So many fics I should be working on right now… Meh. This is worth it XD…

I blame Canada for this.


As Canada and his fellow citizens sat in session, a sudden question was asked. He was surprised at what he heard.

"I rise today to salute the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta for putting in place emergency measures in an effort to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies. I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don't recognize borders and that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it's not contained. So on behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, Mr. Speaker, I want to ask the minister of Foreign Affairs if he's working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse."

Canada and the rest of the people broke into fits of laughter. A zombie apocalypse? That seemed to end the bickering. He looked to the man awaiting his response.

"Mr. Speaker, I want to assure all Canadians that I am 'dead-icated' to ensure that this never happens, I want to say to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minster Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies ever."

Canada felt himself loosing air. Today was a good day… Good thing America wasn't there or else it would've gotten serious.


For those of you who don't know. (Which is very few, I hope). Canada's parliament decided to talk about an impending zombie apocalypse that will never happen. I felt that I should make a small fic about it.

Forgive the crappy-ness. I am an American therefore this was serious. Not really, I find zombies to be overrated.