Title: Paralyzed
By: Schizophrenic Remedy
Summary: Murphy's law just seems to become true more-so every day that Tamantha Myles lives. It's now her fifth year at Hogwarts and still nothing seems to go right… SEQUEL TO WELCOME TO MY LIFE
Dear Readers,
Hey, yeah I'm sorry. The last chapter of the other fanfic sucked but you get it. It was basically the ending of the movie with her helping. This one should be better… hopefully. I know I don't update a lot but ya know I do have a lot to do, and yeah I know its summer but I have online classes and AP Psychology work. I'll work on this when I can though. If anyone wants to know anything about this fanfic or any of the others feel free to visit my freewebs address, it's just the website with a slash and SchizophrenicRemedy, or if you wanna take the lazy way out go to my page and click "homepage" and it'll take you there. It gives where I get the titles from, about the characters and what inspires the stories. Hope you enjoy if you take the time to go there… if you do, don't forget to leave a signature!
Sincerely,
Schizo
Disclaimer: I don't own it, but here are some ways to hide from lawyers when they think you've stolen a fanfic…
PARALYZED
Panda… disguise yourself as a panda… because anything panda's do is cute…
All you have to do is hide in the sewers and create your own mutant crocodile army... just sort of hope they don't eat you first….
Run away… far far away… of create a giant wooden badger and hide in it…
Alarm the authorities that the lawyers are pedophiles or rapists… then get them arrested D
Lick a frozen pole… sure you'll be stuck there but maybe the lawyers will feel too sorry for your stupidity to sue you
Yell at them in gibberish while running away, maybe they'll think your insane and send you to the funny farm… but hey… free red jello!!!
Zebras… dress in black and white stripes and hide in a zebra pen… they won't ever find you there.
Enter the beyond in bed bath and beyond… they dare not enter the beyond…
Delve deep into the pits of the ocean… or hide in a fat person's fat… they'll NEVER look there.
Chapter One
Paralyzed by the same old antics
I hate my life. Plainly, flat out, I hate it. It possibly could not get any worse than it is right now. I hate everyone in this house, anything that possibly breathes. Maybe I should clarify things a little better… my name is Tamantha Myles. I live with the Malfoy family and serve one purpose, which is to serve. I am no better than a house elf. My fiancé is Draco Malfoy, he is… well not exactly the worst in the household, but by god he is up there. I hate this household. You see, I go to a school of magic; Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry to be exact. Well, I did. I went for a year; I entered when it should have been my third year. I had the time of my life. I made friends, I had a social life and I was treated so much better. I had adventures I could have never even dreamed of. But all good things come to an end, and that summer the Malfoy family, or rather Lucious felt it would be in my best interest if I stay home and away from the wizard world.
I stayed home for my fourth year… enduring the wrath of Draco's father on my own. I can see why the poor boy is so miserable and grouchy. I would too if I had Lucious as a father. So here I am, alone and staring out the window of my small closet like room. I have not seen nor heard from any of my friends from Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione. All that I have heard is Harry apparently was entered in the triwizarding tournament and that a student died. I also heard that the dark lord was back but that is the only news I've heard. I have not seen my god parents… I assume because they don't know where I am… I have been miserably lonely for the past year… it's currently the summer before I would start my fifth year. I wish I could go back. The only company I have is the house elf dobby and he isn't allowed to talk to me anymore by order of Lucious.
I've gotten to know the Malfoys at least a bit better though. Draco is an absurd little snot who was influenced to be so by his father. His father, Lucious Malfoy is the ruler of the household. He's a rather nasty and sadistic individual. Trust me… I know from experience how cruel he can be. Making one wash clothing with dirty water and expecting the clothes to be CLEAN without the use of magic is an impossible task, but of course not to Lucious. He likes to make people do impossible tasks just so that they will not get it done; if they do then they get punished anyway. Either way there is no winning. Narcissa is rather quiet and to herself, or to Draco. She always worries about him and his care. She leaves me alone and to myself thankfully. Draco and Lucious however are the complete opposite. I am almost always running around running errands for the two or waiting on them hand and foot. But I guess this is my life, and that's how I'm going to have to deal with it.
