The machine buzzed as Near turned on the brightly lit computer. He had just got a pink Mac Book for Hanukkah and was excited to share the news. Instantly, a barrage of messages popped onto the screen. Feeling "panthered", Near made a buddy chat. All of his friends were on. He signed in as, "ThelovelyNYA12345".
Hotxoxcheargal: Hey N! How wuz ur Hanukkah? ;D
ThelovelyNYA1234: pretty good, thx Mello. Being so rich I got tons of stuff. I got these hot Juicy Cotour pants. They maker my ass look nice. U?
5Lacrosschickheart: OMG! Guess what?? Btw congratz on the pants N.
ThelovelyNYA1234: What Soichiro? Nice to see u btw. :DDD and thx. I also got a coach watch. It rly is kuute.
Kawaiiquestrainbowcottoncandygals: Neko mimi mode-o, ne?!
5Lacrosschickheart: Matt and mellz….broke UP!
ThelovelyNYA1234: OMFG!! SHUTUP GURL!
Hotxoxcheargal: SHUT UP N.
ThelovelyNYA1234: Don't haet meh cuz u aint meh. ;)
Hotxoxcheargal: rolls eyes. Near and his loveable antics. 333333
5Lacrosschickheart: Anyweyz. SO! Mellz and Matt were all, shoppin and stuff when Mellz caught Matt sneeking into JC PENNY! Holy crap. He didn't even get Juicy or Abercrombie or ANYTHING. That was the last straw for Mellz. DDD WHAT A SCAMP!
Kawaiiquestrainbowcottoncandygals: dratiniiii, dra-ti-niiiiiii! spins dratimatically
Hotxoxcheargal: hey riri-chan and berra-chan and Maggie-chan! Aka lolhikiwi! Wutz up gais!!
ThelovelyNYA1234: Umm…g2g guyz…. C ya round town gang!! X0x0x0x0x.
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Near clicked the off button.
"whatcha waitin for babe?" Matt said in a sexy groan, naked on the bed.
Sweat began to build on nears lip, his Juicy uggs were too hot.
Just then, Soichiro came in with Light handcuffed to his wrist.
"WHAT THE-?" but before Near could finished, he was chained to the bed, naked. Soichiro took out a block of ice and began to rub Near's nipple until it became hard, then he took an orange and made orange juice with his hardened nipple. He gave the orange juice to Light, and he began to drink.
Near was in a fog. He did not like this S & M stuff, he just liked it the good old fashion way. Seeming to have read his mind, Matt, Light, and Soichiro flipped the small child Near on his back and started kissing him softly. The kisses turned into tongue then butt sex. The rhythmic thumb thump thump of Soichiro's meat banging Near's ass became a beautiful symphony, like a cello in the breeze.
Next, it was Light's turn. He would need to impress Near with something different. But, before he could start, Light started foaming at the mouth and doing circles on the floor speaking in Binary Code.
Just then, Ryuk came crashing through the door,
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!"
At that, Light stopped and then jumped out a window. Light was never heard of again.
Near shrugged.
"Ryuk?" Near said plaintively with wide eyes.
Ryuk grinned.
Shinigami sex was better than sex with soichiro, it turned out.
Ryuk gave near head as Matt and Soichiro did oral.
Mmmmmm
Just then, Near's dad came in and joined in.
Oh the wonders they had.
OH WAIT NEAR'S AN ORPHAN LOL!!
