One day dante ordered and ducking pizza piaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Then he choked on it and died and then trish fell over dantes corpes and her tits poped out and then virgil was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH and reallllllly I just made this shit in 2 seconds and I only played Ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 and that's how I know these characters and I haven't played any truckin fucking ducking devil may cry games I own a ps2 and a 360 so I guess I'm just a douche TA TA goodbye bitch es!
