Last time on: LOST: Repercussions of Evil
The Jacob said "No, John. You are the udders"
And then John was a udder.
LOST: REPERCUSSIONS PART 2
John Locke was cry, he didn't want to be a udder, he wished he listended to his daddy all the years ago.
The udders around him gotted used to him and thought he was on there side so they left him alone and went away. John got so mad at them though and he got his roundhosekickerer again and shotted the Jacob cuz he was mad at them and roundhosekickerererered at the udders.
"DONT TEL ME WAT I CANT DO" the new udder John was mad.
The udders were mad taht he roundhosekickered them and yell at john so they gather around him and sing and chant "4815162342" the ysay things that have to do with the Jacob and his bicth aaron. "NOOOOoooooooo" John cried in udder speak, he didn't wanna go to hell or whatever they wanted to dew.
"YESsss." they shout back and john was surrounded with blak smoek monster.
"NO PLEASE NO I DONt WANT HELL" John cried.
And John went to hell
Somewhere on earth Mr. Cooper cried too for he know that his son really was kill by udders. oh wiat, that bicth is ded
