This is not the sequel to my previous story. This is just a funny one shot I thought of. It is a parody of the Dr. Blowhole episode, in which Julien claims to be a double agent. It's rated PG-13 for a reason! Enjoy, and please review!

Skipper and Blowhole are on the ground, tussling. Julien comes over on his cart and says..

"I just wanted you to know, that I am a double agent! I like Twilight!"The two just stared at him.

"But what about…" Skipper started

"I voted Dr. Phil as sexiest man alive!"

"But what about…" Blowhole began

"I had sex with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!"

"Whose side are you on?!" They both shouted

"OH, since Blowey gave better oral, I suppose I'll go with –"
"I can give better! Ask Rico!" Skipper interrupted

"Oh, I was going to go with the penguins anyway, but that's a bonus" Julien jumped up onto the control panel beside Kowalski and pressed the purple Button with his tail.
"NOOOO!" Blowhole cried

"RING OF FIRE – SHUT DOWN IN PROGRESS. YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE FROM YOUR MOTHER"

"I Cannot believe you would cheat on me with that prostitute lemur fag!" A recorded feminine voice scolded.

"WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR THE REST"

"No, just delete it." Blowhole said. He started running to the water. He jumped in, and Skipper after him. "For this, I will get REVENGE!" He declared.

"Good. This episode is almost over and we need a cliffhanger."

"HAHAHAHAH" Blowhole flew away laughing. On the way back to the zoo, Skipper ordered Rico.

"Rico, you have duty when we get home." He said. Rico nodded enthusiastically.

Later, in the middle of the night, Mort woke up. He heard scary noises from King Julien's walked over to see if he was okay.

A tiny scream echoed throughout the zoo. Mort, scarred for life, ran to Marlene. Marlene was just disappointed she missed the action.

Like it? I think it's pretty funny – I wrote it on the spur of the moment. Reviews and flames are appreciated!