and Akane looked around shock as the smoke surrounded them, and then....they were pulled inside the cylinder thing.
Everyone else stared at the sight. And then, without warning, something was spit out of the object, which quickly crumbled into dust.
Everyone moved towards the direction that the thing had been spat out, and they all saw someone step out of the pond.
Ranma rubbed his, well her, head. "What the hell happened?"
"Yeah. I remeber being surrounded by smoke, and then a pulling sensation, and then I'm floating in the pond." Akane grumbled. "What a weird day."
"Ranma!?" Genma exclamed.
"Akane!?" Soun cried (literally).
Both teenagers looked up. "What's wrong?"
"Y-your body!" Soun shakily said.
Ranma and Akane looked at each other, their eyes narrowing in shock. They were TOO close. They looked down at their bodies. Well, body to be precise.
For you see, Ranma and Akane hand merged, two heads sharing a single body. The two of them paled.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"
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Well, there we go. A new story by me.
Okay, this is more of a teaser, setting up the situation. But, it does the job.
This story was suggested by one of my fans, Diablo000....something (That's not his proper user name, I just can't remember the whole thing. It has a lot of numbers at the end, mostly 0's). He had shown me a couple of pictures, and suggested I do story based on them.
And, finding the subject weird but interesting, I decided to venture into unfamiliar territory.
Hope ya enjoyed it, and please comment! (And then maybe I won't blow up your house.)
