Author's Note: Have you missed my Bleach? I have that's for sure. I know, I know, Love Hate Relationship is currently sitting with a blazingly obvious missing final chapter, and I have good news. It's in the works. I should be able to post it hopefully rather soon. I have this wonderfully cute desktop with some of my favorite Bleach males on it; Renji, Ulquiorra, Ichigo, Byakuya and Grimmjow holding heart shaped cookies and it inspired me to write, so this is the result. I hope that you enjoy it. Also I am completely aware that Valentines was two months ago, but whatever, I don't really care all that much and I hope that you can over look the small matter of time of year.
Warnings: This story is rated NC-17. It contains the following: Slash. Graphic Sex. Strong/Harsh Language. Sexual/Adult Situations. OoC-ness (I tried to avoid it.) Mild Violence. Minors (underaged characters participating in sex). Other Mature Themes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, it's characters, themes, or any other material. No copyright infringement is intended.
Pairings: Grimmjow/ Ulquiorra (I read a Dj of this pairing, and loved it.)
Setting: AU/AR. High school theme.
Please Enjoy.
Ulquiorra stared at the heart shaped cookie he had found on his desk with confusion. It was a plain sugar cookie with red frosting on it and sprinkle letters which spelled out 'I love you', wrapped in plastic. The normally emotionless seventeen year old looked around, his large blue-green eyes scanning the classroom. There was a group of girls standing around the popular guy, Grimmjow's, desk giggling as they all offered their Valentines to him, even though Valentines wasn't until Friday, which was also the date for the school Valentines day dance. The blue haired eighteen year old seemed rather bored, but accepted the gifts; he wouldn't date any of them.
Ulquiorra picked the cookie up, his long pale fingers gripping the sides with ease and he lifted it up to examine it. It didn't have a price tag on it, or a tag with a name or anything. It actually looked home made, which made Ulquiorra's brow furrow. He pulled his headphones off with his other hand and sat down.
The bell rang and the teacher, Aizen walked in, and the students quickly found their seats. Ulquiorra put the cookie into the pocket of his black hoodie, and turned off his Mp3 player and pulled his physics book from his shoulder bag. All the while unaware of the light ice blue eyes staring at him.
For the entire class, the normally attentive Ulquiorra found his mind wondering back to the cookie that was hidden in his pocket, he almost didn't notice the bell had rung until he heard chairs scraping on the floor.
His only friend, Yammy, a boy almost three times his size walked over. "What are you doing? You've been spaced all class, I tried to get your attention so I could copy your notes." Yammy grumbled.
"You should know by now that I'm not going to give them to you." Ulquiorra said getting to his feet. "As to why I wasn't paying attention, it's none of your business."
Yammy growled. "I don't even know why I bother with you sometimes Ulquiorra."
"Because for one you've got a crush on my sister Harribel, and I always give you part of my lunch." Ulquiorra said walking down the hall.
"Oh yeah." Yammy said and Ulquiorra rolled his eyes.
Ulquiorra stopped at his locker and opened it, only to find two more cookies, both the same only the sprinkles spelled different things. 'Please Be Mine' and 'Always and Forever'. Ulquiorra frowned and pulled the two other cookies from his locker and examined them carefully, only to find nothing more than what he found with the first cookie. They were both homemade, nothing else.
"What the hell?" Yammy asked and Ulquiorra looked up at him. "You got some girl crushing on you Ulquiorra?" He snickered.
Ulquiorra frowned and put the two cookies into his pocket with the first then changed his books. "No." Was his answer as he closed his locker door calmly and headed towards his next class, Yammy laughing as he followed.
By lunch Ulquiorra had acquired a total of four cookies, and was still nowhere near figuring out who had given them to him. Being a person who unfortunately was always the smallest bit curious, Ulquiorra wanted to find out, despite his cold demeanor.
"Why don't you just ask people. I mean you don't have many friends, it shouldn't be that hard to figure out." Yammy said as he shoveled food into his mouth at a rapid pace, the nearly seven foot eighteen year old was a bottomless pit and seemed to always be eating, at least when he wasn't beating people up or annoying Ulquiorra.
"Its not anyone I know." Ulquiorra said with a frown.
"Then who?" Yammy asked.
"I don't know." Ulquiorra said looking up at his friend.
Yammy was quite for a very long time, almost as if contemplating something deep. "Are you going to eat them?" He finally asked and Ulquiorra just raised an eyebrow before getting up from the table, leaving the uneaten part of his lunch on the table for Yammy to finish off.
Ulquiorra headed towards his next class, even though he had nearly ten minutes before lunch even ended.
He stopped when he saw someone leaning over his desk, and he went into the class and leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms over his chest. "What are you doing?"
The boy jumped, and Ulquiorra easily recognized him. His name was Ichigo Kurosaki, a student a year younger than himself, with shocking bright orange hair, and brown eyes, he was taller than Ulquiorra by several inches, but still small. The only reason that Ulquiorra knew his name was because he'd actually beaten Yammy in a fight. It was something that Ulquiorra wouldn't forget anytime soon.
"Shit, uhm... Nothing?" Ichigo said nervously.
"Why are you leaving cookies on my desks, and in my locker?" Ulquiorra asked and Ichigo flushed brightly.
"They aren't from me, I swear!" Ichigo said. "I've already got a boyfriend."
"Then who are they from?" Ulquiorra said.
"He told me not to tell." Ichigo said putting his hands in his jeans pocket. "You've got to figure it out on your own, by Friday, or and I quote..." Ichigo blushed more again and looked away. " 'Kidnap and tie you up in the supply closet and rape you until you're unable to stand.' " Ichigo muttered, but Ulquiorra heard perfectly. He was unable to keep the shock off his face completely, but was quick to recover and place his calm mask back in place when Ichigo finally got the nerve to look back.
"Who is it?" Ulquiorra asked again.
The bell rang and Ichigo took it as his chance to run, and made his way out as quickly as possible. Ulquiorra frowned and went to his desk and looked down at the cookie. 'I love you' was again spelled out with the sprinkles. Ulquiorra stared at it for a long time until students began entering the class and he quickly pocketed it.
"At least I like sweets." He muttered to himself as he sat down.
End of Part One
Yes, I am aware that Ulquiorra probably doesn't like sweets, and most likely isn't in fact curious about anything. He's a cold hearted, emotionless bastard that is also evil. But for my story, although he hides his feelings very well, he actually has them, and he is curious and likes sweets. Also this is a three shot, this is part one, which means there are two more parts, yes two! The sex will not come until part three! So if you want to find out is Grimmjow and Ulquiorra make awesome smex you will have to wait out until then.
Thanks for reading!
Please review and comment, I want to know if I still have my touch for Bleach Fanfiction!
